A/N: Sorry for the delay. All credit to DaughterofSelene.
Thalio at Camp Half-Blood: At Camp Half-Blood, Leo Valdez, demigod son of Hephaestus, and Thalia Grace, demigod daughter of Zeus and lieutenant of Artemis, have been dating.
Artemis: Wha - what?
Leo Valdez: Haha! Woo-hoo! I always knew that you -
Thalia Grace: You knew that I what? Choose your choice of words carefully.
Leo Valdez: That you like - uh, that you like pie!
Thalia Grace: Pie? Interesting choice of words. At least this one has some truth in it.
Leo: Only some truth?
Thalia Grace: I don't eat pie very often. But that's not the point. Someone wrote this article - gee, I wonder who - and lied -
Leo: Lied? I thought you liked pie. You just said -
Thalia Valdez: This article, Valdez.
Leo: Hehe.
Thalia Valdez: Something wrong?
Leo: No! Nothing at all! Must...change...
Thalia: What did you do, Leo?
Leo: What's the fun in telling you...?...um...I mean...
Thalia: What?
Leo: What what? - Haha.
Thalia: Leo, what did you do?
Leo: I didn't - oh, yeah, Grace. Sorry.
Thalia Grace: Leo. Tell. Me.
Leo: Oh, yeah, uh, hehe...I...I sorta...left out your last name! Grace!
Thalia Grace: Left out my last name for what?
Leo: Oh...uh...um...ah, Thalia, I'm sorry, I...changed your username! Yes, that's right. I changed your username, and took out your last name.
Thalia Grace: I'm signed in as Thalia Grace right now, which is my name. Tell me! What did you do!
Leo: Oh...I thought I'd changed your username, but I guess I didn't...haha!
Thalia Grace: What the...
Piper McLean: Scroll up.
Thalia Grace: Sorry?
Piper McLean: He changed your last name to - um, I'll let you see for yourself.
Thalia Grace: *Scrolls up*
Piper: I guess I'll let you handle this.
Thalia Grace: LEO VALDEZ!
Leo: *Straightens tie* Yes?
Thalia Grace: We are not married! I would never marry you! I am a Hunter! And even if I wasn't, I still wouldn't marry you! You filthy, scummy son-of-a-Hephaestus! I am not your wife! My last name stays the same!
Hephaestus: Hold on, since when is it bad to be my son?
Thalia Grace: Proof right there!
Hephaestus: Right where?
Thalia Grace: Leo Valdez!
Leo: Yes?
Hephaestus: I don't see the problem with being my son.
Thalia Grace: Well -
Beauty Queen: Um, Thalia, he's a god, you know, so maybe it would be better if you didn't provoke him?
Thalia Grace: Oh, well, sorry if I offended you, Hephaestus. You just clearly didn't see what your son -
Hermes: I saw! Ooh! *Raises hand* I saw! Thalia Valdez! Great, great, Leo!
Leo: *Bows* Thank you. Oh, how I wish she -
Thalia Grace: Just so you know, I have a poisoned arrow strung right now, pointed at your neck. Just so you know.
Leo: Wha - wait, where are you? Aren't you, like, in the forest or something?
Thalia Grace: You're in the bunker, Leo. Right outside it, I mean. Your laptop is on a tree stump. We've set up camp closer than you think.
Leo: What?
Thalia Grace: That's right, Valdez. I'm watching you. And I have an arrow pointed at you. Want to say anything?
Leo: Huh?
Thalia Grace: Any...corrections to make?
Leo: That Thalia's last name is Val - um, Grace?
Thalia Grace: Not as a question.
Leo: Thalia Grace.
Thalia Grace: Better. Anything else?
Leo: Uh, we aren't dating?
Thalia Grace: Good.
Leo: So...what now?
Thalia Grace: Well, we start with having you kicked off of this forum.
Leo: Oh...um...
Thalia Grace: And then, we -
Leo: Shouldn't we tell Artemis first? Like, so you don't get fired?
Thalia Grace: I was about to do that. Hey, Artemis!
Leo: You still there?
Artemis: Am I still here? Of course I'm still here! Is it not obvious? You just accused my lieutenant of breaking her vow, and -
Leo: Hey, it was a false accusation.
Artemis: That's not an excuse!
Leo: Hey, she's off the hook!
Artemis: I don't care if this is a forum, boy, accuse a Hunter of such a...mistake, and your head will join my collection.
Apollo: Huh?
Sis, I didn't know
You had a head collection
That is dangerous
Artemis: They're animal heads, idiot. But this boy is most certainly an animal, and a domestic one at that.
Leo: Hey!
Aphrodite: Artemis, it would be a better insult to call him a wild animal. Ah! I can't believe I'm giving insult suggestions! Insults are not romantic at all!
Leo: Yeah! I'm a wild animal!
Artemis: No, you are most certainly a domestic. You are not worthy of being considered wild! Aphrodite, that is a better insult!
Aphrodite: I know! Thanks for taking my advice, Art...um, you did?
Artemis: Your suggestion was silly.
Aphrodite: Silly? You can't be serious! I am most certainly not silly! And "wild" is a very good insult. I'd hate to be called wild!
Artemis: Don't worry, you're even less worthy of being considered wild than he is, and that's saying something.
Aphrodite: Thanks!
Artemis: It was an insult, air-head. Don't thank me.
Aphrodite: But you said...I was not wild! That's a compliment, right?
Artemis: It was most certainly not a compliment.
Aphrodite: Wild is bad! Domestic is good!
Artemis: Your brain is inside out.
Aphrodite: You - you -
Artemis: Κεφαλή Αέρα (Auto-translate: Air Head)
Aphrodite: What -
Hermes: Someone fixed the auto-translate?
Hephaestus: It was never broken. We just shut of the Spanish Auto-translate the other week so we wouldn't have to watch it stumble over your nonsense.
Hermes: Me no hablar españish.
Mr. Spanish Teacher: You never do your homework, you never study, you never do anything! Remember the conjugation, Hermes? Let's say it together.
Hermes: No! Not here! I'll - I'll come over later!
Mr. Spanish Teacher: Did you complete pages 23 through 45? Exercises 1 through 6? Lesson Two?
Hermes: Uh...yeah! Yes, I did!
Mr. Spanish Teacher: We'll see about that later, Hermes.
Hermes: Oh...oops. Gotta go, people. Bye!
Artemis: As I was saying, "domestic" is a terrible insult.
Aphrodite: I'd hate to be called wild! Πάντα εγχώρια! (Auto-translate: Always domestic!)
Artemis: Gah, domestic is for losers!
Aphrodite: "Wild" is terrible! Wild people - no love!
Artemis: Exactly! Άγρια πάνω από όλα (Auto-translate: Wild over all)
Aphrodite: Are you kidding? Αγάπη εγχώρια. (Auto-translate: Love domestic.)
Artemis: What -
Aphrodite: It's a pun! Now, even for you, domestic-ness is irresistible! Am I right? Oh, why do I even ask? Of course I am! Haha!
Artemis: Old ladies never make any sense.
Aphrodite: Old?
Artemis: Yes. You're in the form of a middle-aged lady, while I am in the form of a teenager. A pre-teen!
Aphrodite: A young lady, Artemis!
Artemis: Far older than my form.
Aphrodite: I -
Hephaestus: I hate your arguments, you two. Go argue in the park or something. I'm shutting this forum down. Bye.
A/N - Who do you agree with here - Artemis or Aphrodite?