Chapter 9: The (Mis)Adventures of Stupendous Man and Ketchup Man

"Ready to take out the morons of Team Rocket once again my new sidekick?"

"Yes, but are the costumes really that necessary?"

"Of course they are! All superheroes are costumed when they are beating up bad guys and trying to save people! Plus it's fun!"

"But won't this hinder our movement?"

"Nah, besides, we wouldn't need to be in this mess to begin with if those morons didn't decide to kidnap Hobbes and your girlfriend."

"How about we just go and find them?"

"Your right, lets get this over with since I want to do something relaxing later"

After Calvin, Ask, and Pikachu had regained consciousness, and saw that Hobbes and Serena were gone, Calvin decided to change into Stupendous man so he could get some glory.

After doing some "detective work", getting laughed at, and being chased by angry people, the three eventually found Team Rocket's hideout.

Calvin observed it, and saw a window, but before Ash could suggest a way for them to get inside without anybody noticing, Calvin was running full speed into the window, "Stupendous Man uses his Stupendous arms of strength to bust open the window!" Calvin cried out as he crashed through the window, without getting hurt some how.

"What's that? Who's there?" Meowth asked as he heard the crash, as Team Rocket went to investigate, they saw a broken window with a short costumed superhero, and a taller person with a Pikachu dressed up as Ketchup bottles.

"What is this? The twerps do cosplay now or something?" James asked as Team Rocket laughed at the costumes.

Calvin was naturally offended, "This isn't cosplay! It is I! Stupendous Man! Freedom of Liberty! Champion of Justice! With my dim-witted sidekick Ketchup Man!"

Team Rocket started laughing even harder. Calvin groaned, "I've had enough, let's go with our plan, you go find your girlfriend and Hobbes, while me and your rat get these chumps."

"Where should I find them at?" Ash asked.

"I DON'T KNOW! YOU SHOULD KNOW! WASN'T THERE A RANSOM NOTE OR SOMETHING?!" Calvin said annoyed.

Ash just ran off not wanting even more from the wrath of Calvin.

"Now, rat, electrocute these chumps!" Calvin commanded as Pikachu gave Team Rocket a jolt.

This of course, led to yet another comical battle between Team Rocket and Calvin and Pikachu began throwing punches and attacks at each other and such, until Calvin and Pikachu backed them into a container, with Pikachu electrocuting it, causing Team Rocket to blast off yet again, but also sent Calvin and Pikachu flying as well, right into the room where Hobbes and Serena were tied up in.

"I'm alive!" Calvin yelled in victory.

"I don't even want to know." Hobbes groaned. "Now get us untied."

Calvin looked at the rope for a second, tried to untie it, but to no avail. Then Ash came into the room.

"Uh, did I miss something?" He asked.

"Nah, just the fact that I, Stupendous Man! Has saved the day once again!" Calvin proclaimed.

Everyone looked at Calvin for a second while Ash finished untying Hobbes and Serena.

"Um, okay, so you actually have a victory that isn't a moral one?" Hobbes asked.

"Yep! The streak of failures is over for me! For I! Stupendous Man with his dim-witted assistant Ketchup Man!" Calvin yelled out.

"But Ash isn't dim-witted though." Serena said as she looked at Ask, causing him to blush.

Calvin groaned, and started walking out "Cmon you ding-a-lings, let's go back to the hotel and watch a movie or something, because I can't take any more romantic junk for one day, let alone at all since I've been in this universe."

"You just don't get love, that's all!" Hobbes said laughing as he followed Calvin out.