I SWEAR TO THE BERK GODS THAT SCHOOL IS THE BIGGEST WASTE OF TIME. North made me go to school today, and I was texting my bae Hiccup from underneath my desk when my English teacher tOOk MY BAE AWAY AND NOW I JUST WANT TO JUMP OUT THE WINDOW. Some girls sit right behind me and the whole time they were talking about 'Fake people' and about how they'll 'Never trust anybody again'. Like I care random girls. LIKE I CARE. In front of me were some of the white boys. Yeah you know what I'm talking about. Basketball shorts EVERYWHERE. They were talking about how hot our English teacher was, and about how last nights hockey game went. Do people even watch hockey anymore? With no one sitting next to me because I'm that 'Main anime character', I just stare out the window like the mysterious Tsudere I am.
"Um... Excuse me?"
Looking back I see a small blonde girl staring at me. It kinda looks like she is about to cry?
"Uh, yeah? You need something?"
"No... I mean, yes! I need to talk to you... alone if that's okay?"
Oh no don't tell me. I'M A REAL ANIME CHARACTER? I do have the hair for it...
"Uhhh... Sure?"
We walk towards the back of the classroom where there isn't anyone around to overhear. At least this will be a fun story to tell Hiccup.
"There is no good way to tell this to you straight Jack..."
Hehehe straight. I hope she tells it to me homo then.
"But I've been meaning to ask you something for a while now..."
Oh no... Here comes the big confession. Wait how am I supposed to say no to this little girl? How caN I BREAK IT TO HER THAT I HAVE A-
"Will you be my fake boyfriend?"
Wait what?
"Ummm fake boyfriend?"
"I-I can explain! I'm just trying to get this one boy to be jealous so then they'll come running to me, you know?"
Okay this is a lot easier to deal with. I look closer at the girl before me, and I see the helplessness in her eyes. Looking genuine, I nod.
"I guess I can, but we have to have some ground rules and one secret. You have to PROMISE me that you'll keep them... okay?"
The girl looks up and squeals. She ends up jumping up and hugging me, to the point I'm trying to keep balance from all the extra weight that has been bestowed upon me. I look behind me to find the whole classroom is staring at us, and they start doing what they do best...gossiping. The girl whispers in my ear making my neck stand on ends.
"So, what are these ground rules and this secret?"
"Well, if you are able to you can come to my house after school. It isn't the safest here..."
She turns to the hormonal horde of acne and jumps off me.
"I can see that, and I am able too! See ya later Jackson!"
With that she sits down with her friends, and the friends start attacking her with questions. I sit back in my anime character seat waiting for class to end so I can get my bae back.
"...And so that's how I attained my boyfriend Jack."
Old Wrinkly and my father Stoick listened to me as I explained my relationship with Jack. The whole time I was blushing, and stammering as I went into my feelings towards him. At least Old Wrinkly let me sleep before I talked to them about it. It originally was just going to be Old Wrinkly, but I felt like my father should know too. They both listened to me, stopping to ask questions time to time, and I finally finished saying that he has helped me a lot in the past couple of months, and I do care about him a lot. Old Wrinkly just nods and smiles.
"I've always have been accepting, what about you Stoick?"
My Dad was staring at the ground most of the time I was talking, but when Old Wrinkly spoke he looked up and stared right at me. I can see a form of hurt in his eyes, and some confusion mixed with it.
"Aye I'll always accept you son. The main reason I was so angry with you most of the time was because you remind me so much of your mother..."
That's when I stood up and hugged my father for the first time in... forever. This was probably the scariest moment I've ever had, and I'm just glad he's okay with it. The whole time I was shaking with fear hoping he wasn't going to kick me out. Old Wrinkly joined in on the hug, and we stayed like that for a good minute. I stopped the hugging by pulling away slowly, and I smiled to show that I was in fact okay. They both smiled back.
"So son, will I be able to meet him soon?"
"Oh uh well... I was going to meet his family this weekend through Skype, so I guess you can meet him that way?"
"Would you like to spend the night again Old Wrinkly?"
"To meet my grandson's potential love, of course I will. That also means more family fun with many games of Candy Land!"
My Dad and I laugh at Old Wrinkly. Dad decided we needed the time together as a family so he called me in sick for school. It was Friday, so that meant pizza specials. I had a lot of Hawaiian pizza, and halfway through a game of Chutes and Ladders I get a text from Jack. I got smirks from Old Wrinkly and Dad when I pick up my phone to respond.
"What?"
Old Wrinkly beams.
"When you seen who it was your face went all soft. You really do like him."
I feel my cheeks heat up. Was it that obvious? I sent some texts back and fourth to Jack, but then he stops responding. He totally got caught by the teacher.
"So Hiccup, how is your, uh, game going?"
I stop staring at the cards in my hand to look up at my Dad.
