WEEE Extra chapter for funsies! So what exactly happened a few days ago, when Talon had visited Malzahar? Refrences to a few shows you have GOT to remember or know. Or watch. Idk. Here it is!


Malzahar finished writing the last words on the letter to the Summoners. The next few days are his last before he goes on his "business trip" to the other sides of the Void for several weeks. He hated leaving his precious voidlings, but they've been angry at him ever since he accidentally gave some "space aids" to one of them.

He sighed, wondering when mushrooms were going to pop onto his head. Maybe he should have given himself "space aids." Malzahar sent a voidlings off to send the letter to the Institute of War.

Suddenly, a knock on the door made the man jump up, surprised. He went to open the door. "If it's you and your Rift Walker pranks, Kassadin, then-" Malzahar sighed, and then stopped himself when he realized it was Talon.

"Oh. Hi Talon," Malzahar smiled, "How kind of you to visit."

"Thanks, now help me with this huge bag," Talon grunted, holding a large hot pink bag. The assassin kept his hood on, though the blades on his back made it obvious it was him.

Malzahar took the pink bag, but couldn't see anything in there. "Concealment spell done by LeBlanc," explained Talon before Malzahar could respond.

"Oh." Was all the Prophet of the Void replied. He frowned, and sat down on a dark violet couch. Talon sat down too, pushing down his hood to reveal his tousled brown hair.

Bzzz. Both the champions jumped, and took out their phones at the exact same time. "Finally!" The two said at the same time. They looked at each other. "My Little Poro, Bloodshed is Magic is out with Season 5 Episode 23!"

"Ooh! When will King Solar-Poro and Queen Lunar-Poro need Sparkle-Poro and her friends in another bloodshed mission?" Malzahar squealed.

"Or! When the Bloodshed Poros face another bloodshed problem!" Talon replied. The two both began to watch the video at the same time, when a loud thump and a clang made them jump. Again.

At the same time, the two got a few messages from their friends. The Void and Noxus chat room. Fun.


[SpaceAids and AngryBirbMan have joined the chat room]

SinisterVixlence: I'm telling you! No one likes My Little Poro anymore! It's all about Poro the Exploro!

RiftWalkerKass9000: No! It's all about Poromon! The newest Poromon is the cutest of all! AND it has 4 evolutions!

Koggie: Furlp-plau juia uieeee!

SinisterVixlence: Translation, Feaster?

Feaster500: Koggie says that he likes Solar-Poro in My Little Poro, and it will never beat Poro the Exploro.

SpaceAids: What is wrong with you guys?! It's all about My Little Poro!

AngryBirbMan: Duh! Because that's like... The best show in the world!

Hissyfit232: Awww. That's cute. But you know, it's all about the fanfiction.

SinisterVixlence: Awww. That's cute, Sissy Hissy, but NO. I refuse the fact that I have quote on quote "fallen in love" with that armor head.

Hissyfit232: Awww... But you look so cute together!

AngryBirbMan: Face the truth, Sinister, it ain't gonna change.

Hissyfit232: Your using new words, Birb! Aww I so proud of you!

AngryBirbMan: *sighs* well I'm gonna go watch the newest episode of My Little Poro with SpaceAids, and we will fanboy all over it!

SpaceAids: Yep.

[SpaceAids and AngryBirbMan have left the chat room]


Malzahar and Talon looked at each other, sighing, shaking their heads at the stupidity of the Void people and the Noxians.

"At least... We have Sparkle-Poro."


It was close to nighttime, and Talon had to leave. "Oh, and here's your present," the assassin smiled, pulling something invisible out. He tapped a few button on a watch, and the invisibility wore off.

Malzahar's mouth dropped open. "You've got to be kidding me."

Talon grinned. In front of him, lay a rumpled hot pink and white maid dress, complete with a set of makeup that was filled with different colors of pink and Violet.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"


Yes. Zed said the same thing. And so did Shen. The maid costumes surely bring a lot of No's. Hehe...

-At the same time, Leona had taken a photo of them when Talon had revealed the pink maid costume.

-Sparkle-Poro is Twilight Sparkle, King Solar-Poro refers to Princess Celestia, Queen Lunar-Poro refers to Princess Luna, Poro the Exploro is Dora the Explorer, Poromon is Pokemon, and the "armor head" refers to Garen. Try to figure out who SinisterVixlence is! (its obvious...)

-My sibling always calls a specific ability that one specific champion mentioned in this extra chapter has. If you ever played him (hint!) then you should know xD. Hopefully.

Maybe at the last chapter when Malzahar returns or something I'll reveal all the user names and stuff. Then yeah. You can keep on guessing and stuff, but you WILL NEVAR GUESS THEM. MUAHAHAHAHAHHA.

heh... Stay tuned!~Moondance

(Psst. Next chapters about rivalries between Noxus and Demacia! Try to guess who it is!)

I'll be updating more than normal, so be ready for a ton of chapters!