A/N - So, thank you to PianoPrincess for this idea. Maybe you were just joking, but it's an interesting idea.
Aphrodite Breaks a Nail: Aphrodite has broken her nail, an event she said would never happen.
Hermes: Ha ha! Aphrodite broke her nail! Ha ha!
Aphrodite: That's mean! I'm still beautiful!
Hermes: But you broke a nail! HAHA!
Athena: You're being immature, Hermes. I suspect you've broken a nail before, am I right?
Aphrodite: Don't you dare compare me to Hermes!
Athena: Whatever. So, I guess I'll just go join Hermes in taunting you about it. Would you prefer that?
Aphrodite: Um...
Demeter: Aphrodite broke a nail, guys. It doesn't matter. It's just a nail.
Aphrodite: But now my finger isn't beautiful and perfect!
Hermes: So right.
Aphrodite: You're - *sniff sniff* - mean, Hermes. I'm still - *sniff sniff* - beautiful.
Hermes: Not you're finger!
Athena: Your finger.
Hermes: Actually, Athena, it's her finger. HA! I'm right, you're wrong! I proved Athena wrong, guys! Athena messed up, guys!
Athena: I didn't mess up. I meant that "you're finger" isn't proper English. It's "your finger".
Hermes: But it's not my finger. It's Aphrodite's.
Athena: Οχι, ανόητος, ήταν μια γραμματικά λάθη. (Auto-Translate: No, idiot, it was a grammatical error)
Hermes: Grammatical error? I don't care about grammar.
Athena: Εσείς πρέπει. Είναι σημαντικό. (Auto-Translate: You should. It is important.)
Hermes: I don't care about English. We're Greek. Ζήτω η Ελλάδα. (Auto-Translate: Long live Greece.)
Athena: But now we're living in America, where people speak English. Very few speak Greek.
Hermes: Yeah, well, we do.
Athena: But we're in America, so English is important.
Hermes: Um, so is Spanish, right? Um...no...hablar...espanol?
Athena: Well, your Spanish is even worse that your English. No hablo español is I don't speak Spanish.
Hermes: But clearly you do.
Athena: Well, I speak, like, a hundred languages. I've had about two millennia to learn, after all.
Hermes: Too..amaziñgue?
Athena: Sorry?
Hermes: You're amazing, right?
Athena: Well, I am...but what was that "too amaziñgue" thing? Did you mean "too amazing"? That isn't possible.
Hermes: It was Spanish. Um...right? I mean, it had the n with the funny thing over it, and the strange spelling...so surely it was Spanish.
Athena: Um, Hermes, that was definitely not Spanish.
Hermes: But it had the funny n! Every word with the funny n is Spanish!
Athena: No. Not necessarily.
Hermes: Whatever. I'll learn Spanish, I will!
Athena: Yes! Finally, another god appreciates the usefulness of knowing different languages! Now, I'd be even happier if there was a chance you'd succeed!
Hermes: Uh, I really only want to learn the language to...wait, what?
Athena: Hermes, there is no chance you will successfully learn Spanish.
Hermes: I will! Just you wait! I'm leaving now to find myself a good Spanish teacher! Or no, I think I'll look for one tomorrow.
Athena: See what I mean? You can't even look for one!
Hermes: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
Hades: BLAH BLAH BLAH I CAN'T HEAR YOU! Man, I really hate that expression. And it's not true at all! I mean, people say they're not hurt, and then they go cry about it!
Hermes: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
Hades: LIAR!
Hermes: I'm not a liar!
Hades: Are too.
Hermes: Am not.
Hades: You are so a liar!
Hermes: I am not!
Hades: Are too.
Hermes: Am not!
Hades: Are too!
Hermes: Am not!
Hades: Also, Hermes, look at how angry you got when I called you a liar. Words clearly
make you want to cry and run to mommy.
Hermes: Now you're just being mean! I feel so...
Hades: Oh, so the liar is a softie, too? Look, Hermes, I've been denied and disregarded and forgotten and neglected for the last two millennia that I call my life. Don't you dare insist you've had a hard time.
Hermes: For a good reason! You're so...cruel! You make me cry!
Hades: Told you words can hurt you! But I'm used to it, so that tactic won't work on me!
Hermes: *sob sob*
Hades: Wow, and you're really crying about it!
Hermes: You - *sob sob* - called me a - *sob sob* - a liar! That hurts! I'm bleeding on the inside!
Athena: Um, I think that's a bit of an exaggeration, Hermes.
Hermes: Well, yeah. But still!
Apollo: That calls for another awesome haiku!
Hades, how could you
Do such a horrible thing?
Call him a liar?
Hades: Seriously, that wasn't anything cruel!
Hephaestus: No, it wasn't. I say a lot worse when one of my automatons fails me.
Ares: Oh, my foul talk is worse than yours, I bet!
Hephaestus: Whatever.
Hermes: But nothing is worse than what Hades called me.
Apollo: Oh, I agree completely.
Ares: Oh, my foul talk is worse.
Apollo: Sure it is.
Hades is so mean
He said something terrible
Called him a liar
Hades: You Olympians are so weird. I'm signing off now. Bye.
Hermes: Good!
Aphrodite: You must help me! My nail is broken!
Ares: One?
Aphrodite: Yes, darling! I broke one nail! A whole nail! You have to help me!
Ares: One nail is nothing. I have twenty nails broken at the moment. They'll be gone by tomorrow, replaced by other injuries that will be gone the next day. Don't worry.
Aphrodite: Don't worry? Why would I worry about your nails when one of mine is broken? I mean, the blood is smearing the keyboard! Oh! Saying that makes me want to barf up my perfect pink cake!
Hephaestus: Ick, I saw that cake. I do not want you vomiting up that thing. I'm going to shut the thing down now, guys. Bye.
A/N - So, thanks for reading!