A/N: Whew! Finally done with the chapter... Sorry about the delay, my computer that i normally post these on has broken down... So I'm using my sisters laptop after finishing my very tedious chinese homework. ANYWAY: I hope you like it! I spent lots of time on this, and the next chapter may come in a month or so, due to my friends and I working on a ship fanfic, well two, together, i think. Thanks! ~Moondance


A blue haired girl lay unconscious on the hard floorboards of Malzahar's home. Her long braids were curled around her bare arms along with a few Voidlings sleeping atop her. Jinx blinked open her eyes. "Pow Pow?" she murmured weakly, "Fishbones? Hello?" After hearing no response from either of her guns, she slowly sat up, looking around.

A large hextech fist came flying at her, but a shape flew in front of Jinx and parried the strike. "You okay?" came a familiar voice.

"No!" Jinx pouted, crossing her skinny arms, "Jinx needs no saving! Especially from you!" She stood up to face three familiar people.

"Your guns are over in the storage room third balcony, two doors to the left through that passageway and down two flights of stairs and in the fourth door on your left after a right," said her savior, the Mohawked boy of Ekko, who was trying to hold off both Vi and Caitlyn.

"What?" Jinx frowned, confused.

"Look, Diana will lead you!" Ekko rolled his eyes. 'Moon lady?' Jinx thought, confused, 'What's she doing here?' Noticing a few moon sketches on the wall, the Loose Canno looked at them, realization dawning on her.

"Cool moon paintings!" She grinned, "Now can you repeat those directions, Mohawk?"

"Just-" Ekko began, but was sent back flying by a powerful fist. Grunting, he slammed against the wall, wood chips littering on his white hair. "Just follow me!" He groaned in defeat, sprinting up the stairs.

"Okay, Mohawk!" Jinx called in a sing song voice, following up the stairs after blowing a raspberry at the two cops.

After twisting and winding through the maze of doors, Jinx followed Ekko through Malzahar's home. "I didn't think Malzy's house was so large!" She exclaimed, observing the wide hallways that couldn't have fit inside the home that she saw earlier from the outside.

"Illusions," Ekko replied, leaping down the stairs and landing at the bottom, while Jinx slowly ambled her way down, "Hurry! They're coming!"

"Mhm, yeah," she nodded, totally oblivious to her friend talking to her, "You know, this would be totally fun to blow up."

"Jinx! Just listen to me for once!" Ekko cried desperately, "Please!"

"Did you just say something about blowing things up, please?" Jinx asked, following him around the corner, "Because I'd love to, but I don't have Pow Pow." She paused. "Or Fishbones " she added, "Oh no... They'll kill me! I left them again."

"Who cares about your guns?" her friend threw up his hands, done with this girl, "We're gonna die, just because Caitlyn assigned herself with Vi, and the stupid Summoners put us together to quote on quote get us back together? No! This is Zaun versus Piltover! We're without backup and we're loosing, and especially worse because there's you!"

Jinx stayed silent for a bit. "Done with your rant, Mohawk, because the door's right here," she asked, pointing to the door to the place where Caitlyn and Vi had put her guns, "Jeez, I didn't think you were that nerdy."

Skidding to a halt, Ekko came over to Jinx with a raised brow. "I made my Timewinder, Jinx, you know that right?" He said, "I'm nerdy, as you say it." Then taking out a stolen key to unlock the door.

The Loose Cannon leaped in once the lock had clicked open and scooped up her guns happily. "Oh Pow Pow, Fishbones! I missed you so much!" she cried, "I missed you! I'm sorry!"

Rolling his eyes again, Ekko picked up a cupcake trap from the ground that had not been activated yet. He heard the clomping footsteps of Caitlyn and Vi soon coming down from the stairs and then rounding the corner. Throwing the trap on instinct, Ekko let out a frightened squeal and closed the door, locking it. "Run, Jinx!" He howled, bracing himself for the hard hit of Vi's gauntlets.

"Hm?" Jinx looked up. "Did you say somethin', Mohawk?"

