A/N - Hello again, demigods/mortals/gods/monsters/random-people-who-don't-know-which-of-the-previously-stated-categories-they-belong-in.

Xandora: Thanks for the ideas! If you have any more, please tell me, that would be awesome!

Guest: I agree with Hermes, too. And yeah, it was Connor's fault. Hephaestus must've really gotten Artemis mad. I hate fics where Artemis falls in love, too. Yeah, Aphrodite's a weasel. And I know, wouldn't it benefit everyone if the gods were permanently cut off from the Internet?

esmeraldaannabethrose: I'm glad you like them.

A big thank you to SkyGirl68 for this idea. There will be a day in the future where I will have a complete writer's block. SkyGirl68, Xandora, Mikeyla, you have postponed this day with your awesome suggestions.

Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase are Dating: Ever since the Titans were defeated for the second time, Percy Jackson, demigod son of Poseidon, and Annabeth Chase, demigod daughter of Athena, have been dating.

Hermes: Would this be that thing they call Percabeth?

Aphrodite: Yes, it is!

Athena: I disapprove of my daughter being with that boy.

Poseidon: Well, fine then. I disapprove of my son being with your daughter.

Athena: Oh, so you think he's better than, smarter than, Annabeth?

Poseidon: Did your daughter save Olympus?

Athena: Yes, she did.

Poseidon: Oh, really? Did she make the choice that saved Olympus?

Athena: She knew better than to give a weapon to an enemy. Your son, however, thought it would be perfectly fine to do that.

Poseidon: Well, still, it was the choice that saved Olympus.

Athena: Well, then it was his stupidity that saved Olympus. That is not the kind of person I want Annabeth to be with.

Annabeth Chase: He's actually not that stupid. Just a bit slow, you know.

Percy Jackson: Did you just call me slow?

Annabeth Chase: Yeah, I did.

Percy Jackson: Well, not everyone is like you, Annabeth.

Aphrodite: Aww, sweet! ;) *Sniff sniff*

Artemis: Look at her. Look at Aphrodite. I mean, she's crying over that. Pathetic.

Aphrodite: I get teary at times, okay?

Artemis: Yeah, but because of that.

Aphrodite: Artemis, I'm warning you.

Artemis: Oh, I'm so scared.

Hermes: *snorts*

Aphrodite: I'm serious, Artemis, I'll...I'll give you a manicure.

Artemis: You dare? I'll turn you into a jackalope and send you into the mud.

Aphrodite: All because of a manicure? Wow, Artemis.

Artemis: Well, unlike you, I'm not obsessed with those ridiculous things.

Aphrodite: They're so pretty! I appreciate them. You, however, fail to see the benefits they bring.

Artemis: Oh, sure. The benefits.

Apollo: Seriously, you two.

They fight quite a lot

Aphrodite, Artemis

They are both weasels

Artemis: She's a weasel, Apollo. So are you.

Aphrodite: No, Artemis, you're the weasel here.

Athena: Stop it, guys. Now, how did our conversation stray from Percabeth to weasels?

Aphrodite: You're right. Now, Percabeth. The cute demigod pairing, right?

Percy Jackson: The cute demigod pairing?

Aphrodite: Oh, yes, I remember now. Percabeth. Oh, I remember when Annabeth was captured, and I went to see Percy, and I revealed his true feelings to him...

Percy Jackson: I remember that. You tried to distract me.

Aphrodite: No, no, I didn't.

Zoë Nightshade: You did, Aphrodite. The goal of the quest was to rescue Artemis. You clouded his brain with thy nonsense.

Aphrodite: I don't speak nonsense.

Zoë Nightshade: You did. You made him believe that the goal of the quest was to save Annabeth.

Annabeth Chase: It's better to save a goddess than to save a demigod.

Zoë Nightshade: Yes. Her life was more important than thine. Do not take offense.

Percy Jackson: Annabeth may not be a goddess, but her life was still worth saving.

Aphrodite: Aww, that was so cute I'm gonna cry!

Artemis: Oh, wow.

Hermes: Wait. Zoë isn't a demigod. Why is she on this? And she's dead.

Hephaestus: I think it's because of her close ties with Artemis. I suppose that anyone with links to the gods can access this. And, I didn't want to discriminate by, um, form of existence.

Hermes: If you say so.

Apollo: That's material for a haiku!

This is accessed by

People who are close to gods

Both alive and dead

Artemis: I hate it. Especially the second line. You worded it badly.

Apollo: Come on, little sis, it wasn't that bad.

Artemis: I'm older! And of course it was bad!

Zeus: Let's not bicker. Now, about Percabeth - I really have no opinion.

Athena: Well, I do. Annabeth, you should leave that boy. He's nothing but trouble.

Percy Jackson: Hey!

Annabeth Chase: Mom, I can decide for myself.

Athena: Fine. Well, be wise.

Annabeth Chase: Of course.

Percy Jackson: Um, Annabeth, would that mean not me?

Annabeth Chase: Don't be ridiculous, Seaweed Brain.

Percy Jackson: Oh, good.

Poseidon: Fine, Percy, but don't expect me to gossip about it with Athena.

Athena: Yes, he doesn't like people who are more intelligent than he.

Poseidon: Well, we all know I'm way cooler than you.

Athena: Whatever. I'm smarter.

Annabeth Chase: Take that, Percy.

Percy Jackson: Whatever, Wise Girl.

Annabeth Chase: Seaweed Brain.

Percy Jackson: Wise Girl.

Annabeth Chase: Seaweed Brain.

Percy Jackson: Wise Girl.

Annabeth Chase: Φύκη Εγκεφάλου (Seaweed Brain)

Percy Jackson: Φρόνιμο Κορίτσι (Wise Girl)

Annabeth Chase: Αργή διαρροή εγκεφάλων (Slow Brain)

Percy Jackson: Ναρκομανής Βιβλίου (Book Addict)

Annabeth Chase: γριά (Old Lady)

Percy Jackson: Πρόγονος ηλικίας (Old Grandpa)

Annabeth Chase: Νερό κεφαλής (Water Head)

Athena: Quit it. Do we all revert to Ancient Greek when we get annoyed?

Hermes: Sometimes, probably.

Percy Jackson: I generally stick to English, but Annabeth sometimes pushes me over the top.

Annabeth Chase: Why, thank you.

Percy Jackson: That wasn't a compliment.

Hephaestus: Any other incoming points or arguments?

Hermes: Not from me.

Zeus: No. Why don't you conclude it before it gets, ah, violent?

Hephaestus: Or before more people start raving in Ancient Greek. Sure. That can wait until next week. Bye.

A/N - I hope you liked this chapter. If you guys want, I can do more arguments in Ancient Greek.

So, I won't be updating for about a week. After that, I'll be busy again, so updates may be less frequent. See you then.