A/N: I'm really sorry. I went away for a few weeks. I thought I'd be able to post this chapter before I left, but I wasn't able to.
I don't own PJO.
Hermes Introduces Fanfiction: Last week, during the gods' annual meeting, Hermes persuaded the gods of Olympus to write for the mortal site of Fanfiction.
Hermes: This will be awesome.
Athena: Yes! Finally, you will be able to improve your terrible writing!
Hermes: Hey! That's not very nice.
Athena: It's true. I mean, just look at Aphrodite's casual writing.
Aphrodite: huhuhuh? srry athena what was taht?
Athena: See?
Aphrodite: see what? my riting? my riting is good. its good athna! dont critizese!
Athena: I can't even read that.
Hephaestus: I could install an Aphrodite-to-English translation. Or an Aphrodite-to-Greek.
Aphrodite: huhuhuhuh? u meen u cant undrstnd me? i rite well waht u talkn bout?
Athena: Can't you write formally?
Aphrodite: sure i can bt my kids tot me how ta rite dis way. its fatter n eeseer.
Hermes: *Giggles*. You do realize you called this fatter?
Aphrodite: ur ridicalis.
Hermes: Huh?
Hephastus: I've installed the Aphrodite-to-English translator!
Hermes: Aphrodite just called me "ridicalis". Any idea what that means?
Aphrodite: ur ridicalis ta say i sed it wuz fatr. i sed fastr! (Auto-translate: You're ridiculous to say I said it was fatter. I said "faster"!
Hermes: Ooooohhhhhh. Oh, okay. But I'm not ridiculous. You are, Aphrodite.
Aphrodite: tats ridicalis hrmes i sed fastr cuz it iz not fatr ur ridicalis (Auto-translate: That's ridiculous, Hermes. I said "faster" because it is not fatter. You're ridiculous)
Hermes: Whatever. Anyways, we're all now writing for fanfiction! Yay!
Aphrodite: watevr (Auto-translate: Whatever.)
Hephaestus: So, I made a mini-archive. It'll only show our stories. But we can still read other stories, and mortals can read our stories.
Hermes: Great. Awesome. Do demigods' stories go in our archive?
Hephaestus: Yeah.
Percy Jackson: You mean, I can write stories about how much Ares - erm, never mind.
Ares: I dare you to say it, punk! Then we'll see how high and mighty you are!
Percy Jackson: All right, all right, calm down...
Ares: Did you just tell me to calm down?
Percy Jackson: Um...maybe?
Ares: Punk, watch it, or you'll end up a Jackson stew.
Percy Jackson: Got it. Thanks for the warning.
Hermes: Back to the point!
Apollo: What point?
Hermes: Fanfiction!
Apollo: Oh, yeah. Oh, oh yeah. Fanny fiction. Fan - fic - tee - ohn.
Hermes: Uh...yeah.
Apollo: So, what about it?
Hermes: I dunno...any questions?
Apollo: Yeah. *Raises hand*
Hermes: Any questions, guys?
Apollo: I'm raising my hand, Hermes.
Hermes: Um, why?
Apollo: Because I have a question.
Hermes: So, why're you raising your hand?
Apollo: Because I have a question.
Hermes: But why are you raising your hand?
Apollo: I just said it twice.
Hermes: Said what twice?
Apollo: Why I'm raising my hand.
Hermes: No, you didn't.
Apollo: Actually, I did.
Hermes: Well, tell me again. Why are you raising your hand?
Apollo: Because I have a question!
Hermes: But...why raise your hand?
Apollo: You are seriously annoying me. I'm raising my hand because I have a question, okay?
Hermes: I got that. My question was, what does raising your hand have to do with anything?
Apollo: Um, it means I have a question. Haven't you gotten that by now?
Hermes: Yeah, but what does raising your hand -
Apollo: It's a time honored way of showing you have something to say.
Hermes: *Raises hand*
Apollo: Yeah?
Hermes: So, I can say what I want to say now?
Apollo: Yeah, sure.
Hermes: What's your question?
Apollo: Uh...I forget.
Hermes: *Raises hand*
Apollo: Yes?
Hermes: So, I went through all of that, and you didn't even have a question to ask?
Apollo: No, I had a question, but I forgot it.
Hermes: *Raises hand*
Apollo: What?
Hermes: You guys need to think up usernames.
Dionysus: Usernames?
Hermes: *Raises hand*
Dionysus: Just answer already. No need to raise your hand.
Hermes: Um, right. So, my username is UltimatePrankster. It's what I'll go by.
Apollo: Oh, so I could be...AwesomerThanTheSun?
Athena: Awesomer? That's not a word.
Apollo: Now it is.
Artemis: I think I'll be Moonlight Arrow. It has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
Thalia Grace: It does. What should I be?
Percy Jackson: Pinecone Face.
Thalia Grace: Seriously, Seaweed Brain, what should I be?
Percy Jackson: I'll be Seaweed Brain if you're Pinecone Face, and if Annabeth is Wise Girl.
Annabeth Chase: Are you serious?
Percy Jackson: Totally, Wise Girl.
Annabeth Chase: Fine, Seaweed Brain.
Percy Jackson: You will be?
Annabeth Chase: You'd better call yourself Seaweed Brain, then.
Percy Jackson: Only as a username. Thalia?
Thalia Grace: You annoy me.
Percy Jackson: Thank you.
Thalia Grace: It wasn't a compliment.
Percy Jackson: I know.
Thalia Grace: Whatever, Seaweed Brain.
Percy Jackson: I guess that's a yes.
Hephaestus: I guess I'll be MasteroftheForges.
Ares: Heeey Aphrodite, whaddaya think of ToughGuy? My username?
Aphrodite: I love it! What should I be?
Ares: ThePrettiest.
Aphrodite: I know, I know! I am!
Hephaestus: I say we discuss the rest of the usernames later. Right now, I think it's time to shut this forum down.
Athena: Agreed. I have things to do.
Hephaestus: Bye, guys, keep working on creating good usernames.
A/N - I've started another story about the gods writing stories on FanFiction. Please check it out.