"Just-" Ekko was interrupted again as he went flying along with the door that shattered into a million splinters and onto Jinx, pushing them both to the wall. But except for the strong slam of the wall against their backs, there was nothing, and the two fell into a pile of bones.

"What're you two doing here?" came a surprised voice. Jinx attempted to rise, but Ekko was way too heavy, so she just plopped down uncomfortably on those bones.

"Leona?" Ekko stood up, surprised to see the Solari here, "Why are you here? Where's Diana?" Finally able to sit up, Jinx looked up to see another shape come stumbling after them.

"Hey Moon Lady!" she called, once the Lunari came into focus.

Diana let out a snort, and stood beside Leona. "Aren't you guys supposed to be enemies?" Ekko asked, frowning, "And I thought only Diana was there."

"Woah woah, slow down, Ekko!" Leona chuckled, "Too many questions. First of all, we're both spy partners, nothing wrong about that. Diana's right here, and we're no longer enemies since we both have found our love for ships."

"Like the sailboats?" Jinx inquired, butting in, "Or those big pirate ships? I like to blow those types ships up!"

"Not those kind of ships, like the love kind of ships!" Diana rolled her eyes, "You know, like Shen x Zed!" She scrolled around on her phone and showed the two Zaunites the photo she took of the two ninjas.

"Are those two kissing?" Ekko looked closely at the picture, "I never thought Shen or Zed to be gay."

"Who knows?" Leona shrugged, "Who knows what could happen in Malzahar's home? No one's watching except for the Voidlings." A wild grin spread across her normally calm face.

"You know, I never put you like this, Leona," he frowned, "You're always so calm and kind. Not like-"

Suddenly, the wall smashed open, scattering debris all over the four champions. The dust cleared away to reveal Vi and Caitlyn, Caitlyn with her sniper rifle pointed at Jinx.

"Surrender now, because cupcake and I are here to arrest you!" Vi cheerfully exclaimed.

"Leona and Diana will help-" Ekko looked towards the place where the two women were, but they had disappeared, using the dust as an escape.

"The Solari and Lunari?" Vi scoffed, "They're half across Runeterra from here!"

"Punch lady, you stole Pow Pow and Fishbones, and they're gonna pay you back!" Jinx stood up, resting Fishbones on her shoulder, "Ready Fishbones?"

"Wait! Jinx-" cried her friend, rushing over to try and stop her. But it was too late. A rocket shot from the mouth of the gun, and was sent towards the two police.

Boom! A chunk of Malzahar's home was blown into bits and pieces, especially from a closely shot missile.

"Haha! That was so fun!" Jinx laughed maniacally, switching to Pow Pow. Once the smoke had dissipated, she leveled the gun, but found no target to fire at. "Where'd hat lady and fist lady go?" She used a hand to shield the sunlight from her eyes. "Hm..."

"Watch out!" Ekko cried, and a hextech gauntlet came straight towards the Loose Cannon. A net was fired out of nowhere, trapping him.

Jinx turned and fired PowPow right at Vi, but the gauntlets had blocked most of the bullets. She let out a squeak before the large fist knocked her out unconscious, and dropped PowPow.

"Good job, Vi," Caitlyn nodded to her friend, leaning her rifle on the wall, and grabbing a string, dragging the unconscious teen towards his companion, "Now... Where to put these two until the end..."


Jinx awoke again from being unconscious, her head throbbing with pain. Hissing, she rubbed her blue hair, twirling a long braid around her arm before unraveling it. "PowPow?" she called, once again separated from her trusty guns, "Fishbones?"

"Face it Jinx, they're gone," came Ekko's sad voice. The Boy Who Shattered Time was hugging his knees, his technology giving a slight Aqua glow that was the only light in the room.

"Who turned off the lights?" she asked, once more oblivious to everyone around her, "I can't blow things up in darkness. Oh wait! I could! But I can't do it without PowPow or Fishbones."

"Uh, those two had locked us up once they knocked me unconscious, Jinx," he frowned. "I couldn't rewind time since I was unconscious..." Ekko sighed, wringing his hands together, "Too bad..."

