A/N - I'm back with another chapter. Now, for our second chapter:


Zeus Fires His Air Traffic Controller: Two days ago, due to a "final mistake", Lord Zeus fired his air traffic controller.

Hera: Zeus, you were as foolish as ever. You needed that man! He kept an eye on the air traffic for you, didn't he? What're you going to do without him?

Zeus: He didn't watch the air traffic for me, Hera! That's why I fired him!

Hera: Well, what are you planning to do now?

Zeus: Hire another, more responsible one, of course! What else would I do?

Athena: He has a point.

Hera: Well, it was still a foolish move.

Zeus: I wasn't foolish!

Hera: Actually, you were.

Zeus: I am the lord of the skies! I am never foolish!

Hera: Well, it was not exactly wise, either. I mean, after what you did to him, who do you think will be eager to take the job?

Travis Stoll: Ooh, what'd he do to him?

Connor Stoll: Yeah, tell us!

Hermes: Travis? Connor? This...topic is not meant for your ears.

Athena: I don't think that'll make them want to go away, Hermes.

Travis Stoll: And isn't this forum for gods and demigods?

Connor Stoll: It is! Our being here isn't even against the rules...

Hermes: Well, yeah...but I don't want you two hearing how Zeus likes to destroy those who displease him.

Connor Stoll: Aww, come on...

Travis Stoll: Tell us! Come on, tell us! We want to know!

Hermes: No. Absolutely not. Go away. Come back next week. Or better - never.

Travis Stoll: Aww, fine...

Connor: If we have too...

Hermes: Yes, you have to! Now go!

Poseidon: Now that that issue was dealt with, I must give my opinion: Hera was right. Zeus was foolish.

Zeus: Brother, I warn you, you do not want to make me angry.

Poseidon: Well, you were foolish.

Zeus: One more comment, and I'm going to get my master bolt.

Poseidon: All right, brother, no need to get touchy.

Zeus: I was not foolish. Do you agree, Poseidon? Do you agree?

Poseidon: Well...

Zeus: Do you agree?

Poseidon: All right, all right. It was a very, very smart move. No drawbacks. None. You're a genius.

Zeus: About time you admitted it.

Hermes: Now, Father Zeus, Uncle Poseidon, let's get back to the article. But first...hey, Travis, Connor, you guys still here?

Connor Stoll: No. We left, just like you asked us to.

Travis Stoll: Shush!

Hermes: Travis Stoll! Connor Stoll! Didn't I tell you guys to leave?

Travis Stoll: See? I told you not to write anything, Connor! I told you! Now look where you've gotten us!

Connor Stoll: Sorry! I forgot! I'm ADHD, remember?

Travis Stoll: So am I! But did I get us caught?

Hermes: You're sons of mine! You should have known not to give up your disguises!

Travis Stoll: It's not my fault! It's his fault!

Connor Stoll: Well, you're also writing right now!

Hermes: What's important is that I told you to leave, but you decided not to. Travis, Connor, I am officially disappointed in you.

Travis Stoll: It was his fault, not mine!

Connor Stoll: It was not!

Hermes: Enough!I warn you, you don't want to make me mad.

Travis Stoll: Hey, Connor, let's, um, go now. Okay?

Connor Stoll: Aww, fine...

Hermes: Thank you, Travis.

Apollo: Time for a haiku:

Travis, Connor Stoll

When Hermes asks them to leave

They do not obey

Hermes: You're not helping, Apollo.

Apollo: But wasn't my haiku good?

Artemis: No, it wasn't. Now, as Hera pointed out, after the old air control guy was fried to a crisp and cut into pieces that were scattered to the four winds, I don't think there'll be many takers for the job.

Connor Stoll: Burned to a crisp? Cut into pieces? Awesome!

Travis Stoll: Connor!

Hermes: Let's leave this topic. Now. And Travis, Connor, I'm going to ask Hephaestus to cut off your Internet connection. Bye.

Hephaestus: It's done.

Hermes: Good. Thanks. Now, I think this week's discussion is over. It's caused enough trouble.

Athena: Meeting adjourned, then.


A/N - That was a lot longer than the last chapter. Hope you liked it! Oh, yeah, and I am in need of inspiration. I would really appreciate some suggestions. Thanks! I'll update on Wednesday, if I can.