Heyo, sorry I haven't uploaded as of late. I've been busy with School, quiz bowl and such. My goal is to get this thing done before Christmas. That's my plan for right now. But for now, enjoy Chapter 7!
Chapter 7: A Interesting G.R.O.S.S Tactic
"This meeting of the Get Rid of Slimy Girls Club will come to order with Dictator for Life Calvin and President and First Tiger Hobbes Residing!" These words spoken by Calvin caught the eyes of Team Rocket, who had been trying to track down Pikachu.
"Lets hide for a moment and see what the twerp does this time" Meowth said.
"Today's G.R.O.S.S Agenda will be a vote to determine if the morons of Team Rocket will be placed on the G.R.O.S.S enemy list!" Calvin said, motioning to Hobbes to hand out the ballots.
A few minutes later, Calvin received all the ballots passed out, and declared the following, "As I suspected, the vote to place Team Rocket on the G.R.O.S.S. enemy list was a successful 3-0 unanimous vote! All hail the great and all powerful Calvin, who now declares Team Rocket to be on the enemy list of G.R.O.S.S!"
"G.R.O.S.S. Will Live on Forever!" Hobbes proclaimed.
"Pika! Pika!" Pikachu stated in agreement.
"We've heard more than enough, get all 3 of them!" James yelled as the three ran out to try and get Calvin, Hobbes, and Pikachu, only to get caught in a net trap set up by Calvin and Hobbes.
"Hey! What's the big idea! You can't cheat like that!" Meowth yelled in anger.
Calvin and Hobbes looked at each other for a moment, and nodded, as dramatic music began to play.
"What's going on?" the Team Rocket Trio asked.
"Prepare for GROSSness!"
"And make that Double GROSSness!"
"To rid the world of girls and other stupid beings!"
"To try and take over the world in that process!"
"To protect the world from Gross people!"
"To extend our goals to the very best!"
"Calvin!"
"Hobbes!"
"G.R.O.S.S grossing you out at the speed of sound!"
"Surrender now or prepare to get pounced!"
"Pika pika Pikachu!"
Team Rocket was not amused at Calvin and Hobbes ripping off their motto.
"HOW DARE YOU TWERPS COPY OUR MOTTO! YOU CAN'T JUST COPY OTHER GROUPS MOTTO'S!" Jessie yelled in rage.
Calvin ignored Team Rocket's outbursts and instructed Hobbes and Pikachu to pounce and electrocute them, but to Calvin's surprise and Horror, Team Rocket escaped and started fighting back.
"RETREAT!" Calvin yelled as he, Hobbes and Pikachu hopped into Calvin's wagon heading back to the city.
"GET THOSE TWERPS!" Jessie yelled as Team Rocket chased the three on the wagon through the city.
"Quick, throw all the water balloons and shocks you can send at those three! I'll drive us back to the hotel." Calvin said as he weaved in and out through the crowded streets through the city.
However, Team Rocket caught back up on their go-kart esqe vehicle and gained on the three, and then tried ramming the wagon into a wall, but Calvin wasn't giving up yet, as he fought back while Hobbes and Pikachu tried shocking them and throwing water balloons at them, but eventually, the trios fighting each other eventually crashed into a wall, which caused the go-kart explode and send the six flying through the air, and then back down into a fancy building.
"Are we dead?" Hobbes asked.
"No! Get up you big dummy! We need to get those three maroons before they get away!" Calvin said.
As the trios stood looking at each other, waiting for someone to move. "FOR G.R.O.S.S INEQUALITY!" Calvin yelled as he charged at Meowth, which led to Hobbes and Pikachu going after Jessie and James.
This fight sprawled out of control, as the six caused massive damage through out the building they were in unfortunately for them, they were going to regret fighting in the place they did...