"I know! Can you blow the door up with your time windey thingy?" Jinx asked, excited, "Then we could get out, find PowPow and Fishbones and then blow up the cops!" She stood up, attempting to turn on the lights. She found a switch, and flicked it. The lights turned on, and she had to squint against the glare. "There's the light!" She blinked a bit. "Now can you blow the stuff up?"

"Luckily I got some bombs from Ziggs," said Ekko, pulling out a few miniature bombs, "He said that it wouldn't make any sound or make a large explosion either."

"You mean Bomb Dude?" Jinx rushed over and came over to sit next to her friend, taking the tiny bombs, "Cool! They're so tiny, but they'll do! I think I could make it bigger... Can you?"

"Just hurry up and blow up the door," he muttered, "I need to get outta here as fast as I can."

"On it, Mohawk!" Jinx set to work beside the door, setting the bombs at the base and taking out her emergency lighter from who knows where. She flicked the tiny flame till it ignited the fuse, and a sizzle was heard. She withdrew back to Ekko, her hands covering her ears.

Boom! The door was blown open and wood chunks fell on top of the two Zaunites. "That was-" Jinx began, but her friend clamped a hand around her mouth.

"Be quiet for once," Ekko hissed, "They'll hear us!"

But she tore away the hand, and cried, "You mean PowPow and Fishbones? Fishbones! PowPow!" She broke into tears.

"You know what? I'm going alone!" Her friend snarled, completely fed up with Jinx. He stood up and made a run for it.

"Hey, Mohawk! Wait!" Jinx called, standing up and running after him, "A loan? Loan for what?"

"Loan for some peace and quiet for once!" he retorted, rounding a corner and heading for the entrance of the home, "Without a maniac girl following me and destroying my life!"

No reply came from the Loose Cannon, and Ekko turned, wondering what was wrong with her. "Jinx-" he began, but saw his friend struggling in the grip of Vi's strong fists. "Jinx!" He threw his Timewinder, striking the Piltover Enforcer in the stomach.

Vi let go of Jinx and began to ready herself to battle Ekko, her grin wide. The creak of floorboards caught his attention, and was knocked back by a net. The same net he had been caught in a few hours ago. Hissing, he twisted his TimeTurner and went back a few seconds.


[A Few Seconds Rewinded]

Ekko threw his Timewinder at Vi, again, and she dropped Jinx, ready to fight Ekko. He leaped back just in time to dodge the net, and caught the rebound of his Timewinder. He made a run straight at Vi, but ran past her and grabbed Jinx, running a random direction through the home. "Hurry up and run!" he yelled.

For once, Jinx followed his words and ran beside him looking around. "There!" She skidded to a stop in front of a door, "Do you have any more explosions?"

"No!" Ekko sighed, but got a new idea. He backed up to the wall and then smashed right into the door, breaking the hinges and sending the door flying into the room. A few Voidlings scurried out do the way, and the two ran in.

Leona and Diana looked up at them from reading something on a Kindle. Surprised, they jumped up. "You guys lived!" Leona beamed, hugging Ekko and rubbing her knuckles on his head, "Sorry about that, but we had to leave. No one, especially those guys from Piltover need to know me and DeeDee-"

"DeeDee?" Jinx frowned, "Who's that? Moon lady?"

"Yeah that's Diana," Leona answered, "But anyway, here, we've got your escape right behind this wall."

"There's some secret hidden passageways?" Ekko asked, curiosity lighting up in his eyes, "Never knew that."

"Everything has their secrets," Diana shrugged, "Come on, time's running out." Finding this funny, Ekko laughed before following the two older women through the wall.

"It smells just like Twitch's sewer- I mean home!" he wrinkled his nose, feeling the urge to vomit, "But worse!"

"Is it really that bad?" the Lunari and Solari asked at the same time, "I mean, it's just poop, dead bodies, and shed skin."

Ekko froze. "Dead bodies?" He began to scan the dark corridor, "What even happened here?"

