A/N - Hello everyone. Just thought I should remind you that I don't own Percy Jackson and the Olympians. I'm not Rick Riordan. (*Gasps* Really?) Yeah, you already knew that.

SkyGirl68: Yeah, I should have...Well, I think it goes without saying.

Mikeyla: No, they really don't. And yeah, Hera is annoying.

Thalia's tree: I'm glad you like it. I'll read your next chapter when I can.

Xandora: I use every idea I get. Here's another. Thank you, it was really helpful.

So, this is another awesome idea of Xandora's.

Zeus Threatens to Overload the World's Computers: Furious at being cut off from the Internet three weeks ago, Zeus has threatened to overload all the computers in the world with electricity the next time Hephaestus threatens to cut his Internet connection.

Zeus: And I will. I am the supreme god. I am the Lord of the Sky. I will not be denied Internet access.

Hera: We were all cut off thanks to that crippled blacksmith.

Hephaestus: That crippled blacksmith who created this forum.

Hermes: The forum that has been nothing but a place to argue and form more rivalries.

Hephaestus: Well, I made Hephaestus TV.

Hermes: Well, yeah. But now it's all reality shows and such.

Zeus: Is it? Oh, I don't care. Hephaestus, do you recognize my threat?

Hephaestus: What threat?

Zeus: Read the article. I wrote it so you would read it, and you didn't.

Hephaestus: Oh, the article?

Zeus: Yes, the article.

Hephaestus: Which article?

Zeus: The most recent one!

Hephaestus: Like, from this week's edition?

Zeus: Yes!

Hephaestus: Which one? This week's edition has, like, ten articles.

Athena: Think, Hephaestus.

Hephaestus: What?

Athena: We only discuss one each week.

Hephaestus: What's your point?

Athena: Here, we're discussing one. One. So, it's most likely this article he's talking about.

Aphrodite: A shame. I liked the one about the new perfume sales.

Lacy: *Squeals*

Aphrodite: Ooh, Lacy, did you read it?

Lacy: I did! Took me forever, being dyslexic, but I can't just, like, not read an article about perfume, can I?

Aphrodite: Which was your favorite?

Lacy: Parfum doux de romarin!

Aphrodite: Oh, the rosemary?

Lacy: Yes, the rosemary!

Aphrodite: I know, it smelled fantastic!

Athena: Um, guys, we're here to discuss "Zeus Threatens to Overload the World's Computer", not "The Latest Perfumes of Olympus".

Hermes: Yeah. There's a reason they chose this article for discussion, not one that nearly no one's interested in.

Aphrodite: But it was such a good article!

Poseidon: I notice you only say that for articles that you write.

Aphrodite: I didn't write it all. That demigod who lives by the ambrosia sellers helped me.

Hermes: Oh, I know that one. She's the one who was granted immortality last century?

Aphrodite: You know her? Oh, she'll have a good influence on you, Hermes!

Hermes: No chance of that.

Aphrodite: Oh, give her a chance.

Hermes: She pesters me several times a day, asking me to carry messages to her mortal great-great-great-nephew.

Aphrodite: She has a...

Hermes: Yeah. Her mortal brother's great...um, his great...his descendant. I've been carrying messages to the family for the last century.

Athena: Um, guys, how did we get from the topic of Zeus overloading the computers to the family of this demigod?

Zeus: Yeah, we're extremely off of topic. So, Hephaestus.

Hephaestus: *Sighs* Yes?

Zeus: Do you understand what I'll do if you cut my Internet connection?

Hephaestus: No, what'll you do?

Zeus: Read the article!

Hephaestus: What article?

Zeus: Οι Άδη! (By Hades!) We already discussed this!

Hades: Someone called me?

Zeus: No, I was cursing.

Hades: Oh, it's you.

Zeus: Yeah. Got a problem with that?

Hades: Well, yeah. And I wish people wouldn't use my name as a curse. I mean, would you like to have to listen to people yelling "Oh, Zeus!" whenever anything went wrong?

Zeus: Uh...

Hades: I thought not.

Zeus: Go away.

Hades: I'm away. I'm in the Underworld. It's about as far away as you can get.

Zeus: It's not far enough away.

Hades: Well, at least I don't have to listen to you ranting every day.

Zeus: Μεταβείτε στον Άδη! (Go to Hades!)

Poseidon: Um, you do realize he is Hades? And he's in Hades.

Zeus: I know that, Poseidon!

Poseidon: Clearly not. I'd think the Lord of the Skies would be considerably intelligent, but clearly not...

Zeus: Μαζί μας ο πατέρας της παραμένει! (Join our father's remains!)

Poseidon: Oh, really? Πνίγηκαν στη θάλασσα! (Drown in the sea!)

Zeus: Θα πέσει από τον Όλυμπο! (Fall off Olympus!)

Poseidon: Είστε ένα τρομερό ηγεμόνα. (You're a terrible ruler.)

Percy Jackson: Seriously? I come here just to hear this?

Hephaestus: Yeah, he's right. We should close this down before it gets violent.

Zeus: Fine. But only if you acknowledge the article.

Hephaestus: Fine. I won't cut off your Internet. Happy now?

Zeus: Oh, so now you know what I'm talking about.

Hephaestus: Well, yeah. Should I close it down now?

Athena: I say you should.

Ares: *Snickers* You need her permission?

Hephaestus: Shut up, Ares.

Athena: Hephaestus, he wants you to get mad. Just shut it down.

Hephaestus: Just one more thing: Zeus, calm down.

A/N - Please review and tell me what you think. Also, it would be awesome if you guys could send in some more ideas. Your previous ones have been great. Thank you!