A/N - Here I am again, with another ridiculous chapter for this ridiculous fanfiction. So, please read and review.
Fanfiction Creates Pothena: is a mortal website where mortals write stories about characters and people they believe to be fictional. Several stories include a pairing known as "Pothena", which signals romance between Poseidon and Athena.
Aphrodite: Ooh, Poseidon and Athena go so well together! They are just meant for each other!
Athena: Wha- Pothena? Like, Poseidon and me? Together?
Aphrodite: Yes, yes! You and him, him and you...
Poseidon: Aphrodite, you - you support this... this crime?
Artemis: Of course she does!
Aphrodite: Yes, that's right, I do, I do!
Artemis: See, she's crazy. I mean, she probably wrote this article about it, too.
Apollo: Haiku!
I bet Artemis
Didn't actually read it
'Cause she is a bore
Artemis: Hey, I scanned it. I read enough to know it was terrible.
Aphrodite: Excuse me! Pothena is so not terrible!
Artemis: Actually, it is. And Apollo - it's not like you thoroughly read the article either, is it?
Apollo: I did too read it! Haiku:
My favorite line was
"Their souls wish they could join and
Form one perfect whole"
Artemis: Ugh. Talk about mushy sentences.
Athena: Coming from the mouth of the unfortunate person forced into this scenario, I can say that Pothena is nonexistent, and a silly and horrible theory.
Poseidon: Oh, yes, it is! I pity anyone in a relationship with Athena!
Athena: Excuse me?
Annabeth Chase: Actually, many men have loved Athena. How many women have fallen for you, Poseidon?
Poseidon: ghfgdfsfgh!
Hermes: Uh, what was that about?
Poseidon: Give me a sec.
Apollo: Another haiku...
Poseidon gets mad
He starts writing gibberish
For unknown reasons
Poseidon: uidccdwbjhjn!
Artemis: Umm...
Hermes: Poseidon, are you okay?
Poseidon: Yes. Yes. Yes. Quiet. Calm. Yes.
Hermes: Poseidon?
Poseidon: No, I'm fine. I'm sort of, you know, touchy, when it comes to, you know, that forbidden-to-have-demigod-children-with-women thing.
Hermes: Great job, Annabeth. You just had to bring up that topic.
Poseidon: Yeah. It's all your fault. But wait, Apollo's haiku made it worse...
Artemis: See, Apollo, you're not helping anyone out.
Apollo: Too bad for you.
Artemis is so
Jealous of my haikus 'cause
They are so awesome
Artemis: Hey, Hephaestus, will you cut his Internet?
Hephaestus: Sorry, but actually, Apollo foresaw this, so he had me make a super-hard-to-break system. I could cut the connection, but it would take even me a super long time.
Artemis: Arggh, Apollo, curse you and your sight!
Apollo: Jealousy, jealousy. Haha, haiku!
I can see future
It helps me plan ahead well
My sis is jealous
Artemis: Jealous? Apollo, I am so not -
Aphrodite: Now, back to Pothena!
Annabeth Chase: My mom will never love Poseidon.
Athena: That's right.
Percy Jackson: Yeah, that would be terrible. I feel sorry for you, Dad.
Athena: You are just worried about your relationship with my daughter. Very selfish.
Annabeth Chase: Mom!
Percy Jackson: *Turns totally red* Bye. I'm leaving now.
Annabeth Chase: Fine. Miss all the fun, why don't you, Seaweed Brain.
Athena: There is no fun here.
Annabeth Chase: I was being sarcastic.
Athena: Good.
Annabeth Chase: What, you don't think I'd actually...
Aphrodite: Pothena, back to Pothena! It was a wonderfully written article, don't you think?
Artemis: No.
Aphrodite: Hephaestus...my wonderful husband...will you cut Artemis's Internet?
Hephaestus: I'll consider it...I don't really want to get on Artemis's bad side, after that time she turned me into a jackalope last century...
Artemis: Yes, you don't want that to happen again, do you?
Hephaestus: I'd prefer not...
Aphrodite: Please...
Hermes: Let's end it for today, before everyone loses their Internet connection.
Athena: Good. I agree.
Hephaestus: Yes. Spare me for another day, Artemis? That jackalope experience was awfully humiliating, you know.
Artemis: Just stay off my Internet.
Hephaestus: I will.
Artemis: Good. And I agree, let's finish this up, and see you all next week.
Athena: See you next week.
A/N - So, I have a couple of ideas from my totally awesome reviewer, Mikeyla, that may sustain me for another chapter or two. But kindly send me some inspiration through a review! That would be awesome!
I'll update as soon as I can, whenever that may be.