"Dunno, but I think the Voidlings killed a few people who were sent to watch them," Diana shrugged, "That's my theory anyway. And that's why the Summoners told Vi and Caitlyn to assign us to this project, I guess."

"What I think, is that these are dead champions," Leona butted in, "I found this one dead man, he looks like a guy who seemed like a champion! I even named him! He's called Claude, the Evil Clown!"

"A clown," Ekko didn't look amused, "A clown. Wow. Did he look like a clown?"

"No," Leona pondered this for a moment, "But he looked like a clown."

"Thats what- never mind," he sighed, "Did any of you ask Malzahar about this?"

"I didn't," Leona shrugged, "And DeeDee never came to Malzahar's home, nor talked to him, so I dunno. I only talked to him... Five times? I don't usually support him, so I have no idea personally."

"But I did find rumors that he did have a lover though," Diana nodded, "One day, when I was crawling around the rafters of the Summoner's temple, I heard them talking about someone that Malzahar loved. Like... Dearly. And.. I heard it was someone part of the League. A champion, to be exact."

"A champion?" Ekko gasped, "Then... Who is it?"

"I don't know," Diana sighed, "I wish I knew, but then I guess even the Summoners didn't know."

After a few moments of silence, Ekko looked around in the dim light. "Where's Jinx?" He asked, finding it was way too quiet.

"Uh, wasn't she right there behind you?" Leona looked around, "I swear I saw her a few moments ago."

Ekko began to panick. "Oh no, what if Caitlyn and Vi found her!" he cried, "She's so defenseless..." Then he remembered. "She has her guns! I think if we hear gunshots, she's in trouble. If not, then I think she's probably safe."

"Just a second, Ekko," Leona set a hand on his shoulder, "You know... You can't really hear anything past these walls..."

"Then..." he began, but yelled in frustration and slammed his fist against the wall. Forgetting it was a false, he fell through and landed on the hard floorboard, scraping his cheek against a hard chip of wood.

Looking around the room he was once in, Ekko glanced under everything that Jinx could possibly hide in, or escape through. He stepped past the ruins of the door, and listened for gunshots.

"The walls of the home are soundproof as well, Ekko, just to let you know!" Came Diana, as she poked her head out, "So um. Yeah." She withdrew her head, and the Boy Who Shattered Time was left in the desolate hallways of Malzahar's large home.

He began to walk, opening each door and scanning each object Jinx could hide in. Some of them were pointless rooms with nothing inside, some were rooms filled with portraits of random people of the void, and some were rooms just filled with Voidlings with a stench so horrible Ekko literally barfed.

Suddenly, the wall to his right blew up, sending him soaring towards the other wall, landing on his rump. "Jinx!" He gasped, seeing his friend, covered in small splinters and a maniac look on her face.

"Oh, hey Mohawk!" She grinned, "Cool to see ya here! Where were you after Sun lady and DeeDee came?"

"Um... Secret passageways," Ekko raised a brow, "And you?"

"Just blowing things up, why do you ask?" Jinx flicked around her blue braid, setting Fishbones down on the debris, "I mean, what else would I be doing? Everything's so boring 'round here."

"I thought Caitlyn and Vi had captured you already!"

"Nah, they can't. Plus, did you know that someone told the Summoners a rumor that Malzy likes someone that's a champion in the league and it could be this made up champion whose dead and his name is Claude and he's the Evil Clown but no one believes it and Malzy thinks that it's poop but he says he does like someone in the league and that's it's a Noxian?"

Ekko's mouth gaped open. "H-how do you know that?" He asked, suspicious as well as amazed.

"Eh, just a hunch," Jinx shrugged, "It could be true, for what I say."

"C'mom, Caitlyn and Vi are gonna come looking for us!"

"Oh and did you know that secretly Hat lady appointed Fist lady as her assistant because she loved her and that she didn't want her to go and when fist lady joined LoL Hat Lady was so happy that she invited Fist Lady to a night out and then they realized they loved each other so they kept on hanging out again and soon they-"

"Can we save this for later?" Ekko cut in, "And how do you know all of this relationship statuses?"

