A/N - Thank you all for your awesome ideas. Credit to Daughter of Khione for this one.

Fanfiction Creates Perlia: The mortal authors of have written about the love between Percy Jackson, demigod son of Poseidon, and Thalia Grace, demigod daughter of Zeus and lieutenant of Artemis.

Artemis: Perlia?

Apollo: Thalia likes Percy Jackson, but not me?

Artemis: Wait...Perlia?

Apollo: Nooooo!

Thalia likes this

Demigod instead of me

Why? I am too cool!

Percy Jackson: Wait, what's this about Thalia liking me?

Artemis: THALIA LIKES YOU? THALIA HAS BEEN DATING YOU?

Percy Jackson: Uh...did I miss something?

Artemis: Thalia! You've been dating this boy?

Thalia Grace: Wait - what?

Artemis: You are a Hunter! Hunters don't date!

Thalia Grace: I'm dating someone?

Artemis: The article said you were! How dare you! You were my trusted lieutenant!

Thalia Grace: The article? Wait, what's "Perlia"? I mean, I get what it says, but how could anyone ever think...

Artemis: So you're not dating Percy Jackson?

Thalia Grace: You think I would date Percy Jackson? I'm a Hunter!

Artemis: Those words just saved your life as a human.

Hephaestus: You would have turned her into a - *shudders* - a jackalope?

Artemis: Perhaps not a jackalope, but some type of animal, yes.

Thalia Grace: You thought that I...Artemis, I would never...

Percy Jackson: Um, Artemis, we're friends and all, but not like that.

Aphrodite: Ooh, the cuteness of Perlia! Come on, admit you love him, Thalia!

Thalia Grace: I'm a Hunter, okay? I will never date or love!

Aphrodite: Hunters, Artemis - bo-ring. I mean, you guys go around devastating men, and you never date...you may live forever, but you're as good as dead! I mean, what's the point of living if you can't date?

Artemis: What's the point of living if that's all you do? If you do it at all?

Aphrodite: It is life!

Artemis: So not true.

Aphrodite: Beauty! Love!

Artemis: Worthless.

Aphrodite: No! I mean, it was love that brought Paris and Helen together! It was love that brought Percy and Thalia together!

Artemis: And I resent that pairing!

Aphrodite: Perlia? You resent Perlia? Oh no you did-unt!

Artemis: I cannot believe that Thalia would do that!

Aphrodite: Of course she would! Even your Hunters have more sense that you do, Artemis!

Artemis: You did NOT just say that! As you are a goddess, you will be turned back eventually, but I sentence you to 48 hours as a jackalope!

Aphrodite: You would not dare! *Screams* mfdxk jsdf

Artemis: Problem solved.

Percy Jackson: Um, thanks. But I think that everyone has forgotten that Thalia and I aren't dating.

Artemis: Good.

Hephaestus: Wait, Artemis, you turned Aphrodite into a jackalope?

Artemis: Yes.

Hephaestus: Artemis, she wrote the article! She's greatly involved in this discussion! You can't just -

Artemis: Turn her into a jackalope? Sure I can. Would you like join her?

Hephaestus: What? No!

Artemis: I thought not.

Aphrodite: You turned her into a jackalope? - Wait, seriously? - Awesome, dude! - There she is, Travis, see her? - Shh, you idiot! - Oh, sorry, see her? - How could you forget? - I'm ADHD, calm down. - But still - See her, Travis? Over by the bushes out there? - Oh, dude, is that Aphrodite? - Yep! - Beautiful as ever! - You did not just call a jackalope beautiful.

Hermes: Travis? Connor? No. Way.

Aphrodite: Yep, it's us, Dad, hi! - Oh, thanks, Connor, you just blew our - Whatever! Hi, Dad! - This is Aphrodite! - But Travis, we're not Aphrodite! - Like our...um, my game here, guys? - Game? - Funny, isn't it, how -

Hermes: This. Is. All. Valdez's. Fault.

Mr. Valdez: Hmm? My fault?

Hermes: You let them on again!

Mr. Valdez: Who? Oh, those two?

Hermes: No, a dead mortal pilot. Of course I mean those two!

Mr. Valdez: Those two? What about them?

Hermes: I banned them from this forum!

Mr. Valdez: Actually, you banned their computer. Not them.

Hermes: You know what I mean!

Mr. Valdez: I do?

Hermes: Yes, you do! Get them off!

Aphrodite: But Dad, we're so mature! - Yeah, we are! - I mean, we never prank anyone! - Well, we sometimes do. - No, we don't. - Of course. I meant that we never prank people!

Hermes: GO AWAY! If you two are still here whe

Aphrodite: What happened to D

Hephaestus: Hooray, they're both off. Cut off. Like, bang. Like, ka-boom.

Mr. Valdez: You can't ban me! I'll just auto-reboot my system!

Hephaestus: I wasn't going to ban you.

Mr. Valdez: Thanks.

Hephaestus: Hey, Leo, what do you think of Perlia?

Mr. Valdez: Pearly-ah?

Hephaestus: Perlia.

Mr. Valdez: Per-lee-ah?

Hephaestus: Perlia. Percy Jackson and Thalia Grace.

Artemis: The nonexistent pairing.

Mr. Valdez: Percy Jackson...I know him! Yeah...he's cool. Thalia Grace? Oh, was she that cute Hunter girl?

Artemis: Cute Hunter girl?

Mr. Valdez: Oh, yeah, Jason's little sister. Um, I mean his older sister. Age gets confusing when people are turned into trees, you know.

Artemis: Did you call her a cute Hunter girl?

Mr. Valdez: Yeah. A shame she doesn't date...I didn't read the article, but I get that it's about Percy Jackson daring to steal - um, make a move on her.

Artemis: Did you say steal?

Mr. Valdez: Did I say that? Oh, I didn't mean...

Artemis: You'd better not try to.

Percy Jackson: Hey, Leo, I didn't "make a move on her".

Mr. Valdez: Oh, Percy! Hi! Wait, I can't change the gods' usernames, but demigods'...

Mr. Jackson: Um...not anything bad, okay, Leo? And I didn't "make a move on her".

Mr. Valdez: Great for you. You blew your chance.

Artemis: Blew his chance? Valdez, I will -

Hephaestus: Do nothing! You will do nothing! But I will shut this forum down! Goodbye!

A/N - So, what did everyone think of this chapter?

Thank you to everyone who voted on my poll.

So, now I have ideas for the next, like, four chapters! Thank you!