A/N: So, an article about Thalico, as requested by Castaway43. I don't own PJO. If I did, I wouldn't be writing on this fandom...
I believe it was my awesome reviewer The Jimanji who won the 200th Reviewer contest. Thanks!
In this chapter, Hades is...weird. For clarification, read chapter five of my other story, The Gods Discover Fanfiction.
Fanfiction Creates Thalico: On Fanfiction, mortals have written about the pairing of Thalia Grace, demigod daughter of Zeus and lieutenant of Artemis, and Nico di Angelo, demigod son of Hades.
Artemis: WHAT? Thalia is a Hunter! She knows not to - Thalia, is this true?
Thalia Grace: No, it is not. Don't believe a word of it.
Artemis: Oh, good. But who...Aphrodite.
Aphrodite: yes?
Artemis: You wrote this.
Aphrodite: i did. its grate rite?
Artemis: It is not! I will turn you into a jackalope!
Aphrodite: no achually u wont i tuk sum uv hrmez pil thigs.
Artemis: jhbnjmgc! Hermes and his stupid multivitamins!
Hermes: They aren't stupid! They've saved lives -
Hades: What? First they pair Nico with Perseus Jackson, and now with Thalia Grace?
Aphrodite: oh yes Perco! i shud totaly rite about that next!
Hades: No! Not Perco! Nico is so too good for Percy!
Percy Jackson: Hey! I'm -
Hades: Oh, you want to date my son?
Percy Jackson: No!
Nico di Angelo: Why are people so insistent on putting me in relationships? Can't they see I don't want to be in one?
Thalia Grace: No, they can't. If they could, they wouldn't have said that we should marry. No offense, Nico, but that's never happening.
Nico di Angelo: I just said I didn't want it to!
Thalia Grace: Good. So no one will be disappointed.
Nico di Angelo: No, I bet the mortals that started it will be quite disappointed.
Thalia Grace: Good point. But really, I don't care what they think. Clearly, their brains are weird. If they have any at all, that is.
Nico di Angelo: And Aphrodite will be disappointed, of course.
Thalia Grace: Good. She deserves it. She wrote this article, did she not?
Nico di Angelo: She did.
Aphrodite: uv CORS i rote dis articl. it wuz grate. mortlz all luv thalico. LUV!
Nico di Angelo: At least the mortals are better than Aphrodite.
Thalia Grace: I'd love to agree, but if they were smart, they'd realize that they'll only make us mad by writing weird stories about impossible pairings.
Nico di Angelo: You have a point.
Thalia Grace: I do.
Aphrodite: noooo no no no i hav a point not u thalicoz amazig!
Thalia Grace: I think she's drunk. Doesn't she know how to spell?
Percy Jackson: Well, I don't but Leo's installed this genius auto spell-check thingie.
Annabeth Chase: But "thingie" isn't a word, so he had to program that into the software. So it doesn't bother him about that now.
Leo: I'm amazing, aren't I. Did it to mine, too. Aphrodite, I'll install the spell check for a fee of one hundred gold drachmas...
Aphrodite: wuts a spel chek? i dont nede my spelig chekt. its prfict. wutr u tokking abaut?
Leo: Oh my gods, you totally need the spell check.
Aphrodite: i du NOT! u nede to get teh compyutr tu recogniz thalico as a wrd. kay?
Thalia Grace: It is not a word! And it isn't real, anyways!
Aphrodite: It is so real!
Leo: Look, Aphrodite, I just gave you a taste of spell check. Nice, isn't it? Consider my request...
Aphrodite: wut? i dont like it. not fun!
Leo: Whatever.
Aphrodite: thalico! thalico! thalico! thalicothalicothalicothalicothalicothalicothalico -
Nico di Angelo: Shut up.
Aphrodite: Aww...why?
Nico di Angelo: Because it's annoying.
Aphrodite: tu bad.
Nico di Angelo: I'm tempted to call on Leo for some of his...magic.
Leo: Magic? Oh...favors. Heehee. Okay, Nico.
Nico di Angelo: Thanks.
Leo: No problem. Wait...aha, got it.
Ugliest: u tu r acting sispishis.
Leo: Suspicious, you mean? Heeheehee.
Ugliest: wut - wuttid u do? evil litl boy! im not ugly im da prityist godis evr!
Leo: Clearly not.
Ugliest: chage my uzrnaym bak!
Leo: Hmm... Twenty golden drachmas for the change in username.
Thalia Grace: Don't forget to make her admit that Thalico isn't real. She just made it up.
Ugliest: hay i didnt mayk it up. da mortlz did dey rote about it on fanfikchin.
Hermes: Fanfiction.
Ugliest: wutevr
Athena: Whatever.
Ugliest: i dont need peepl crecting me
Athena: Then write in proper English.
Nico di Angelo: I like your new username, Ugliest.
Ugliest: im NOT da uglyist! mayk leo chage it bak!
Nico di Angelo: First admit that Thalico is false.
Ugliest: sware on da rivr stiks dat yull chage my uzrnaym back
Leo: I swear.
Ugliest: on da rivr stiks!
Leo: I swear on the River Styx to change your username back.
Thalia Grace: If you admit that Thalico isn't real.
Ugliest: it IZ reel! but fine, it iznt reel, now chage my uzrnaym back!
Thalia Grace: Repeat after me: Thalico isn't real. It's a lie. I was silly to have believed it.
Ugliest: i alredy sed it!
Nico di Angelo: With good writing. Word for word.
Ugliest: no!
Leo: Fine. You can stay "Ugliest" for all I care.
Ugliest: Fine!
Nico di Angelo: Remember: proper English. Word for word.
Ugliest: fine fine! Thalico isn't real. It's a lie. I was silly to have believed it. hapy now?
Nico di Angelo: Yes. Thank you.
Thalia Grace: Finally.
Artemis: I'm still going to turn you into a jackalope as soon as those cursed multivitamins wear off.
Aphrodite: but -
Hephaestus: Okay, ladies, no need for that. I'm shutting this forum down. Peace, people.
A/N: Yay, the Sea of Monsters came out yesterday! It'd better be better than the first. The reviews say it is, apparently, but they didn't say it was that great...
If you've read the Hunger Games, please vote on the poll on my profile page.
So, in a few days I'm going away, and I won't be able to update for two or three weeks.