"Well, it's all just a hunch, you know that right?" his friend replied, setting Fishbones back onto her shoulder, "It could be true, for what I say."

"You said that twice."

"I know."

"You know, this is going nowhere," Ekko sighed, picking himself off the ground, "C'mon, Leona and Diana are waiting."

"Mhm, let's go, Mohawk," Jinx nodded, stroking Fishbone's muzzle.

"Why do you call me Mohawk?" he frowned, dusting off his shirt, "I know I have a mohawk and all, but-"

"It's all about the mohawk, Mohawk," the girl rolled her eyes, "Stupid."

"Shut up," Ekko pouted, crossing his arms, beginning to head along the path, "Then I could just call you Blue Braid, huh?"

"No way! Why would you call me Blue Braid?" Jinx cried, "If it's about-"

"It's about the blue braids, Jinx," he rolled his eyes, turning to face her, "See? It's offensive to me."

"Who cares?" she shrugged, "Look! It's DeeDee and Sun Lady!" She pointed a thin hand, towards the Radiant Dawn and Scorn of the Moon.

"Hey! You guys lived!" Leona called, "Surprisingly not injured." She saw a few cuts on Ekko's cheek. "That much," she added.

"Anyway," Diana clapped her hands together, "We haven't been able to particularly find any leads on Caitlyn or Vi, but we do know they are looking for you two." She looked or Leona. "The only thing we could do for you guys is offer you shelter inside the hallways," she said, sighing, "Nothing else, but a map of the whole house, down to the last corner and closet."

"Hm, that's useful," Jinx nodded, "For blowing things up."

"Can you just not think about blowing things up for once, Jinx?" Ekko sighed exasperatedly. "It's getting on my nerves!"

"Nah, I can't! It's my hobby," Jinx grinned, "Look! And it's Police Lady and Fist Lady!"

"More nicknames?" he sighed, looking over where her finger was pointing. Realization dawned on his face. "Leona! Diana! We need that-" he turned to them, but they were gone. The two Zaunites were left facing two Piltoverians who were, to say, very, very annoyed.

"Surrender, Ekko, Jinx," Caitlyn narrowed her eyes, gun pointed at Jinx. Vi was up and ready to fist Ekko, both of the two trapped against the walls of the room.

"Oh really?" Jinx readied Fishbones. The glare in Caitlyn's eyes intensified. "I don't get shot!" She cried, a signal for battle to begin, "JINX NEVER GETS SHOT BY POLICE LADY! OR HAT LADY!"

'Isn't that the same person?' Ekko thought, but charged into battle. He was immediately smashed in the face by a hextech gauntlet, and fell backward. "Urgh," he groaned, and twisted TimeTurner.


[A Few Seconds Before]

Ekko rubbed his jaw, cracking it back into place before he heard Jinx shouting, "-SHOT BY POLICE LADY! OR HAT LADY!" Before charging into battle, he dodged the clumsy gauntlet, and raised his sword to strike, but a net brought him down.

Groaning in defeat, he twisted TimeTurner, again.


[A Few Seconds Before]

Ekko now rubbed his shoulder where the net had exploded. "-OR HAT LADY!" screamed Jinx, and the two rushed into battle. This time, Ekko dodged the gauntlet, turned around to deflect the net and ended up catching Caitlyn off guard. Throwing his Timewinder, Vi doubled over when the weapon struck her stomach, and she slumped against the wall, her huge fists lying across her stomach.

"Good job, Jinx," Ekko nodded to his companion, "You did good." Even though he said this, he thought to himself, 'I did most of the work, honestly.'

"Thanks! It's my specialty," Jinx grinned, "You did.. Hm... Well enough, Mohawk."

"Hey, you're alive! Again!" Leona came in, followed by Diana.

"Thanks for the help," Ekko glared at the two, "We totally needed it."

"Well? We can't be found anywhere here," Diana shrugged, "Believe me, Caitlyn said that strictly no one was allowed to interfere with this. That means we are quote on quote, 'Interfering.'"

