A/N: Credit to Daughter of Khione for this idea.
Annabeth Chase Breaks Up With Percy J.: Because he messed up her blueprints of Olympus, Annabeth Chase, demigod daughter of Athena, broke up with Percy Jackson, demigod son of Poseidon.
Athena: About time, Annabeth.
Annabeth Chase: About time the Stolls quit writing libel!
Travis Stoll: Libel? Huh?
Annabeth Chase: This never happened, and you know it! Even if Seaweed Brain had messed with my blueprints, I wouldn't -
Athena: What is this, lie to Athena day?
Annabeth Chase: What?
Athena: So, you make me think you had seen sense, then admit that you're still blinded by that boy. I see.
Annabeth Chase: I never said that we broke up. The Stolls did. Not true! Libel!
Katie Gardner: Can we arrest them, then?
Travis Stoll: Arrest us? Katie, no! How could you? We're...friends! Comrades!
Katie Gardner: You prank me every day. Friends? Comrades? Just because we were on the same side in the Titan War -
Connor Stoll: What's libel?
Annabeth Chase: Libel: Defamation by written or printed words, pictures, or in any form other than spoken words or gestures.
Connor Stoll: ... What?
Annabeth Chase: Defamation by written or printed words, pictures, or in any form -
Connor Stoll: English, please.
Annabeth Chase: That was in English.
Hermes: Perhaps you want it in Spanish? Ahem...Defamación para ritin o paritted words, picturios, o in any foriom otro de hablar words o jisters. (Auto-translate: -)
Athena: Have you found a tutor yet? You really need one, you know.
Hermes: I'm still looking for one.
Connor Stoll: Is my dyslexia acting up again, or has Dad gone crazy?
Athena: More toward the latter.
Connor Stoll: ...latter?
Athena: The second.
Connor Stoll: Okay...so, what is libel?
Annabeth Chase: It's sort of like spreading false rumors through, in this case, news articles.
Travis Stoll: I would understand the word if it at all related to this situation.
Annabeth Chase: It completely relates to this situation! This is a perfect example of libel!
Connor Stoll: We never lied!
Annabeth Chase: This never happened. We never broke up. He never messed up my blueprints.
Percy Jackson: Blueprints? Huh? What blueprints? And why are you all talking about us breaking up?
Annabeth Chase: Read the article, Seaweed Brain.
Percy Jackson: Would it be too much trouble to just tell me?
Annabeth Chase: *Sighs* Fine. Look. The Stolls wrote an article claiming that you messed with my blueprints of Olympus, and that we broke up because of it.
Percy Jackson: They said that? Seriously?
Annabeth Chase: Yep, they did.
Percy Jackson: Whoa, guys. Not cool. I never messed up her blueprints, and we're still together...as far as I know.
Travis Stoll: How far do you know?
Percy Jackson: Farther than you know.
Connor Stoll: Oh, really? How do you know that I haven't been spying on you two 24/7?
Travis Stoll: We.
Connor Stoll: That we haven't been spying on you. Fine, Travis. We.
Percy Jackson: Fine. Tell me, what was I doing this morning?
Travis Stoll: You were sleeping!
Connor Stoll: You were!
Percy Jackson: Stalkers! How did you know that?
Annabeth Chase: Because we all know that you sleep super late - like, until seven or eight.
Percy Jackson: Hmm. Fine, what was Annabeth doing this morning?
Annabeth Chase: Good luck guessing.
Travis Stoll: Um, Connor, do you remember?
Connor Stoll: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. ..
Travis Stoll: Connor! Wake up!
Connor Stoll: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wha - sorry, what? Just sorta drifted off, you knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
Travis Stoll: Connor! Wake up! I said, do you remember?
Connor Stoll: Remember? What she was doing? She was...sleeping?
Annabeth Chase: Wrong. Ha! You know nothing of what we do!
Connor Stoll: Not for long! As soon as we get a chance to put the camera in, we'll -
Travis Stoll: CONNOR!
Connor Stoll: What?
Travis Stoll: Why did you tell them? Why? I told you not to tell anyone! Anyone!
Connor Stoll: About the camera?
Travis Stoll: Yes, the camera! The awesome plan that you just messed up!
Annabeth Chase: Camera? Camera? Oh, no, you don't. If I see any trace of a camera in or near our cabin...you'll be in for it.
Travis Stoll: Oh, very good, Connor. Thanks a lot. I really appreciate your efforts to ruin our plan.
Connor Stoll: You're welcome! I thought you'd be mad! It wasn't on purpose, but still, you're welcome! Should I tell them about the tripwire, too? Or should I keep that a surprise?
Travis Stoll: That was sarcasm, idiot! Ever heard of it? And very good, Connor, you just gave away both our plans.
Connor Stoll: Sorry.
Apollo: Haha. Ha. Heh.
Connor and Travis
Just gave away a good plan
Haha, in their face!
Hephaestus: *Groans* Okay, I've had enough. I'm shutting this thing down.
A/N: I hope you liked it.