A/N - I don't own PJO, or any of the characters. I don't even own this idea. A random demigod does. ShadowFallen12 owns some of it, too.
A Jackalope Comes to Olympus: Last Thursday, a jackalope was seen prowling around Olympus. This jackalope may have been Aphrodite, who is often transformed by Artemis.
Percy Jackson: Things must really be messed up on Olympus if this is what goes to the forum for discussion.
Zeus: Messed up? Things are never messed up on Olympus! How dare you suggest that!
Percy Jackson: No offence. It's just that there must have not been that many interesting articles, since this one went to the forum.
Zeus: Olympus is the most interesting place! Never suggest that it isn't!
Annabeth Chase: Oh, good going, Percy, in infuriating the Lord of the Skies after your first comment. Zeus, I think he only means that this is an odd article.
Percy Jackson: Um, yeah, that's what I meant. Totally, it is. Thanks, Annabeth.
Annabeth Chase: No problem.
Zeusy: Because Olympus is fascinating.
Percy Jackson: Yes. Very. Wait...Zeusy?
Zeusy: Zeusy? What?
Percy Jackson: Um, look at your username.
Zeusy: Zeusy? Who did this? Who did this?
Percy Jackson: I think it's kind of obvious...
Zeusy: Obvious? Are you suggesting that I am missing an obvious point?
Percy Jackson: No! I mean...he's done it before.
Piper McLean: Leo!
Zeusy: Leo? Leo Valdez! I will burn you to a crisp, I will!
Percy Jackson: Um, Lord Zeus, I'd kind of prefer if you didn't. He's my friend.
Zeusy: Did you or did you not see my username?
Percy Jackson: I did, but you have no proof it was him!
Zeusy: Hades! It is obvious it was him!
Hades: Oh Zeusy! He's crying for his mommy!
Zeusy: dfgvHkmlo! Shut up, Hades!
Our little friend in the basement: Poor Zeusy!
Zeusy: Shut up!
Our little friend in the basement: I'm glad you respect me enough to kill some souls for me. Gee, thanks, I really need them.
Zeusy: Our little friend in the basement? Ha!
Our little friend in the basement: Excuse me? What was that about me being a little friend in the basement, Zeusy?
Zeusy: Look! Your username!
Beauty Queen: Did you not learn your lesson the last time, Leo?
Scary Blonde: Not a good idea, Leo.
Our little friend in the basement: You will pay, Valdez!
Mr. Hammer: Switch them back, Leo!
Zeus: You'd better!
Hephaestus: Good. Now, the rest!
Annabeth Chase: That wasn't a good idea, Leo.
Hades: Change it if you want to keep your life!
Hephaestus: He changed them, guys. Now leave him alone.
Zeus: Fine. But next time...
Apollo: So!
Around Olympus
There was seen a jackalope
Why was it up here?
Artemis: Anyone notice Aphrodite's been silent, guys?
Apollo: Um, how is that relevant?
Athena: You changed her again?
Artemis: Once at the last discussion, once on Wednesday, and once this morning.
Apollo: Thanks, sis.
Artemis: Your welcome, little brother.
Apollo: Hey, I was born first!
Artemis: I was, actually. Just accept it, little brother.
Apollo: I'm older, okay? You accept it.
Artemis: I've already accepted that I have an irresponsible, annoying little brother. That's enough for me.
Apollo: But I'm older!
Artemis: You are not. Do you want to become a jackalope? Do you, Apollo, little brother?
Apollo: I do not, little sister.
Zeus: Artemis is older.
Artemis: HA!
Apollo: No!
Artemis says that
She is older but really
I am the older
Athena: The elder.
Apollo: Elder? Isn't that a tree or something?
Athena: Well, it is, but I was saying that it is proper to say that you are the elder, not the older.
Artemis: Which he isn't.
Athena: That, too.
Apollo: But I am older!
Artemis: Do you want to become a jackalope?
Apollo: No!
Artemis: I didn't think so. Aphrodite is a jackalope. You saw her.
Apollo: Yeah.
Artemis: She was just roaming around Olympus, with nowhere to go. Would you like that?
Apollo: No! I said no, okay?
Artemis: So admit it.
Apollo: You're older! Okay! Happy?
Artemis: Very.
Athena: Back to the article. Artemis, what was Aphrodite doing?
Artemis: She was yelling at me about her previous time as a jackalope, and talking how I should really date some boys. The normal, you know. She's crazy.
Athena: We know.
Hermes: And when's she turning back?
Artemis: Some time tomorrow.
Apollo: Too soon.
Artemis: Yeah.
Hephaestus: So, I should shut this -
Ares: Wait, Aph's a jackalope?
Hephaestus: I was saying, I should shut -
Ares: She's the jackalope I saw earlier?
Hephaestus: Yeah. Now, I should -
Ares: Why's she a jackalope?
Hephaestus: Ares, can I say something? I need to -
Ares: Artemis, what'd you do to her?
Hephaestus: I'm shutting this down now. Bye, everyone.
A/N - Ideas are welcome! Thank you!