"Can't you just not be here?" Jinx butted in, but faltered, "But then... It'll make this place much more boring to blow up."

"JINX! JUST SHUT UP!" Ekko screamed, slamming a foot down on the floor.

Diana and Leona both winced, covering their ringing ears. "I wish sometimes these rooms didn't bounce sound," Diana hissed to her companion.

"I wish that every day!" Leona hissed back, blinking her eyes painfully.

Jinx was silent. It was extremely unlike her, the Loose Cannon, quiet? This was a dream and a nightmare come true. Ekko shivered. He immediately regretted yelling at her, but figured it was worth it. An idea spoke on his mind as he gazed at the quiet girl he once -no- has a crush on.

Silently, Ekko brought his lips to hers. He could hear Diana and Leona gasping in the background, but all he cared about was this girl standing in front of him. He pulled away, before twisting his Timetuner, red in the face.


[A Few Seconds Ago]

Jinx was silent. Ekko sighed. "Sorry," he mumbled.

"Ha! Got you!" Jinx laughed, "And for your information. I will never shut up." She grinned.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"


[Several Hours Later]

Caitlyn and Vi successfully heaved a defeated Ekko and Jinx, after turning the time so many times that he ran out of mana, Ekko had finally gave in. Sighing and slumping against the hard wall, the Boy Who Shattered Time still glared defiantly back at the Piltoverians.

"We'll let you two live this time," Caitlyn said, her voice scolding as if she were yelling at two kids, which she was, "We don't want Malzahar to come home to a house repair bill laid on his hands already. Just stay out, and Vi will watch you. I will take care of the necessities, while you two stay put, is that clear?"

"Yes, madam," Ekko mumbled, straining against the cuffs that bound his wrists together, "Whatever you say, Police Lady." Casting a slight wink to Jinx as he said this, he realized that maybe he could go back being friends with Jinx. "Where's Fishbones and PowPow?" he suddenly remembered after all the mayhem the past hours were, "Didn't you just have them?"

"No.." Jinx looked down, but her eyes narrowed, "I bet Fist Lady hid them somewhere! Fist Lady! Get me back my Fishbones and PowPow!" She struggled against the cuffs that bound her tight.

"No can do, Jinx-o," Vi inspected her gauntlets, though an evil idea came into her mind. She dug around a box that she was sitting on, and pulled out Fishbones and PowPow. She set them down next to her, close enough, but far away enough so that Jinx could talk to them, but couldn't touch them.

"Fishbones! PowPow!" Jinx howled, seeing them, "I'm so sorry for leaving you! I wish you could forgive me, since I've lost you three times now! Including this time! So please, please, forgive me!" She was bawling and sobbing, tears flowing down her eyes like a waterfall.

Suddenly, the tears stopped, and put the Loose Cannon into a thoughtful mood. "That reminds me of the time I blew up this city near Piltover," she said, thinking, "I was captured by that Hammer Guy and then I lost you two!" She started to weep again. "It was so sad... Locked in that room with nothing to do, nothing to blow up! Nothing!" She stopped crying. "Then, Mohawk came over with you two! Oh was I so happy to see the sight of my darlings again! Remember, I hugged you two till you nearly died? Oh, Mohawk was watching... How embarrassing!" She took no notice of Vi or Ekko, who were staring at her as if she was crazy. Which she was.

"Um... Jinx?" Ekko managed to ask, wondering if his friend was okay.

But she ignored him, and continued talking, "And then after that, I saw a Hat Lady smooch-y smooch-y Hammer Guy and then I was like, 'Oh my god! Fishbones! PowPow! Do you see this?'"

"When was this?" Vi growled, standing up as if ready to punch Hammer Guy (a.k.a Jayce) right in his face and where "Sun no shine."

Ignoring Vi, Jinx kept on going, "And then they turned to me and they were like, 'What the-' Oh right. I'm not supposed to swear around PowPow or you, Fishbones, because Mom and Dad said that you're both really small and I should blow things up. Right?"

