A/N - Credit to a random demigod for this idea.
Artemis is Seen Flirting With a Man: Last Saturday, Aphrodite saw Artemis flirting with a mortal hunter.
Artemis: Lies!
Aphrodite: Oh, Artemis, at last you see some sense.
Artemis: Sense? I would never do this! This is not me! Lies!
Aphrodite: You're...denying it, Artemis? Oh, Artemis, just admit it! It's nothing to be ashamed of! Be proud, dear sister!
Artemis: Oh, no, you are not my sister. You rose up from my great-grandfather's blood. You are not my sister.
Aphrodite: Oh, I don't want to be sisters with such a terrible excuse for a woman, anyways. No dating! Not right!
Artemis: Like I want to see anything of you, Aphrodite. You and your blindness, your ridiculous thoughts and personality.
Aphrodite: Just admit it, Artemis! You fell in love with a man! Maybe you'll have children!
Artemis: CHILDREN? Aphrodite, where in your deranged mind is that a possibility?
Aphrodite: Artemis, admit it! You're bored of your loveless life, and you want some excitement! Some love! Some me!
Hermes: ...Awkward.
Athena: You're not helping, Hermes. Just let them argue. It's their argument. And can you blame Aphrodite for acting like that?
Hermes: Can I...blame her?
Athena: I mean, do you consider it unusual for her?
Hermes: Oh. No. Definitely not.
Artemis: Aphrodite, I am not bored of my perfectly good life, and I do not want anything to do with you.
Aphrodite: That's not nice! You know you've changed...
Artemis: Is it nice to spread lies about a person, Aphrodite?
Aphrodite: They're not lies! I really saw you, Artemis! You know you were flirting with that man.
Artemis: I was not flirting with him! I looked at him for a short moment, and then I turned him into a jackalope! Speaking of jackalopes, Aphrodite, do you want me to turn you into one?
Aphrodite: I got temporary immunization, Artemis, so you have no leverage over me!
Artemis: It's temporary, though, so I can turn you into a jackalope once it wears off.
Aphrodite: I take it daily! Unless I forget to take it, I'm forever protected! Hermes's pills! Great things, those pills. Great things. Protection from jackalope...jackaloping...jackalope-transforming.. .
Artemis: You'll eventually forget, Aphrodite, and then I'll take my revenge.
Aphrodite: What would it be?
Artemis: Sorry?
Aphrodite: Hmm...
Athena: Back to the article. Artemis, did you really flirt with a man?
Artemis: No! I turned him into jackalope! Don't believe the lies of that soon-to-be-jackalope!
Athena: Good. Wouldn't want you to break your oath.
Artemis: I would never!
Aphrodite: Jackalopization!
Apollo: What?
Aphrodite is
Saying nonsense words and stuff
She is being odd
Hermes: Also known as...what?
Aphrodite: Hermes's pills give me protection from jackalopization!
Hermes: ...Jackalopization?
Aphrodite: Being turned into a jackalope. You know. Jackalopization. Nice word. I just came up with it on the spot! Ja-cka-lope-i-za-tion. Good for your haikus, Apollo, it's seven syllables!
Athena: Six, actually.
Apollo: Thanks, Aph!
Aphrodite says
Jackalopization
Is now a word
Artemis: Seriously? I mean...this is the most terrible haiku ever. It's pointless, and two lines have an incorrect number of syllables.
Apollo: It had too many syllables?
Artemis: Too few. Can you count, Apollo?
Apollo: Sure I can. Aph-ro-di-te-says, that's five. Ja-cka-lo-pi-za-ti-on, that's seven. Is-now-a-word, that's five. It's correct, Artemis.
Artemis: No, you're not. The first line's correct, yeah. But the second line is six syllables: Ja-cka-lope-i-za-tion. And is-now-a-word - that's four. Haikus are supposed to be 5-7-5, not 5-6-4. You should know that, Apollo.
Apollo: Well, I'll change it!
Aphrodite says
That jackalopization's
In dictionaries
Artemis: Why do you even try? What's the point?
Apollo: Of fixing it? I'm the god of poetry! My poetry has to be superb.
Artemis: It'll never be, Apollo, no matter how hard you try.
Apollo: Give me a chance, sis.
Artemis: I've been giving you chances for the last two millennia!
Thalia Grace: Hi, everyone, just came. Um, Artemis, did you really...?
Artemis: What? No!
Thalia Grace: Oh, good. I'd hate to have you abandon the Hunters.
Artemis: I would never do such a thing! Don't believe anything Aphrodite says. She's the biggest liar out there.
Aphrodite: It's called gossip!
Artemis: It's called annoying everyone with pointless chatter and lies.
Aphrodite: That's not nice. They're not lies, and they're not pointless! *Sulks*
Hermes: Wait, did you just call Aphrodite the biggest liar out there? Excuse me, Artemis! I am the biggest, best liar!
Artemis: That's the thing - Aphrodite's not a good liar at all!
Hermes: And I am the best -
Artemis: We all know, Hermes. I wasn't saying you weren't.
Hermes: Oh. Good.
Thalia Grace: I was just checking, Lady Artemis.
Artemis: Very good. Hephaestus, please shut this forum down now. Just understand one thing, guys: I did not flirt with that man, okay?
Hephaestus: We know, Artemis. So, shutting it down.
A/N - So, now I have a whole truckload of ideas! Thanks, guys.