"So what do people usually call you? "He asked, looking at the title, confused that it said Jane Doe.
"I go by Jane, Jane Doe, Ms. Doe, whatever. Not my real name obviously, but then we can't all be as confident as you are now."
"You say that like I wasn't always myself." John looked at her, slightly miffed.
"I guess you must have forgotten your past, Mr. P." Cena blushed slightly, remembering his days in ovw.
"You may have everyone else here fooled, with this hustle loyalty respect crap, but honestly, man. Your hustle has always trumped your loyalty, so thanks for saying it first. Before you were the small town guy from Massachusetts, you were an amalgamate of robot and human, and you claimed you were from area 51 and were built in a lab somewhere. Your loyalty to your family was nowhere to be seen there. I'm not asking what your name is because I don't care."
Cena could feel his heart pounding in his chest. He had told no one that the whole Cena gimmick was as fake as the ones before it. "Um, if you don't think Cena is my real name, what are you going to call me?" he asked, wondering if she would guess his name.
She looked both ways before whispering, "I am going to call you Feels. Not because that's short for Felix, but because it Feels like you're lying to me."
Cena chuckled at the pun, but then put on a straight face when he saw his girlfriend approaching. Because of how softly she spoke, Cena had unknowingly stepped very close to her, within arm's reach in fact. Nikki saw her boyfriend standing this close to another woman, and immediately flew into a rage. Her already short fuse was lit as she stormed over and challenged the new champion to a match. The new champion looked her up and down, and then said. "Okay Malibu Barbie, I accept. Be sure to bring your stunt double." She walked away confidently, but the doubt in her still covered eyes showed all her fears.
The match went on without a hitch. In the first part of the match, the new champion managed to tear her opponent's clothing, so that when they went for twin magic, she did an abdominal stretch and showed the ref they had switched. He called for a disqualification, and Nikki stormed off.
The next week, Nikki stood in the ring and told the audience that the champion was trying to steal her man. She insisted that the champion apologize as she stood between her boyfriend Cena and her twin sister Brie.
The champion walked down to the ring smirking. "I will be more than happy to decimate you in the middle of this ring. I accept your challenge."
Nikki smirked, despite not knowing what decimate meant. "Okay then. I'm going to ruin you."
"No you won't. I am only here because of this." She held up her title. "When this is leaves me, I leave you. For good. I hope you come at me with all the vengeance and ire you can muster."
The confusion showed on her face even more as she tried to keep a confident smirk.
"Any last words, you copacetic imbecile?"
"Cop-"she began, the confusion showing fully on her face.
"Read a book!" the champion said imploringly as she stepped up to the ring. They all stepped forward to the ropes slowly.
"You should start with Doctor Seuss. You've already got kind of a theme going here." She stood before each of them and pointed as she spoke. "I will not eat, green eggs, and ham." She pointed to each of them as she dropped the mike and walked away. A loud snorting sound came from Cena as he tried not to laugh at the impromptu joke. The champion walked away as the crowd chanted Green eggs, and chuckled to herself.