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Heavy Duty couldn't help but tilt his head at the outright weird list of 'requirements' for the continued cooperation of something called Chewy. It was hung next to the rules list (which of course had some humorous additions to it already) and each 'requirement' seemed conditional to the overall idea that they (meaning the team) had to keep this Chewy happy.
He read some of them to himself, frowning at the list, "Rule five, Chewy must have his choice of towels? Rule eight, all candy must go to the great Chewy for first pick? Rule twelve, Chewy is ruler of all that falls in the grates?"
If this was some kind of prank, then it was failing for trying too hard. Shaking his head, Heavy left it up for Duke to deal with.
Besides, knowing their luck, this was probably the result of one their few new greenshirts getting full of themselves.