A/N: I don't own PJO. Jimanji the Dragon owns this idea.

Everyone Can Annoy Zeus: Yesterday, Lord Zeus announced that everyone on Olympus was capable of annoying him.

Zeus: I swear, it's true.

Demeter: Hey, guys, I'm selling free coupons here. For cereal. And I'd like to announce that tonight there's a big cereal all-you-can-eat banquet. It's in front of Hebe's temple.

Zeus: This proves my point.

Hebe: Wha - in front of my temple? Why my temple? I'm still recovering from that time I had to turn half the gods on Olympus into weasels just to shut them up!

Demeter: Well, I'm sorry. But you have the biggest open area!

Hebe: Because youths love open areas!

Demeter: And they'll love my cereal banquet.

Hebe: You are not having a cereal -

Zeus: You two are annoying me. Is that what you practice all day every day? Hmm? Is it?

Demeter: What? No!

Zeus: Well, you are quite skilled at it.

Demeter: *Pouts*

Hermes: Heyheyhey, guys! Today's the 40% discount on the Hire Hermes and Prank Lord Zeus project!

Zeus: Sorry?

Hermes: Any takers? Now only four drachma, 'cause I'm happy to -

Zeus: Hermes?

Hermes: Oh, you want to - erm, sorry, what?

Zeus: Something about -

Hermes: What - no! I'd never do that!

Zeus: Uh-huh.

Apollo: Hey, guess what!

My name's Apollo

I am the best haiku-er

I am so awesome!

Zeus: Please, no haikus.

Apollo: Oh, hi!

Hello, hi Lord Zeus!

How are you doing today?

Do you like haikus?

Zeus: No. I don't!

Apollo: Great!

Today is the day

To honor Apollo and

His awesome haikus

Zeus: Please, no more.

Apollo: Sorry, but I'm the god of poetry!

I am the god of

The best art ever, which is

Haikus

Zeus: Please. Please, no more haikus.

Apollo: They're good!

I am the god of

Haikus haikus yay yay yay!

Yay yay yay yay yay!

Artemis: Oh, man, seriously?

Zeus: No! NO! Might as well send me to Tartarus, Apollo!

Apollo: Ooh, Tartarus?

I know all about

Tartar - tartar - tartarus

Tartar - tartarus

Zeus: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Apollo: Ooh!

Zeus is making weird

Sounds, must be because he's weird

He's so he's so weird

Zeus: Apollo, make a smart decision, and shut up.

Apollo: That's mean!

Zeus just told me to

Shut up, and that's not not nice

Not nice not not nice

Zeus: I'm steaming here, Apollo...

Apollo: Steaming?

Zeus is stea - steaming

He he is steaming steaming

He he is steaming

Artemis: Apollo, do you want to get him mad?

Apollo: Mad?

Zeus is mad? He's mad?

I did not know Zeus was mad.

I did not not know

Artemis: Kindly shut up, Apollo.

Apollo: Ooh! Artemis said the SH word! Ooooooooh!

Artemis said a

Very very bad, bad word ooh ooh!

She said SH word!

Artemis: What the...

Apollo: Bad word!

Artemis said the

SH word she is a bad

Bad, bad, naughty girl!

Artemis: Apollo, you're being ridiculous!

Apollo: Because you cursed!

Artemis just cursed

At me she said a bad word

Oooh, she said a curse!

Artemis: You consider "shut up" a curse?

Apollo: Oooooh!

Artemis just said

The SH word yet again

Bad, bad, bad, bad girl!

Artemis: Go away.

Apollo: Meanie!

Artemis is a

Meanie, she is so, so mean

Told me "go away"

Artemis: *Rolls eyes*

Zeus: Gah! Hephaestus, remove Apollo from this discussion at once!

Hephaestus: Sorry?

Zeus: I said, cut Apollo's connection!

Hephaestus: Why?

Zeus: What did you just say?

Hephaestus: I asked why.