"Really good. I haven't got beaten yet and Jack is also still in the game. I had to beat my friend Astrid though which was a shame, but I showed her who was the real MVP."
My Dad gave me a confused look. Oh right, he doesn't know gamer slang.
"MVP stands for Most Valuable Player. I'm in the this contest to see who is the best player in the game. Final three gets to go to Hawaii to face off each other which I think is cool..."
"Hear that Stoick? If Hiccup here gets that far we can go to Hawaii! Let's support him on this too. We will all benefit from this."
Dad looking very reluctant agrees. We sent up times where he can't disturb me, and in return I have to spend some time with him by learning some Viking heritage. Its kinda a win win for me, but I'm not going to say anything. It was nine when we decided we should hit the sack, but of course Jack has to call me.
"Yes Ja-"
"SO LIKE I HAVE A FAKE GIRLFRIEND AND SHE WANTS TO MEET YOU."
"Uh... what?"
"THIS GIRL. IS FAKE. I MEAN SHE IS FAKE SIGNIFICANT OTHER. PLEASE DO NOT HATE ME."
"Okay Jack breathe with me. IN... OUT."
After some breathing, Jack explains to me about his 'Anime Day' that he had. He started freaking out in the middle of it when he was trying to explain to me about his fake girlfriend, but I understood what was going on. A bit of me felt really jealous. Whoever this girl was had the ability to touch Jack. Something I'm not able to do...
"No."
"Uh what?"
"No. I don't approve of this girlfriend."
"Uh... but she is a fake one? Like I won't be-"
"If it's anything like the movies have taught me, it goes from simple holding hands to forced kissing. Therefore I won't let you have this 'Fake Girlfriend'. You haven't had your fist kiss right?"
"Yes but-"
"Then I shall be the one to take it. Tell this girl that your boyfriend doesn't approve of fake people."
I then hear him drop his phone. Is someone else with him?
"Oh uh, hi! This is Jack's friend Rapunzel! It's okay that you're not okay with it, but can I ask what did you say to make Jack have a nosebleed?"
Wait Punzie?
"Punzie is that you?"
"Wait... Hiccup? NO WAY YOU'RE JACK'S BOYFRIEND?"
So it turns out that Hiccup and Rapunzel know each other from SMITE. I never knew Rapunzel out of all people played video games, but hey the more gamers the more fun right? Hiccup did let Rapunzel be my fake girlfriend, because he knows that she wouldn't do anything like kissing until the '1,000th date' he put it. We talked on Skype for an hour until Hiccup had to go to bed. Blowing him a kiss goodnight, Rapunzel and I play Street Fighter IV until Emma interrupted us.
"Jaaaccckkk who is this?"
"Rapunzel, meet my brat of a sister Emma."
"Hello! Nice to meet you!"
Emma looks her up and down. Is she judging her?
"You're not cheating on Hiccup or anything... right?"
"Wha- OF COURSE NOT HICCUP IS MY BAE."
"Did you kidnap her then? You never have friends over... Like ever. This is a first."
Blushing I apologize for my sisters words. Rapunzel doesn't mind and since we now have three people in my room we switched to Mario Kart on the Nintendo 64. Now that's the best Mario Kart game. Eventually Rapunzel had to go home saying that her mother is really strict when it comes to curfews. I was getting ready for a Berk match when I heard someone entering the door... It must be Aster.
"ASTERRRRR."
I run down the stairs and when I see blue hair I stop. Standing next to Aster was a man with blue hair with a small gold ring earring on his right ear.
"Hey you must be Jack! I heard a lot of stories about you and Emma. You two are trouble makers... My kind of people!"
This is Sonic? Wow talk about jock strap. He gestures me a fist bump in which I return. Emma joins us and we all start talking about my sexuality, which was the weirdest thing ever. I showed them all a picture of Hiccup in which they all loved the freckles as much as I do. North joins in later and it felt... Like I finally have a place to call home.
This isn't even my final form for fluffiness.
faisyah865-Pretty much what he did there xD I'm glad you love my story so far :3
violets fire-This game isn't time consuming like other MMORPG. All your questions have been answered!
TsubasaKEI-I thought Sonic would be great to incorporate into this story so why not? Tis bootyful :3
coeur de lune-There shall be more of that in the future, but with this chapter no xD After family meetings there shall be a lot!
VDlovesbooks-Orange is the New Black is the greatest. Watch it if you haven't already! Do you Believe in Magic was the first thing that popped in my head too... And you'll find out towards the end why I named this GG :3
The boy katniss-I love you're idea! I'll squeeze them in later... I have read all the books and watch all the movies so far... And Haymitch is bae.
PainInSilence-Old Wrinkly shall be even greater later in this story... Hehehe
Guest-I felt pressured so I updated ;-;
4/9/15 UPDATE: I changed some of the story line in the first couple of chapters, added names to each chapter, and for author notes I centered them!
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