"Those are two of the most messed up parents I have ever heard of," Ekko muttered.

"Aww, Fishbones! You don't have do!" Jinx cooed, "I know we should go on my birthday, but we could go now! Imagine..." She smiled into the distance. "The whole island of Swamp Land (Bilgewater) blowing up right in our faces! That's it! That's our plan for our next anniversary as blowing up partners! I wish we could go now! But that's in a few months and everyone can't stand a few months because there are so many cities to blow up and there's a lot of people in those cities." The crazy blue haired girl paused. "Then... There's that really fancy hotel in Dumpling Country (Ionia) which looks really cool! We could spend a night there, and then go to Swamp Land (Bilgewater) the day after and then have some fun with Card Man and Gun Man (Twisted Fate and Graves). They always like to blow things up when they meet, especially before Orange Man (Gangplank) blew up this ship. I heard it all the way from where I was which was only a few miles away so who cares, but there were a lot of people!"

As Jinx rattled on, Ekko and Vi glanced to each other, understanding each other's pain about Jinx talking so much. They both sighed simultaneously. "When will she shut up?" Ekko groaned.

"Never," Vi muttered, "She will never shut up." She rested her chin on a metal gauntlet.

"-and then," the Loose Cannon began to talk faster, "You know how Card Man always comes to my lane to gank? I mean, puh-leeze, I don't need any help, Card Man! I could perfectly blow up the other peeps, just because the stupid Summoners are holding me back! I mean, what's wrong with blowing things up? It's so fun! And so exciting too! There's a lot a people. Oh! And when me and Gun Man start fighting for attack damage carry, it's so fun because he gets scared and then runs to the corner of hide. I think he's not scared, he can't just stand our awesomeness, right Fishbones? You too, PowPow. I mean, the dumplings in Dumpling Country (Ionia) are a must eat. Especially the one where they call the Dragon Slayer Dumpling! Oooh, I could just feel the juices trickling down my mouth as I finish another day of blowing cra- I mean stuff up. Sorry, I forgot I'm not allowed to swear around you guys! Honestly, you two are like my babysitters. Or is it gunsitters? Well I don't sit on guns, and guns don't sit on me, so... And there aren't many babies, but there are lots of people. But then there's lots of people, so there's-"

"JUST SHUT UP, JINX!" Ekko and Vi couldn't stand it anymore, and belted out the words.

"-gonna be lots of babies, and why are you two staring at me?" Jinx looked to Ekko and Vi. "Anyway, you know I call Fist Lady, Fist Lady, because she had these gigantic fists and stuff? I call Mohawk, Mohawk, because he has this really spiky mohawk and stuff, and isn't that weird? I mean, my naming skills are the best, but they can't really find the awesomeness in-"

"JUST SHUT UP!"

"-my amazing and awesome skills, so like... They're all gawking at my awesomeness, especially the blowing things up part! There's lots of people, too! And-"

"SHUT UP, JINX!"

"What's happening?" Caitlyn rushed over, then was blown over by the string of talking. Even faster than Master Yi talking as fast as he could with Highlander activated.

"-there's tons of people, and more people, like dumplings in a pot, which reminds me of this cool thing called hot pot, did you guys ever try that, it's really hot, really cool, and sometimes it just burns my tongue-"

"SHUT UP, JINX! PLEASE!" all three of them screamed.

"No! Now you shut the- oh right I'm not supposed to swear. Anyway-"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

A/N: YAYYYYY SO IM DONE WITH THE STORY!

Clarifications: -Are there any?

-Um... Malzahar uses an illusion magic to make his house seem smaller, but its super big...? I guess?

-Jinx was based off of Pinkie Pie

Anyway, if there arent many clarifications that i mentioned... then please tell me over PM, and I'll answer your question to the best of my ability! And sorry if I got the Timewinder, Timeturner stuff wrong, since I ain't an Ekko main, but anyway... Any more ideas for Chapter 7? (and yes, i do realize i skipped Chapter 6 because... Its a request from my sis, lovepandasandanime!)

~Moondance