A/N - 100 reviews! I'd like to thank FireBird128 for being my 100th reviewer! I also want to thank Daughter of Khione for this idea.


Percy Proposes to Annabeth! :) : Last night, Percy Jackson, demigod son of Poseidon, proposed to Annabeth Chase, daughter of Athena.


Travis Stoll: Our debut, people!

Connor Stoll: Eyewitness account!

Travis Stoll: He really did propose to her!

Connor Stoll: Yeah! He was, like, "Will you marry me, Annabeth?", and she was, like, "Duh, Seaweed Brain."

Travis Stoll: We got a video!

Connor Stoll: It's awesome!

Travis Stoll: We posted it on the site!

Connor Stoll: Go to ! You'll see the link to the forum, and then...wait...

Travis Stoll: No, that's not right. Go to OlympusVideos! Search in "Percy Jackson proposes to Annabeth Chase", and it'll be the first video. Connor, when you post a video, you have to remember where it is, you idiot.

Connor Stoll: Sorry! I forget things, okay? Have you forgotten? Ha ha. You have.

Travis Stoll: Whatever.

Athena: Wait. Wait. No way. Annabeth really accepted?

Annabeth Chase: Um...we're a bit young for that, Mom. Don't believe everything you see online.

Athena: So you didn't accept? Good, Annabeth. Now, to another matter. You do not title an article something like that.

Connor Stoll: But...why not? I thought "Percy Proposes to Annabeth! :) " was an awesome title.

Athena: It's better not to use exclamation marks in a title. Also, always use full names. And...emoticons! Gah! You did not...

Travis Stoll: What's wrong with emoticons?

Athena: They're...they're not meant for proper writing! They're...smiley faces!

Connor Stoll: What do you have against smiley faces?

Hermes: They're deadly. They're terrifying! They're...smiley faces! Beware the smiley faces!

Athena: Hermes, this is not a joke! Emoticons are childish, improper, and not to be used! Never!

Hermes: :)

Athena: This is not a joke!

Hermes: :P

Athena: Did you just stick out your emoticon tongue at me?

Hermes: :D

Athena: Emoticon!

Hermes: Is that your new curse, Athena?

Athena: Hades, Hermes, stop it!

Hades: What is it now?

Athena: I wasn't calling you, Hades. It's just...Hermes is taunting me with emoticons!

Hades: Huh? Emoticons?

Athena: Smiley faces!

Hades: Oh. I don't like smiling faces.

Athena: No! Not just any smiling face! Scroll up! Those...monstrosities Hermes was using! Those are emoticons!

Hermes: Yep! :D Ha! Athena loves emoticons so much she proposed to them!

Poseidon: And of course they refused.

Hermes: No! You had to ruin all the fun, didn't you, Poseidon.

Athena: I do not love emoticons!

Hermes: Uh huh. You're a bad liar.

Poseidon: Clearly, they said no.

Athena: You weasels! You emoticons! You Hadeses!

Hades: Hadeses?

Athena: sjszdjk!

Artemis: Um, did she just get mad, or did someone knock her out?

Athena: No one can knock me out, Artemis. I did not propose to the emoticons!

Artemis: Uh, how are they interrelated? I mean, you not being knocked out, and you not...um...proposing to emoticons?

Athena: I thought we were on the same side, Artemis!

Artemis: We are...I think.

Apollo: Haiku!

You were on same side

Until she proposed to the

Emoticons

Athena: I did not propose to them!

Artemis: The last line was only four syllables, Apollo. I'm getting tired of saying this.

Apollo: No, it's not! Emoticons is five syllables! Ha!

Artemis: Actually, it's four.

Apollo: Five.

Artemis: Four.

Apollo: It's five syllables! Just accept it! I'm perfect! I'm a Mary Sue!

Hermes: Gary Stu. And no, you're not.

Apollo: Whatever. It's five syllables!

Athena: It's four syllables.

Apollo: No, it's not! I'm - a - Ma - ry - Sue. That's five. Ha!

Athena: The word is emoticons. And it's four syllables.

Apollo: It's five, okay? E-mo-ti-co-ns.

Artemis: No, you're wrong again. It's e-mo-ti-cons . That's four syllables.

Apollo: Fine.

You were on the same

Side until she proposed to

The emoticons

Artemis: Whatever.

Apollo: What? Wasn't it good?

Artemis: No.

Athena: I did not propose to the emoticons! And can we please focus on the article? Percy proposed. Annabeth, luckily, said no.

Annabeth Chase: I watched the video! It was a fake!

Travis Stoll: A fake?

Connor Stoll: What's this about a fake?

Travis Stoll: What's the fake?

Connor Stoll: We didn't fake anything.

Percy Jackson: I never proposed to Annabeth. I'm not sure how they made such a convincing video.

Annabeth Chase: You pasted our pictures and imitated our voices, didn't you, Travis, Connor. No wonder it's so quiet. Any louder and it'd be clear that they weren't our voices.

Connor Stoll: But...wasn't it convincing enough?

Travis Stoll: Idiot!

Connor Stoll: Oh...oops.

Travis: Couldn't you keep quiet for once in your life?

Connor Stoll: Sorry!

Athena: So you posted a fake video?

Connor Stoll: Um...yeah. Sort of.

Athena: Must I take away your writing privileges on this site?

Hephaestus: I'm in charge of who gets to write here, Athena.

Athena: Only on the forum. I can make it so they can't post videos. I have some say in what happens in the rest of the site.

Hephaestus: Well, yeah. Fine.

Travis Stoll: We're sorry! Please don't!

Connor Stoll: We'll never do it again!

Hermes: Fine. You have one more chance. One more.

Hephaestus: So the video was a fake. Well, that sort of concludes today's discussion. Come back next week.


A/N - So, any ideas are welcome, even though I now have a lot.