A/N - Hello again, everyone.
SkyGirl68: That would be awesome. Thanks!
PianoPrincess: I think the weasel thing is sort of an ongoing joke.
Thank you to Xandora for this idea.
Hera Dislikes the Redesigned Olympus: Hera, Queen of Olympus, looks down upon the changes made to Olympus by Annabeth Chase, demigod daughter of Athena.
Athena: Hera, would you prefer that Olympus stay in ruins?
Hera: It was not in ruins. It wasn't what it used to be, but it wasn't in ruins.
Hephaestus: It was, actually. Did you see my throne?
Zeus: And mine!
Athena: Everyone's throne, really. And that wasn't all.
Hera: Fine. But why not choose a decent architect to redesign it?
Annabeth Chase: Hera, come on. I even made space for some shrines and statues for you. I didn't have to do that.
Hera: Athena has about three times as many as me!
Athena: As I.
Hera: What?
Athena: She has about three times as many as I. Not as me.
Hera: I don't care!
Athena: You should.
Hera: Well, I don't.
Poseidon: Athena, no one cares. And about the new designs - I, um, like it. A bit. Just a bit.
Annabeth Chase: Thanks.
Ares: Ooh, did you see that awesome statue of me, holding that huge sword, killing that huge thing?
Annabeth Chase: You mean the giant?
Ares: Yeah! That was awesome. Do ten more just like it. No, that's not enough. Twenty more!
Annabeth Chase: Uh, if I can.
Ares: You'd better be able to, punk. Otherwise...
Annabeth Chase: Well, maybe not twenty. But I'll add some more, if I can.
Ares: Twenty. You'd better be able to make it twenty.
Annabeth Chase: I'll do what I can.
Percy Jackson: Don't. He doesn't deserve twenty statues. One Ares is enough.
Annabeth Chase: Um, I sort of have to. And if I did twenty more, he'd have twenty-one, not twenty.
Percy Jackson: Yeah. Whatever.
Aphrodite: And remember, more statues of me! You can't forget me!
Apollo: Me, too. Like, me in my big, awesome sports car.
Hermes: And maybe one of me? Maybe?
George: Oh, yes, and include me, too. Eating a rat. Don't forget the rat. Rats are delicious.
Martha: George, don't bother her.
George: I will if she forgets the rats.
Hermes: Stop it, George.
George: But the rats...
Hermes: Fine. I'll give you a rat later. If you stop complaining.
George: Yes. Rats. Rats are delicious.
Hermes: Good. But, you know, one more statue would be nice. Right next to my biggest temple?
Zeus: Another temple for me! I deserve another, I'm the Lord of the Sky!
Poseidon: Hey, that last statue of me needs more horses! I have more than four horses at my command!
Athena: She gets the point, everyone! She's working hard. She's trying to satisfy you all, but you're making it quite hard!
Hera: Yeah, everyone, she can't handle hard work, so be very soft and go easy on her. Don't want her to start crying, do you?
Percy Jackson: Shut up, Hera!
Annabeth Chase: Hera, if you weren't immortal...
Hera: And she's unstable, too, see?
Athena: Unstable may not be the most accurate word for this, Hera.
Hephaestus: Yeah. And Hera, that word also describes you.
Hera: Oh yeah?
Hephaestus: I'm crippled. It's proof that you're unstable.
Hera: Well, being crippled, you're literally unstable.
Hephaestus: Because of you. You spread it.
Hera: Oh, so you admit it.
Hephaestus: Well, in my case, it's physical, not mental.
Hera: Έχετε άσχημη προβληματικό σιδερά (You ugly, crippled blacksmith)
Hephaestus: Έχετε ασταθή θεά. (You unstable goddess)
Annabeth Chase: I agree with Hephaestus.
Hera: Demon child!
Athena: Calm down, Hera.
Hera: She ruined Olympus!
Athena: Olympus was ruined. Now it isn't.
Hera: She's a terrible architect.
Percy Jackson: She's an awesome architect. Just look at Olympus! And she gave you more statues and shrines than you deserve.
Hera: Three! Only three! I deserve more!
Thalia Grace: You don't.
Hera: I do!
Thalia Grace: Your statue fell on me.
Hera: Not my fault!
Thalia Grace: You sent cows after Annabeth.
Hera: She asked for it!
Thalia Grace: I think she gave you more than you deserve.
Percy Jackson: That fact was established a while ago.
Thalia Grace: Whatever, Seaweed Brain. I needed to say it.
Artemis: And she's right. Annabeth, you did a good job redesigning Olympus.
Annabeth Chase: Thanks.
Athena: She did an excellent job.
Hades: She actually gave me a statue. A statue. On Olympus. Like, a real statue. Of me.
Annabeth Chase: I noticed there wasn't one before.
Hades: There wasn't. There never was. But now I have a...a statue. A real statue. And it doesn't have Persephone in it!
Demeter: A good thing, too. I'm tired of seeing her with you. Persephone, why did you have to eat that pomegranate?
Persephone: I didn't eat it all!
Demeter: Half of it! Now you're stuck with Hades!
Persephone: Sorry.
Athena: I really like the new Olympus.
Poseidon: You've said that already.
Athena: Because I really like it.
Poseidon: It would be better if I had more horses. Six, maybe.
Annabeth Chase: I'll change the blueprints. They'll get it done in a month at the most.
Poseidon: Good. And maybe make my trident bigger.
Annabeth Chase: Good. I'll do that right now.
Hera: I'm leaving. I'm tired of listening to everyone talk about how great Olympus now is.
Athena: And there go today's stars.
Artemis: Stars?
Athena: Main people. You know.
Artemis: Yeah. Should we close this down now?
Athena: Makes sense.
Hephaestus: Today was calmer.
Athena: A bit.
Hephaestus: I suppose it can't stay.
Athena: It won't.
Hephaestus: I wish it did.
Artemis: It won't. There's no chance.
Hephaestus: Probably not.
Athena: Just shut the forum down for the week, Hephaestus.
Hephaestus: Right. Sorry. See you.
A/N - So, what did everyone think of this chapter?
If people could send in some more ideas, that would be totally awesome. Thank you!