Zeus: Because I'm the Lord of the Sky!

Hephaestus: What's your point?

Zeus: My point is that when I tell you to kick Apollo off the forum, you obey me!

Hephaestus: Why do I obey you?

Zeus: Because I am the ruler here!

Hephaestus: I'm the ruler of the forum, actually. You can't tell me what to do here. I'm the boss here.

Zeus: gbjhkjhgdkud!

Apollo: :)

Zeus just got so mad

He banged on the keyboard, right?

Ha ha ha ha ha

Zeus: Hephaestus, I order you to -

Hephaestus: Leave me alone, Zeus. I'm trying to ignore the sound of your voice.

Apollo: Ooh!

Hephaestus got guts

Zeus ordered him, he said no

But still, I'm more cool

Zeus: gnjmnsmennw!

Hera: Zeus, Betta ran away.

Zeus: Who?

Hera: Betta. The ostrich!

Zeus: Ohhhh...

Hera: The one you turned into an ostrich. The one you were dating. Remember? The one you thought I didn't see you transform?

Zeus: Mm? Betta ran away?

Hera: Yeah. Hey, Zeus, was she the one who was afraid of birds?

Zeus: Hmm? Yeah. Took her birding once, she freaked out. She totally freaked.

Hera: I'm getting a bird right now.

Zeus: What for?

Hera: To hunt her down and bring her back here alive, so I can torture her to death.

Zeus: Why? She's beautiful. She's beaaauuuuuuutiiifuullllllllll...

Hera: She's really going to regret having found you.

Zeus: I can't imagine why she'd regret it.

Hera: She will regret it.

Zeus: Hera, now's not the time to mess with me -

Hera: I'm going to have the bird cut her limbs off.

Zeus: Sorry?

Hera: It's going to peck her to death.

Zeus: Hera!

Hera: And then I'm going to cut her dead body into -

Zeus: Grr...Hera, you'd better not -

Hera: - chunks. And then -

Zeus: You're mean! Betta never did anything to you!

Hera: Mm-hmm. And then I'm going to feed the chunks to my peacocks.

Zeus: You -

Hera: And then we'll see how you react.

Zeus: So, it's all to annoy me?

Hera: Mm...yes.

Zeus: Gee, so appreciative, Hera.

Hera: Zeus, gimme some ambrosia.

Zeus: Uh...what?

Hera: Gimme ambrosia! Now!

Zeus: Why d'ya want ambrosia!

Hera: To eat! Ambrosia, didn't you hear me? NOW!

Zeus: See what I mean, people? Crazy!

Hera: Gimme ambrosia!

Zeus: Later!

Hera: Now! Ambrosia now!

Zeus: Gah! Fine! You're all proving my point!

Hera: Make sure the vendor roasts it with the barbecue first!

Zeus: Yeah, yeah, yeah! I'm off to serve Hera, looks like. Bye.

Athena: Um...

Apollo: Ooh!

Hera ordered Zeus

To get her ambrosia

She must be really hungry

Artemis: The last line was seven syllables!

Apollo: Sorry, Artemis, but the last line of a haiku is always five syllables.

Artemis: Yeah, well your last line was seven

Apollo: She must be really hungry? Five, Artemis. Sorry, it's five. Sorry, you're wrong. HAHA! Ar-te-mis was wro-ong, Ar-te-mis was wro-ong! HAHA!

Artemis: Count the syllables, idiot, and you'll find that I'm right.

Apollo: She must be real hungry. One, two, three four, five.

Artemis: No! It's she - must - be - rea - lly - hun - gry. That's seven, genius.

Apollo: I'm a genius? Hey, guys, I'm a genius! A genius! Do I get an award? An award! Artemis's gonna give me a genius award!

Artemis: *Facepalm*

Hephaestus: I think we should shut this down before anything else...happens. Bye, guys.

A/N: Note to PianoPrincess: Sure, you can to a story on the mini-Olympics.