A/N - Hello again. So, I now have 12 follows, 6 favorites, and 52 reviews. You guys are awesome.

I'm not Rick Riordan. You know what that means? It means that I don't ownPJO.

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Aphrodite Creates The Olympus Gossip News: Annoyed with the "lack of style and cuteness" of Olympus Weekly, Aphrodite, goddess of love and beauty, has created a new newspaper: The Olympus Gossip News.

Athena: You - you think Olympus Weekly is lacking style?

Aphrodite: Well, duh. I mean, all you guys complain whenever there's a good article.

Athena: How dare you criticize Olympus weekly. I'm the editor, and I make each article as good as it can be.

Aphrodite: Well, most of the articles would be better if they didn't exist, you know.

Athena: No one insults my work and gets away with it. Take Arachne, for example. Look at what happened to her.

Aphrodite: Well, she was a mortal. She wasn't that pretty, either. Well, she was better than these articles are, but that isn't hard to do...

Athena: I'm warning you, Aphrodite, one more negative comment about Olympus Weekly, and you'll be out of action. I mean it. Out. Of. Action.

Aphrodite: Yeah, whatever.

Hermes: Watch it, Aphrodite.

Aphrodite: Well, Athena did used to be intimidating, but since she started this Olympus Weekly nonsense, that's kind of gone out of the window, you know.

Athena: That's it, Aphrodite! The last straw!

Hermes: Of course Aphrodite didn't listen to the warnings...

Apollo: Wait, what's Athena going to do?

Artemis: Obviously, I think we'll find out soon.

Aphrodite: You guys fear Athena? Wow. I mean, look at those articles. She wrote some of them, others she let in...

Artemis: Watch it, Aphrodite.

Hermes: I said that too, but she didn't listen to me.

Aphrodite: Oh, you guys are concerned for me! That's so cute!

Artemis: Shut up, Aphrodite.

Athena: Yeah, Aphrodite - Shut up - It's not cute.

Apollo: Wait, Athena, didn't you just, like, go to kill Aphrodite?

Artemis: Um, goddesses can't be killed, Apollo.

Athena: Yeah, Apollo - But you see - We're not Athena - No, you idiot, we are - We're Athena, yeah - I'm Athena - Wait, but - You idiot - Yeah, I'm Athena.

Hermes: Whoa, wait...

Athena: Hi, Dad - Hermes - Yeah, Hermes - Just here to say that Aphrodite's in for it.

Aphrodite: Athena, now you're really crazy.

Athena: No, we're not Athena - Yes, we are - But we're not! - Do you want them to get suspicious? - But, Travis, we're not Athena! - You did not just -

Hermes: Travis? Connor? No way, I got Hephaestus to cut off your Internet, how did you...

Athena: Same as before, Dad. - Well, now it's useless to pretend, thanks a lot, Connor. - Leo Awesome Valdez got us on. - Team Leo! - Leo? - Yeah, got on from my other computer. - Thanks, Leo! - You're welcome.

Aphrodite: Ah, she didn't even bang up the keyboard! Wow, Aphrodite, you didn't even put up a fight!

Apollo: Is that...Athena?

Hermes: You guys should go now. And don't write anything.

Aphrodite: What?

Hermes: Nothing.

Aphrodite: Well, so this is Athena. Aphrodite's out cold, so I'm going back now.

Apollo: Wow, haha.

Athena knocked out

Aphrodite because she

Insulted her.

Artemis: The last line was only four syllables.

Apollo: Was it?

Artemis: Yes. It's not the first time.

Apollo: Well, I've got a new last line: Insulted her lots.

Hermes: What are her lots?

Apollo: What?

Hermes: Her lots were insulted by Aphrodite. What are her lots?

Apollo: What the...

Artemis: Hermes, I think he means that Aphrodite insulted her a lot, but that would be six syllables.

Hermes: Oh. Oh, okay. I was thinking, you know, that her lots sounded, you know, a bit strange...

Artemis: Well, his brain is strange, so it fits.

Hermes: Yeah, I guess.

Leo Valdez: Hi everyone, just got my computer back!

Hephaestus: Well, at least you intruded in this conversation.

Leo Valdez: What?

Hephaestus: But still, you let those two on...

Leo Valdez: Yeah. Yep, I did.

