A/N - Sorry about the wait.

Athena Creates Olympus University: After deciding that the intelligence levels of many residents of Olympus have dropped too low to ignore, Athena has created Olympus University. It will be open to all gods, as well as to other residents of Olympus, or of a species accepted by the gods of Olympus. Olympus University will open next week. Sign up today!

Athena: You guys really should sign up. You really need it.

Hermes: I'm busy enough without having to go to a university.

Apollo: I agree. I have better things to do than sit in a room all day, doing stuff.

Athena: Learning.

Apollo: Hey, I'm too busy. You do know that I have to drive my car across the heavens every single day?

Hermes: Oh, so you think you're busy? Do you have thousands of calls to answer? Tens of thousands of emails? Plus numerous of calls from the Olympus Ambrosia Service, or whatever it's called? I don't care if it's one drachma cheaper! It's clogging up my inbox.

Martha: Hey, Hermes, sorry to bother you, but you've gotten mail from the Ambrosia Service.

Hermes: I have enough ambrosia!

George: They ask that you don't complain about their offers.

Hermes: I can complain if I want to.

Martha: Okay, now you have two messages.

Hermes: *Groans* Let me guess - ambrosia, one drachma off?

George: Special offer, actually. Two drachmas off. Come on, Hermes, we can have a feast tonight! You can have your ambrosia, and catch some rats for us...

Hermes: Tell them no.

Martha: The last time we answered for you, they said you had to respond yourself.

Hermes: Gah! Later, later... See, guys, I'm busy. if I go to this university place -

Athena: Olympus University.

Hermes: Yeah, whatever. So, if I go there, my inbox'll keep collecting the mail. And it'll flood. Can't do it, sorry.

Athena: See? You need to take my writing class. The sentence needs a subject. You said, "Can't do it, sorry". You should have said, "I can't so it, sorry."

Hermes: I don't care. See? I shouldn't go.

Athena: Actually, you should go so you can learn to care.

Hermes: Aren't you helpful.

Athena: Thank you, I know I am.

Hermes: I was being sarcastic. I'd have thought you'd know what sarcasm is.

Athena: Oh, I do. But since I am helpful, I figured there was no chance of you being sarcastic when saying I am.

Hermes: Well, odd as it is, I was being sarcastic.

Athena: You're right, it is odd.

Hermes: I was being sarcastic again.

Athena: You say you're being sarcastic, but it is odd that you thought I wasn't helpful, so clearly you weren't being sarcastic.

Hermes: ...Huh?

Athena: I said, you said you were being sarcastic, but it was odd that you thought I wasn't helpful, so -

Hermes: English, please. Or Spanish. I know a lot now. Me knowo much españish now.

Athena: So you say.

Hermes: Hey! That was great Spanish!

Athena: Aren't you taking classes? That was the most pathetic attempt at the language I've ever heard.

Hermes: Hey!

Hephaestus: Calm down, you two. You guys have the pettiest arguments. Sarcasm? Spanish? Although really, Hermes, that was a really sad attempt.

Hermes: And there I was, for one happy moment, thinking that maybe you were on my side.

Hephaestus: I'm on Hephaestus's side. And whoever else's side I'm on.

Hermes: Oh, thanks. That's very helpful.

Hephaestus: Sarcasm, sarcasm. Always sarcasm. What's the point?

Hermes: You're sarcastic sometimes, too, you know.

Hephaestus: Doesn't mean I have to like it.

Hermes: You guys aren't making any sense.

Athena: If you go to the university, everything will make sense.

Hermes: Accept it, Athena. I'm not going to your silly university.

Athena: Silly? Hermes, you think learning how to not be Poseidon-level idiotic is silly?

Poseidon: Well, obviously it is - there's no improving when you're as smart as me.

Athena: Well, you're not smart. So learning to beat you in intelligence standards isn't hard, and it's very important. If one is dumber than you, Poseidon, they have serious problems.

Poseidon: Oh, shut up.

Athena: Is honesty forbidden?

Poseidon: That isn't honesty.

Athena: Are you calling me a liar?

Poseidon: Yes, I suppose I am.

Athena: I am not a liar. I speak only the truth.

Poseidon: Well, clearly you don't. You -

Hermes: Can you both please shut up?

Hephaestus: Good idea.

Hermes: That's a first.

Hephaestus: You having a good idea? Well, I guess I can't disagree with that.

Hermes: No! I meant you recognizing my amazing idea. All of my ideas are amazing, Hephaestus.

Hephaestus: Uh-huh.

Artemis: Well, he's smarter than Apollo is. You have to give him that.

Apollo: Hey!

I am so smart, Sis

You just don't even know 'cause

You aren't smart at all

Artemis: I'm smart enough to know that you're not smart. Only an idiot could find you smart.

Athena: Good set up.

Apollo: I am smart!

Artemis: See? He just proved my point.

Apollo: What point?

Artemis: The point that you're an idiot.

Apollo: How did I just prove that point?

Artemis: Scroll up.

Apollo: You're annoying me.

Artemis: And you're annoying me.

Apollo: Hephaestus, can you cut her connection?

Hephaestus: I can, yes.

Apollo: Thanks, man.

Athena: We're off topic. My university is highly recommended, and I suggest that you go there.

Hermes: I told you, I'm too busy!

Artemis: I have monsters to hunt, so I'm afraid I can't attend.

Apollo: Hephaestus! I thought you cut her off!

Hephaestus: I said I could cut her off. Not that I would.

Apollo: Come on! Cut her access! She's annoying!

Hephaestus: You're more annoying. Bye, Apollo.

Apollo: Hey! You can't jus

Hephaestus: Sure I can.

Artemis: Thanks.

Hephaestus: No problem.

Athena: Hephaestus, you're smart, but not too smart to go to Olympus University.

Hephaestus: I suppose you're the only person who is?

Athena: Not even I am too smart to go.

Hermes: But you aren't going.

Athena: Whenever did I say that? I'm a teacher. Some of my children as well as some others who I have found suitable will be assisting me.

Ares: Now I'm definitely not going.

Athena: Let's start with this: is anyone interested in coming?

Ares: No.

Artemis: Nope. Got things to do.

Hermes: There's a new nectar store thing, and I've got about a billion calls to return...can't, sorry.

Hephaestus: I'm pretty sure I've already said no. If I haven't, then: no.

Hera: No. Why would I?

Athena: To get smarter, obviously. So, no one wants to come? I suggest you change your minds. If you do, tell me. Hephaestus, I believe you may shut the forum down now.

A/N - That wasn't that successful, was it? For Athena, I mean.

I'll update in a few weeks, as soon as I can. Please review. Reviews motivate me. I only got two for the last chapter. Also, I need ideas. I have a few, but there's a severe shortage.