A/N - Thanks you, The Jimanji, for this awesome idea.
Fanfiction Creates Leyna: The mortals of Fanfiction have written about the pairing of and love between Leo Valdez, demigod son of Hephaestus, and Reyna, demigod daughter of Bellona.
Reyna: What - WHAT?
Leo: Oh, ooh, man.
Reyna: Shut up! Who - who wrote this...thing?
Leo: Hey, this really isn't that bad of a scenario...
Reyna: What?
Leo: Um...nothing?
Reyna: Who wrote this article?
Leo: No idea. I'm guessing...Aphrodite?
Aphrodite: Wrong! But yes, it was my son. I'm so proud of him! He's truly following me on wonderful paths!
Reyna: Wonderful? This article, it says... It says that I'm in love with some dirty son of Hephaestus! How - who could ever think that I -
Leo: Whoa, hang on there. Dirty son of Hephaestus?
Reyna: Yes! Since when am I in love with this boy?
Leo: Since this article?
Reyna: I am not -
Aphrodite: You can admit it, Reyna! Everyone knows -
Reyna: Oh, so you've been feeding the public lies about me for some time?
Aphrodite: Lies? What lies? And I wasn't the one who wrote this article.
Reyna: Maybe not, but you support it. You believe in...what's it called? Leyna. I cannot believe that -
Hylla: Wow, Reyna, really?
Reyna: Don't believe everything you read, Hylla.
Hylla: No, but the idea is funny. You stooping down to his level.
Leo: You mean, her reaching up to my level.
Reyna: This is not funny.
Hylla: Actually, it sort of is.
Reyna: Hylla, some kid of Aphrodite wrote an article about me and this...
Leo: Mechanical genius?
Reyna: ...me and this dirty son of a Hephaestus.
Leo: Dirty son of a Hephaestus?
Reyna: Yes.
Leo: That's not very nice.
Reyna: Oh, but it's nice of this kid to write libel about me and some son of Hephaestus?
Leo: Some son of Hephaestus? Not just some son of Hephaestus. The son of Hephaestus.
Reyna: That's not the point!
Leo: It's...not? Oh, good. Because it was an insult.
Reyna: An insult? That by no means compares to the insult written by Aphrodite's son.
Aphrodite: Insult? It was a beautiful article, not an insult.
Reyna: A beautiful article? How -
Hermes: Haha! Aphrodite, your son was on Fanfiction?
Aphrodite: He got an account, just as we all did!
Hermes: Woo-hoo! I never thought the spirit would travel to so many demigods as well as gods!
Aphrodite: I can't wait to see what he writes about!
Reyna: Well, tell him this: if he writes one word about me, I'll find him.
Leo: Ooh, scary.
Reyna: Shut up.
Leo: Okay. I'm terrified, so I'll obey.
Reyna: I'm seriously considering calling Octavian to use you as his next sacrifice. And that's if I can't gut you myself.
Leo: Whoa, whoa, calm down.
Reyna: Calm down?
Leo: Um...yes?
Reyna: Don't tell me to calm down. I have perfect reason to not be calm.
Hylla: I must agree.
Leo: Hey, weren't you just on my side?
Hylla: On...what?
Leo: Um, before, it seemed like you were on my side...sort of.
Hylla: Why would I be on your side?
Leo: Um... I don't know, it just seemed like you were.
Hylla: I was never on your side. Just because I was teasing my sister doesn't mean I was on your side.
Leo: Oh.
Aphrodite: Ooh! Maybe we should do Hyllo!
Hylla: It's Hylla, actually.
Aphrodite: No, not your name. It could also be Lella, I suppose... No, that's bad. Hyllo's better.
Hylla: Sorry?
Athena: She's trying to find a portmanteau.
Hylla: What for?
Leo: Portmanteau? What?
Hylla: It means a combination of words. Whyever Aphrodite's trying to combine our, names, though, I don't know.
Aphrodite: Hyllo's good.
Hylla: What?
Aphrodite: You and Leo! Excellent pairing, wouldn't you agree?
Hylla: Me and...Leo? You're crazy. How could you actually think -
Aphrodite: Intelligent is the word, actually.
Athena: *Snorts*
Aphrodite: What? You don't think I'm intelligent?
Athena: Not really.
Aphrodite: That's not very nice.
Athena: It's the truth. Would you prefer I lied and said you were intelligent?
Aphrodite: ...Lied?
Athena: Yes. You know the meaning of the word?
Aphrodite: I think.
Athena: Would you prefer I lied and said you were intelligent?
Aphrodite: Intelligent? Like, smart?
Athena: Yes. Would you prefer that?
Aphrodite: I would, yeah.
Athena: *Rolls eyes* Figures.
Aphrodite: I'm, like, the smartest goddess. No contest.
Athena: Uh-huh. Sure.
Aphrodite: Well, I did realize that Reyna and Hylla would both be great with Leo Valdez.
Reyna: I am not with Leo, and I would not be great with him! You have no brain if you really think -
Aphrodite: Watch it. I can screw up your life.
Hylla: Still, Aphrodite, I have to say that I have no intention of dating Leo. And I don't think Reyna does, either.
Aphrodite: But...Leyna! I love it! And Hyllo, too!
Hylla: Oh, shut up.
Aphrodite: You can't tell me to.
Hylla: Go away, then.
Aphrodite: But -
Reyna: I've really had enough of this.
Hephaestus: Me, too. I'm going to shut the forum down now.