A/N - So, before we get on with the chapter, I need to say two things:
-First, I don't own PJO.
-Also, Artemis's and Hephaestus's usernames from the last chapter are mine, so please don't use them without asking me first.
So, credit once again to a random demigod for this idea. Seriously, is Random demigod the only one with ideas? Just joking, you're all awesome.
Zeus Blasts Poseidon With Lightning: During an argument with Poseidon, Zeus blasted him with lightning from his master bolt.
Poseidon: This is proof that I'm more awesome.
Zeus: Well, I'm the one with the awesome master bolt, so I think that means that I am more awewsome and powerful, τραγανή αδελφός. (Crispy brother)
Poseidon: Crispy? Well, someone forgot that I'm immortal. Someone.
Zeus: Κατάρα αθανασία σας (Curse your immortality)
Poseidon: Κατάρα σας ύπαρξη. (Curse your existence)
Zeus: Κατάρα σας - (Curse your - )
Athena: Stop it, you two.
Apollo: Yeah! Wait...Zeus, you tried to zap Poseidon?
Zeus: I did zap him. I succeeded.
Apollo: You tried to kill him?
Zeus has gone crazy
He forgot immortalness
He zapped Poseidon
Zeus: Crazy? Apollo, watch your language!
Athena: Apollo, "immortalness" isn't a word.
Zeus: I am not crazy!
Percy Jackson: Um, Apollo, I was told not to use the c-word to describe Zeus, and it was good advise.
Zeus: And I am not crazy!
Dionysus: Good. To have the god who gave me this horrible sentence in my territory...*shudders*
Percy Jackson: A very horrible sentence.
Dionysus: I could make you crazy, Johnson, so watch it.
Percy Jackson: It's Jackson. You know that.
Dionysus: Don't play games with me, Johnson, I know your name.
Percy Jackson: Clearly not.
Baccus: Clearly not?
Percy Jackson: Uh...Baccus? Like...the Roman?
Baccus: Percy Jackson...I met you once. You were with a Roman? You fought?
Percy Jackson: Didn't you leave before we fought?
Baccus: I never truly leave, Jackson.
Percy Jackson: The Diet Pepsi sustains you, huh?
Baccus: The Diet Pepsi? Oh, yes, very much.
Dionysus: Diet Pepsi?
Percy Jackson: Don't you know? You live off of Diet Coke, he lives off of Diet Pepsi.
Baccus: Diet Coke? Diet Coke?
Dionysus: Diet Pepsi? How is that poss
Wine God: ible? Diet Coke is toxic! If I drink Diet Co - Pepsi, I go into shoc - Diet Pepsi? Diet Pepsi is undrinkable. How do you - Greeks! You are against the ways of lif - Wine. - Wine. - Wine beats all. - Wine beats Diet Coke. - Wine. - Always wine. - Wine beats Diet Pepsi. - Wine. - Wine beats all. - But not Diet Pepsi. - Especially Diet P
Hephaestus: Oh, good. You're welcome, guys.
Zeus: Now who's crazy?
Hephaestus: I said, you're welcome.
Aphrodite: Ooh, thank you, Hephaestus! Uhhhh...what for?
Artemis: *Sighs in disgust*
Aphrodite: What? I came in late!
Hephaestus: Well, Dionysus was having a fit. Well...Baccus, too.
Aphrodite: Ooh, what happened?
Artemis: Try scrolling up, why don't you?
Aphrodite: Ooh, Dionysus loves Baccus!
Artemis: No, Aphrodite. He doesn't. He is Baccus. I mean, would you love yourself? Like, want to date yourself?
Aphrodite: Oh, yes! Opportunity of a lifetime there, babe! I mean, who wouldn't want to date me?
Artemis: I wouldn't. I should have realized you would...
Ares: You would date yourself? And not me?
Aphrodite: That's sweet!
Ares: So you would prefer to date yourself?
Aphrodite: Well...no, of course not! You're awesome! I love you soooooooo much, my dear Ares!
Hephaestus: You still betray me, Aphrodite.
Artemis: You expected her to stop?
Hephaestus: No, I just hoped that...
Aphrodite: Artemis, life's nothing when you have only one man. Even more if you have none...how do you live?
Artemis: How do you live?
Apollo: Artemis...
I agree with Aph
Life is nothing without men
You are missing out
Aphrodite: Agh! Hades! Stop calling me Aph!
Hades: Oh Zeus, Aphrodite's new nickname is Aph! Oh Zeus, Aphrodite is framing me! Oh Zeus, Aphrodite is - wait, Zeus, you tried to kill Poseidon? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Zeus: He was asking for it!
Hades: Do it again! Then do it to yourself! Try to send the two of you to Tartarus! Then I will be the ruler!
Zeus: That'll never happen, Θάνατος κεφαλής (Death Head)
Hades: You wish, Αέρας στον εγκέφαλο (Air Brain)
Zeus: I know, Κουφάρι Κράτημα Αναπνοής (Corpse Breath)
Poseidon: Hades, Zeus has no brain. He forgot...he actually forgot that I was immortal.
Hades: Yeah. Step down now, brainless god.
Zeus: I will blast you and send you to Tartarus!
Hades: You forgot something else: Tartarus is in the Underworld.
Zeus: But it's not under your control, Hades.
Hades: But it is in my domain.
Zeus: Our father is in there.
Poseidon: Back into pieces, at least...um, right?
Zeus: For now.
Hephaestus: Wow, cheery conversation. This is not today's topic.
Poseidon: Yeah. Back to Zeus's stupidity.
Zeus: THAT IS IT! *Blasts Poseidon with master bolt*
Athena: Wow. Does Poseidon not know when to stop?
Hermes: I know, right?
Hades: Zeus forgot again. I would be a better ruler.
Zeus: HADES! I WILL -
Hephaestus: I will shut this down, yes. Not too late.
A/N - Poseidon got blasted twice. He's skilled at annoying Zeus, isn't he.
So, yeah. Any ideas are welcome (encouraged, really).
So, please review and tell me what you think.