A/N - So, credit to a random demigod for this idea. I just changed it up a bit because I didn't really want Leo to die.
Hermes and Aphrodite Injure Leo Valdez, Demigod Son of Hephaestus: As revenge for him switching up their usernames on last week's forum, Hermes and Aphrodite have seriously injured Leo Valdez, demigod son of Hephaestus.
Artemis: Do you two really care that much about what collection of letters is put up before your entry?
Aphrodite: Yes! I am not ugly!
Hermes: And I am not a bad thief!
Artemis: Wow. It's just a collection of letters, guys. Seriously.
Hephaestus: Artemis, usernames are very important. They are...they are...they are, like, your being, your avatar, on the forum, and on all of the other online sites of OlympusNet.
Artemis: Yeah, but I prefer MoonlightArrow. You know, the name that I go by on some of the sites.
Hephaestus: Oh, yeah, I like my other one. BestAtTheForge. Has a nice ring to it, right? But we have to use our actual names here. I understand that Leo violated that...but the two of them nearly killed him.
Aphrodite: He was so asking for it! I mean, did you see what he changed my username to?
Artemis: He was right.
Aphrodite: Shut up, Artemis. He will never get a girl. Ενιαία χαμένος. (Single loser)
Leo: Ohhh...I thikn ill go by leo today. not feeling greaat. ohh aphrodite u said...singl? not forevr
Piper McLean: No, Leo, you're not in great shape to be typing.
Leo: not mclean. sounds bad for forumm
Piper: Don't type, Leo.
Aphrodite: PIPER! I thought you were with Jason! Ooh, did you break up? Did you dump him?
Jason Grace: Uhh, why do you think...Piper, did you...are you...
Piper: No! I'm just, you know, watching over him, making sure he doesn't take too much ambrosia...
Leo: caus then id blow uup rite? oops grace not good for forum...
Piper: Uh, yeah, you would.
Jason: So, Piper...you're not...
Piper: No! I'm not...you really think I'd...
Jason: Good. Wait, what happened to my last name? Didn't it used to say...
Piper: You missed last week. Leo kept changing their usernames. That's why they did this to him.
Leo: im sorta getting btter now
Hephaestus: You are? Good.
Aphrodite: Must I cut off your other arm now? You weren't supposed to get better.
Piper: We barely managed to sew it back on, and it won't be the same for another decade or so.
Leo: if im still alive then. my fijngwrs barely work. i hpe you guys can read it
Hermes: Must I kill you? You called me the worst thief ever! That cannot go unpunished.
Aphrodite: You called me ugly!
Hermes: I'm the best thief ever! You, however...
Aphrodite: Ενιαία χαμένος. (You are ugly)
Hermes: Φοβερός κλέφτης (Terrible thief)
Aphrodite: You must suffer for it! I am beautiful!
Athena: I beg to differ.
Aphrodite: What?
Athena: In simpler words for idiots, I disagree.
Aphrodite: ...
Athena: I disagree. Here me? I disagree.
Aphrodite: What do you mean?
Athena: *Sighs* Seriously?
Aphrodite: What do you mean, you disagree?
Athena: It means that I think you're ugly.
Leo: ikr
Artemis: ikr?
Athena: It's a sort of common mortal usage. It's an acronym for "I know, right?"
Aphrodite: You know right? Why not you know wrong?
Athena: Never mind. You're hopeless, Aphrodite.
Artemis: Too many acronyms.
Athena: Blame the mortals.
Artemis: Blame the men.
Leo: blame aph
Aphrodite: Who's "Aph"?
Leo: u r
Aphrodite: u r?
Leo: no u r
Piper: He means that you are. U R, you know.
Aphrodite: I'm what?
Leo: aph
Aphrodite: I'm Aph?
Leo: yeah
Aphrodite: Why?
Leo: nick name
Aphrodite: So...blame me for acronyms?
Leo: yeah whatever
Hermes: You're a terrible thief. Not me. I'm the god of thieves.
Leo: yeah whatever
Hermes: Not whatever!
Athena: Usually I'm the one saying that. He's not going to listen to you, Hermes.
Hermes: I'm a great thief!
Hephaestus: You injured him. You really did. Like, mortal injury.
Aphrodite: Well, duh, he's an ugly mortal. Και είστε μία απαίσιο θεού (And you're an ugly god)
Hephaestus: Um, I meant mortal as in, it could kill him.
Leo: well i always almostm killd by mosters
Hephaestus: You're always almost killed by monsters? Not true.
Leo: daily
Piper: Yeah, but you always set up some awesome trap first.
Leo: well yeah
Aphrodite: I will kill you this time, how about?
Hermes: No, I will.
Aphrodite: No, I will.
Hermes: No, I -
Hephaestus: Um, how about I shut this thing off before they actually do?
Piper: Yeah, you should.
Hephaestus: Okay. Shutting down. Bye.
A/N - So, that was a shorter chapter. Hope you guys liked it.
If anyone's looking for any good stories, I suggest reading silentwolf111's stories. They're awesome.
So, I currently am running off of your ideas, everyone, so any ideas you might have would be greatly appreciated.
I'll try to update on Friday.