A/N - I actually have seen this pairing. It's...just wrong.
I don't own PJO. This shouldn't be news.
Chavis at Camp Half Blood: At Camp Half Blood, Travis Stoll, demigod son of Hermes, and Chiron, centaur, have been dating.
Travis Stoll: Seriously? Seriously? I thought you guys were joking about that!
Lacy: No! Not joking!
Travis Stoll: Yeah, I've gathered that. You clearly -
Lacy: Well, duh.
Travis Stoll: Why me? Why not Connor?
Lacy: Connor isn't dating Chiron, that's why!
Travis Stoll: Neither am I! Connor would date him long before I would!
Connor Stoll: Hey, the age gap's a bit smaller for you.
Travis Stoll: He's two millennia older than I am!
Chiron: What's...what's this all about?
Travis Stoll: Those crazy -
Piper McLean: We found out your secret.
Chiron: Secret? What secret?
Travis Stoll: The article! Read the article, Chiron! Oh, the article...
Chiron: Um, yeah, about the article...
Travis Stoll: So you did read it?
Chiron: I always read the articles. I'm just not stupid enough to engage in the forum discussion. I thought it'd keep me out of discussion. But clearly it didn't...
Connor Stoll: Ha! Chavis! Travis and Chiron, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Chiron: Excuse me, Connor, but if you haven't noticed, I'm a centaur, and as a result, it is quite difficult for me to climb trees.
Connor Stoll: Whatever.
Lacy: We found out your secret!
Chiron: Lacy, where did you get your evidence?
Lacy: Look at last week's discussion! Travis loved Katie because he was pranking her, right? Well, Travis pointed out that he pranks you, too! So, conclusion drawn!
Chiron: Why do you think that because he pranks someone, he must love them?
Lacy: He's getting their attention! Chiron, we know everything about these tactics...
Chiron: That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Well, not counting the time Zeus told me that Eros shot...never mind.
Lacy: Eros! He's our half brother, guys! He's awesome! I wish Mom would give me a magic bow and arrow...
Chiron: The point is, Travis pranks everyone. Does that mean that he loves everyone?
Travis Stoll: Please, Chiron, that's how we got to this article, don't go down that road...
Chiron: Oh. I see. Sorry.
Athena: Seriously, people? You let them basically take over the forum for two weeks straight?
Aphrodite: We're improving the newspaper, Athena.
Athena: Oh, yes. Sure you are.
Aphrodite: I'm glad you agree. I thought for a second that you were daring to argue with me.
Athena: Ever heard of sarcasm? I am most definitely arguing with you!
Aphrodite: Arguing with me?!
Athena: Must you have six question marks and six exclamation marks? Yes, I am arguing with you.
Aphrodite: People like our articles! Don't be a party-pooper, Athena.
Athena: Don't be a party-maker. Parties are the most obnoxious, time-wasting -
Dionysus: Obnoxious? Time wasting? Watch your words, Athena. You did not just call parties obnoxious and time wasting. I know you did not just -
Athena: In my opinion, Dionysus, parties -
Dionysus: Athena, how in Hades could you think that -
Athena: Parties almost never have trivia contests, I can say that much!
Dionysus: That's not important! They almost always have wine, and that's what matters!
Athena: Why? So you can get drunk?
Dionysus: Yes!
Athena: Hades, Dionysus, it's very hard to study and read when you're drunk!
Dionysus: Who cares? Di immortales, Athena, do you really think that any other god cares to read at all?
Athena: I -
Aphrodite: Athena! Dionysus! Language!
Hades: Oh Zeus! Parties are best when there's no wine and no trivia contests! But - oh Zeus! That never happens!
Zeus: What do you want?
Hades: I want you all to stop cursing using my name!
Chiron: Yeah, and I want you all to stop talking about...what was it? Chavis!
Hermes: Shipping, you mean.
Chiron: Excuse me?
Hermes: In proper speak - like, here we all is, in dis forum, shipping Chavis, señora Travis Stoll and señora centaur, happily evah aftah - we call it shipping. You believe in Chavis, you ship Chavis. See?
Chiron: What?
Hermes: Uh? Did I get you with my proper speak?
Chiron: ...?
Hermes: Shipping. Like, I do not ship Chavis because I would prefer it if my son was not married to a centaur, you know. Because that would be weird.
Travis Stoll: Trust me, Dad, I have no plans to marry a centaur.
Connor Stoll: Just admit it, Travis.
Travis Stoll: How can I admit it if it isn't true?
Demeter: This. Is. Weird. Chavis? Huh?
Hermes: Oh, joy. Why don't you join us, Demeter?
Demeter: That's what I'm doing, obviously. And...what...this article...Chavis? Really, Chiron... Well, as long as Katie's off the hook, I'm happy.
Hermes: Are you kidding? It would be so much better if Travis was with Katie, and not that old centaur...
Travis Stoll: Dad! I'm not dating either of them! Just because they wrote an article saying I am does not mean -
Aphrodite: There's no use denying it.
Chiron: My friends...could you kindly accept that I am not dating Travis, and that that is simply an absurd thought?
Lacy: Aw, come on...you're no fun.
Chiron: Please, Lacy.
Lacy: Fine. No Chavis. However much I wish there was. You need some love, Chiron.
Chiron: I'm good, thanks.
Lacy: Fine...
Chiron: So, no more articles about me, okay?
Lacy: Fine...
Chiron: Swear. On the river Styx.
Lacy: I swear on the river...Styx.
Chiron: Good. Anyways, I'm off.
Hephaestus: And there he goes.
Travis Stoll: No Chavis! None! Never! Nope! None!
Connor Stoll: Chavis. Ha.
Travis Stoll: Yes, hilarious. Now, kindly shut up.
Hephaestus: Um, now that one of the subjects of the discussion has logged off, I believe it is time to shut the forum down.
Travis Stoll: Yes! Please do.
Hephaestus: All right, then.