Hermes: Valdez, I banished them from this forum! How dare you let them -

Leo Valdez: Hey, they're awesome. They're, like, my bros, except, you know, sons of Hermes.

Athena: Did I miss something? What's going on here?

Hermes: Um, nothing.

Athena: What did I miss, Hermes? Tell me.

Hermes: Um, Travis and Connor somehow got on again, and now we have another demigod on...

Athena: *Scrolls up* Oh. Valdez.

Leo Valdez: Wait...programming...

Athena: So, we have demigods here. That's part of why this newspaper is the best.

Team Leo: Yeah, 'cause otherwise we'd rebel.

Hephaestus: Team Leo? Did you not like "Leo Valdez"?

Team Leo: Nah, too proper. But Team Leo? Awesome. Like, all da ladies luv Leo. Team Leo for the win!

Piper McLean: Team Leo? Oh, wow. And, Mom - Olympus Weekly is good. I won't be reading your gossip thing.

Team Leo: Wait...programming...Ah, Piper, your mom is knocked out. Right?

Beauty Queen: Knocked out? What...

Aphrodite: Love cannot be restrained! I am back! And I love your new username thing, Piper.

Beauty Queen: What? Oh, wait...Leo!

Team Leo: Oh, I'm gonna do this a lot, Piper. Watch out!

Hermes: Hold on, you can't go around changing peoples' usernames, Valdez!

Team Leo: Sure I can. And you can't cut off my Internet, 'cause I'll just fix it. Ha!

Worst Thief Ever: You don't own the gods, Valdez!

Team Leo: No, I don't. But I do own their usernames!

Worst Thief Ever: Wait! Hey! How dare you call me the worst thief ever!

Team Leo: Yeah, whatever. Unfortunately, they only last 24 hours before they go back to the automatic.

Worst Thief Ever: Hephaestus, how do I change it back?

Team Leo: Dad's not here. He left. You'll just have to deal with being the worst thief ever.

Aphrodite: Leo! You could be so helpful for my magazine, The Olympus Gossip News. Please read it! It'll include all the latest gossip of Olympus, like which half-bloods have been secretly dating, if the ambrosia vendor is really Hebe in disguise...

Hebe: All the ambrosia vendors look old! How dare you compare me to them! I will never read your magazine except to scan it for my name, and then if I do find it I'll make sure you regret it!

Team Leo: Aphrodite, I'll never read your magazine.

Ugly Lady: It'll be so much better than Olympus Weekly.

Artemis: Haha.

Ugly Lady: Will you read my magazine, Artemis?

Artemis: In your wildest dreams. Look at your username. Haha.

Ugly Lady: Wait, my username? Wait...Leo Valdez, how dare you call me ugly! I am beautiful! I am the most beautiful! I am the goddess of beauty! How dare you suggest otherwise!

Team Leo: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Ugly Lady: *Screams* Ugly...*Starts to cry*

Artemis: Wow, look at her.

Team Leo: Soooo, if my dad's afraid of being turned into a jackalope...

Artemis: I will do it.

Team Leo: So, yours won't be that bad...

Team Artemis: It'd better not be.

Music Freak: Well, it's not that bad, Artemis.

Team Artemis: Could be worse, but you're treading on thin ice, Valdez.

Team Leo: I always am, no?

Team Apollo: Music Freak?

Team Leo: Not anymore. I think it may be better not to.

Team Apollo: Oh. Team Apollo. Nice.

Team Zeus: Mine had better be good, Valdez, or else.

Team Leo: Well there're some people I have to watch put for, you know. Wait, I should change...yeah, I don't have to...

Music Freak: Yeah, you have to watch out for me. Good thing for you I'm Team Apollo.

Team Leo: No, your not.

Team Athena: No you're not.

Team Leo: Yeah, whatever.

Athena: No, not whatever. Proper grammar is important.

Ugly Lady: *Still crying* Pleeeeaaaase read my magazine.

Team Leo: Never.

Ugly Lady: Change my username.

Team Leo: Never.

Team Hephaestus: Team? Wow, Leo. And look at some of those usernames. They're going to kill you. I should really shut this thing down now. Bye, everyone. Watch out, Leo.

A/M - So, yeah. If anyone has any ideas, I'll use them in the next chapters, in the order of which I get them. Because really, I have no more.

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So, are you guys Team Leo, Team Artemis, Team Apollo, Team Zeus, or Team Athena?

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