A/N - Hi! Happy Monday. Enjoy yourselves.
Cheers for my first favorite! And also, a big thank you to PianoPrincess for this idea.
Fanfiction, Mortal Website, Creates Apollo/Artemis: The authors of have also written about the Apollo/Artemis pairing.
Artemis: APHRODITE! First you write about me with Percy Jackson, and then you pair me with my own brother? Apollo?
Apollo: Oh, Hades, no.
Hades: However did my name become a curse?
Demeter: Since you kidnapped Persephone and hated on cereal!
Zeus: Since you betrayed Olympus!
Hades: I did not betray Olympus! You two decided you didn't want me around, so you sent me down into the Underworld!
Poseidon: Where you rule.
Hades: So?
Poseidon: You rule the Underworld. It's not like you're trapped in Tartarus or anything like that.
Hades: That's no excuse! Zeus got the air, you got the sea, and what do I get? The place where mortals go when they die! Do you consider that fair?
Poseidon: Hephaestus, could you cut his Internet connection?
Hephaestus: Sure.
Hades: See? This is proof that nobod
Poseidon: Oh, good, thanks. And look, it doesn't even insert that dash!
Demeter: Oh, thank you! About time that scumbag was sent away!
Hephaestus: It's only for today.
Demeter: A shame.
Hephaestus: Sorry, but I programmed every god's Internet so it automatically reboots after 24 hours.
Aphrodite: Off topic, off topic! Back to Apollo/Artemis. I think it's such a cute pairing, don't you?
Apollo: No.
I don't love my sis
We don't get along at all
So, we're not in love
Artemis: Without the haiku, please. Aphrodite, you're absolutely insane if you think this pairing will ever come into effect.
Apollo: It's even worse than me with Hermes. If that's possible...oh, it's definitely possible.
Artemis: Me and Percy Jackson was bad enough.
Aphrodite: But they're both so cute! You and Percy? Anytime! You and Apollo? Even cuter!
Artemis: Hephaestus, could you cut her Internet?
Aphrodite: Oh, he won't do it to me, I'm his wi
Apollo: Score! Thanks!
Poseidon: Oh, good, she's off. Now, I think I prefer Artemis with Apollo to her with my son...
Artemis: You like this pairing?
Poseidon: Oh, no, I only meant -
Artemis: Hephaestus, did you hear that?
Hephaestus: Yeah. I suppose you want me to cut him off, too?
Artemis: That would be awesome!
Poseidon: No, you misunderstood me! I meant that I pref -
Demeter: Hey, it's fine if you cut off Hades, but Poseidon didn't do anything!
Artemis: Oh, Hephaestus is my secret weapon!
Hephaestus: No, I'm not your secret weapon, Artemis. But note to all: if you say something I don't like, you're off.
Athena: That is not a wise way to keep order.
Zeus: No, it isn't good!
Hephaestus: Watch it, Zeus.
Zeus: Sorry, sorry.
Demeter: -.-
Zeus: What's that, Demeter?
Demeter: -.-
Hephaestus: Oh, I sometimes see that in random places. Not sure what it means. Some funny insert, I guess.
Demeter: -.-
Dionysus: That's weird. Weird. Where did you pick this up, Demeter?
Demeter: -.-
Dionysus: Point taken. You don't want to talk to us.
Demeter: -.-
Hera: She doesn't want to talk to us? How rude!
Hermes: Hera, high up as ever. Annoying as ever, too. Hephaestus, will you?
Hera: I am the queen of Olympus! You don't dare
Hermes: Oh, I dare.
Hephaestus: That was fun. Master of technology here.
Apollo: Can you get Zeus, too? He was the one to set up this forum and allow articles to be written.
Zeus: Hey! I'm the god of Olympus, master of the sk
Athena: That was not wise, Apollo. You do not want him mad at you again, do you?
Apollo: Oh, I'm very wise. To suggest otherwise, you were not. Get her, Hephaestus!
Athena: I am the goddess of wisdom, of course I am wis
Demeter: -.-
Dionysus: Oh, stop it, Demeter.
Demeter: -.-
Dionysus: Stop that!
Hestia: This is disturbing the peace on Olympus! This whole forum is! I do not approve. And I am merely stating my opinion, okay?
Hermes: I agree, honestly. Umm, actually, on a second thought, I don't...
Apollo: Get Hestia. She doesn't approve of my having this power.
Hermes: And there goes our peace maker.
Demeter: -.-
Hephaestus: How many of us are still here? Six?
Dionysus: There's me, Demeter, Hermes, you, Apollo, and...Artemis? Yeah, Artemis.
Demeter: -.-
Dionysus: That's getting on my nerves, Demeter.
Hephaestus: *Sighs*
Apollo: Yeah, mine, too. Hephaestus?
Hephaestus: I will, but you're getting on my nerves, Apollo.
Apollo: Hey, you can't jus
Artemis: Oh, good.
Hermes: Should I just be quiet here?
Dionysus: Yeah. He's touchy. If you talk at all, he'll
Hermes: Point taken. And proved.
Hephaestus: So, it's just me, Artemis, and you, Hermes.
Artemis: They went fast.
Hephaestus: Yep.
Hermes: *Sighs* Tyranny.
Hephaestus: Excuse me?
Hermes: The unjust use of government power. Tyranny, yeah.
Hephaestus: I'm not a tyrant.
Hermes: *Pales* No, of course you're not. I didn
Hephaestus: That weasel.
Artemis: The biggest weasel is Aphrodite. Her or Apollo.
Hephaestus: Well, Hermes called me a tyrant. That weasel.
Artemis: They're all weasels. All men are.
Hephaestus: Well, Artemis, you know I don't want to become a jackalope again, so I can't very well cut your Internet connection. So, I think we should just shut down for now.
Artemis: Agreed. And one more thing, Hephaestus. Let's not do that next week.
A/N - So, people liked the weasel thing from the last chapter. Maybe this won't compare, but I hope you guys liked this, too.
One more thing: Inspiration is really needed here. I would be so grateful if you guys would send in some suggestions via review. Thank you!