A/N - Hello again, everyone.

SkyGirl68: That would be awesome. Thanks!

PianoPrincess: I think the weasel thing is sort of an ongoing joke.

Thank you to Xandora for this idea.


Hera Dislikes the Redesigned Olympus: Hera, Queen of Olympus, looks down upon the changes made to Olympus by Annabeth Chase, demigod daughter of Athena.


Athena: Hera, would you prefer that Olympus stay in ruins?

Hera: It was not in ruins. It wasn't what it used to be, but it wasn't in ruins.

Hephaestus: It was, actually. Did you see my throne?

Zeus: And mine!

Athena: Everyone's throne, really. And that wasn't all.

Hera: Fine. But why not choose a decent architect to redesign it?

Annabeth Chase: Hera, come on. I even made space for some shrines and statues for you. I didn't have to do that.

Hera: Athena has about three times as many as me!

Athena: As I.

Hera: What?

Athena: She has about three times as many as I. Not as me.

Hera: I don't care!

Athena: You should.

Hera: Well, I don't.

Poseidon: Athena, no one cares. And about the new designs - I, um, like it. A bit. Just a bit.

Annabeth Chase: Thanks.

Ares: Ooh, did you see that awesome statue of me, holding that huge sword, killing that huge thing?

Annabeth Chase: You mean the giant?

Ares: Yeah! That was awesome. Do ten more just like it. No, that's not enough. Twenty more!

Annabeth Chase: Uh, if I can.

Ares: You'd better be able to, punk. Otherwise...

Annabeth Chase: Well, maybe not twenty. But I'll add some more, if I can.

Ares: Twenty. You'd better be able to make it twenty.

Annabeth Chase: I'll do what I can.

Percy Jackson: Don't. He doesn't deserve twenty statues. One Ares is enough.

Annabeth Chase: Um, I sort of have to. And if I did twenty more, he'd have twenty-one, not twenty.

Percy Jackson: Yeah. Whatever.

Aphrodite: And remember, more statues of me! You can't forget me!

Apollo: Me, too. Like, me in my big, awesome sports car.

Hermes: And maybe one of me? Maybe?

George: Oh, yes, and include me, too. Eating a rat. Don't forget the rat. Rats are delicious.

Martha: George, don't bother her.

George: I will if she forgets the rats.

Hermes: Stop it, George.

George: But the rats...

Hermes: Fine. I'll give you a rat later. If you stop complaining.

George: Yes. Rats. Rats are delicious.

Hermes: Good. But, you know, one more statue would be nice. Right next to my biggest temple?

Zeus: Another temple for me! I deserve another, I'm the Lord of the Sky!

Poseidon: Hey, that last statue of me needs more horses! I have more than four horses at my command!

Athena: She gets the point, everyone! She's working hard. She's trying to satisfy you all, but you're making it quite hard!

Hera: Yeah, everyone, she can't handle hard work, so be very soft and go easy on her. Don't want her to start crying, do you?

Percy Jackson: Shut up, Hera!

Annabeth Chase: Hera, if you weren't immortal...

Hera: And she's unstable, too, see?

Athena: Unstable may not be the most accurate word for this, Hera.

Hephaestus: Yeah. And Hera, that word also describes you.

Hera: Oh yeah?

Hephaestus: I'm crippled. It's proof that you're unstable.

Hera: Well, being crippled, you're literally unstable.

Hephaestus: Because of you. You spread it.

Hera: Oh, so you admit it.

Hephaestus: Well, in my case, it's physical, not mental.

Hera: Έχετε άσχημη προβληματικό σιδερά (You ugly, crippled blacksmith)

Hephaestus: Έχετε ασταθή θεά. (You unstable goddess)

Annabeth Chase: I agree with Hephaestus.

Hera: Demon child!

Athena: Calm down, Hera.

Hera: She ruined Olympus!

Athena: Olympus was ruined. Now it isn't.

Hera: She's a terrible architect.

Percy Jackson: She's an awesome architect. Just look at Olympus! And she gave you more statues and shrines than you deserve.

Hera: Three! Only three! I deserve more!

Thalia Grace: You don't.

Hera: I do!

Thalia Grace: Your statue fell on me.

Hera: Not my fault!

Thalia Grace: You sent cows after Annabeth.

Hera: She asked for it!

Thalia Grace: I think she gave you more than you deserve.

Percy Jackson: That fact was established a while ago.

Thalia Grace: Whatever, Seaweed Brain. I needed to say it.

Artemis: And she's right. Annabeth, you did a good job redesigning Olympus.

Annabeth Chase: Thanks.

Athena: She did an excellent job.

Hades: She actually gave me a statue. A statue. On Olympus. Like, a real statue. Of me.

Annabeth Chase: I noticed there wasn't one before.

Hades: There wasn't. There never was. But now I have a...a statue. A real statue. And it doesn't have Persephone in it!

Demeter: A good thing, too. I'm tired of seeing her with you. Persephone, why did you have to eat that pomegranate?

Persephone: I didn't eat it all!

Demeter: Half of it! Now you're stuck with Hades!

Persephone: Sorry.

Athena: I really like the new Olympus.

Poseidon: You've said that already.

Athena: Because I really like it.

Poseidon: It would be better if I had more horses. Six, maybe.

Annabeth Chase: I'll change the blueprints. They'll get it done in a month at the most.

Poseidon: Good. And maybe make my trident bigger.

Annabeth Chase: Good. I'll do that right now.

Hera: I'm leaving. I'm tired of listening to everyone talk about how great Olympus now is.

Athena: And there go today's stars.

Artemis: Stars?

Athena: Main people. You know.

Artemis: Yeah. Should we close this down now?

Athena: Makes sense.

Hephaestus: Today was calmer.

Athena: A bit.

Hephaestus: I suppose it can't stay.

Athena: It won't.

Hephaestus: I wish it did.

Artemis: It won't. There's no chance.

Hephaestus: Probably not.

Athena: Just shut the forum down for the week, Hephaestus.

Hephaestus: Right. Sorry. See you.


A/N - So, what did everyone think of this chapter?

If people could send in some more ideas, that would be totally awesome. Thank you!