(Muppet*Vision 3D)
The 2 were sitting in a balcony with a dynamite plunger that would launch fireworks. The show was having it's big musical finale which was called 'A salute to all nations, but mostly America' which was being led by Sam Eagle. Small world like Puppets were firing cannons and playing Patriotic music
"Kids, the fireworks" shouted Sam
The kids pushed down on the plunger and fireworks were launched into the movie screen
"ooh, ah, ooh" shouted Statler from the other balcony
"Enjoying the fireworks?" asked Waldorf
"No your chair's on my foot" shouted Statler
The fireworks continued to go off in many bright colors. Waldo, the show's mischievous 3D muppet, hit a few fireworks like they were baseballs and launched them back towards the theater which exploded in bright colors. 1 firework was shot towards Rancis and Vanellope
"Look out" shouted Vanellope
The 2 jumped out of the balcony into the main theater as the rocket exploded
"That damn muppet almost killed us" said Rancis angrily
Things for the muppets on screen weren't any better, arrows and gunshots fired in all directions
"Hey watch this" said Waldo
He turned himself into a rocket, zipped past miss Piggy and tore of her statue of liberty dress, and fired himself into the penguin orchestra in the theater, thus starting a fire before turning back to normal and flying back in the screen
"Stop the movie, Stop the movie chef" shouted Sweetums as he ran out a door that led between the screen and the actual theater
"You'll hear from my lawyers" shouted Miss Piggy Angrily
Rancis and Vanellope ran towards the penguins with a bucket of water
"Don't worry penguins, we'll save you" said Rancis
Rancis, Vanellope, and Sweetums each poured a bucket of water over the penguins, but that only made them mad. The penguins raised a cannon out of their trench and loaded it
"Take it easy, we're sorry" said Vanellope
The penguins weren't listening, they lit the cannons fuse
"Duck kids, Duck" shouted Sweetums
The kids ran behind some seats to take cover. Waldo turned himself into a duck
"Not you, them, LOOK OUT!" shouted Sweetums
The cannon fired past the theater towards the movie's projection booth. It hit the projector and the film started to stutter. Waldo was the only thing that got out of the movie, he flew in front of the screen
"Those penguins just ruined the film" said Vanellope shocked
"I still don't understand how this works" said Rancis
"At last i'm out of this silly film" said Waldo happily
Swedish chef wasn't happy one bit. He loaded a shotgun and fired at Waldo but kept missing, only blowing holes in the screen
"Hey what're you shooting at me for it was the kids and the penguins" said Waldo
Chef ran out of bullets, Waldo turned into a target and mocked Chef
"You couldn't hit me with a-
Waldo's eyes widened when he saw what Chef had now, a cannon
"Cannon, hey everybody, he's got a cannon" shouted Waldo before ducking into a hole on the screen. Rancis and Vanellope ducked for cover as the cannon fired. Bricks flew into the theater along with debris. Rancis and Vanellope got out from behind their seats and saw the huge hole in the building that park guests were looking at
"Everyone ok in here? That was some explosion" said Sweetums
"We surrender We surrender" said Statler and Waldorf who were waving white flags in their balcony
Kermit the Frog rode into the damaged theater on a fire truck
"Well Ladies and Gentlemen, i'd like to apologise for our slight technical difficulties. But i do wish to assure you that no one was hurt and this theater suffered only, minor damage. So thank you very much for coming to see this demonstration of muppet vision technologies and enjoy the rest of your stay and come see us again sometime" said Kermit before the curtain closed in front of Kermit
Waldo flew out from behind the curtain and turned himself into mickey mouse
"They'll never recognize me now, forward ha" said Waldo in Mickey's voice
A vacuum tube came out of the curtain and sucked Waldo back in as the Muppet show Theme song started playing over the ruined theater
"What a cute ending" said Bean Bunny before hopping back through the door into the screen
"So what do you think?" asked Statler
"Do we have time to go to the bathroom before the next show?" asked Waldorf
"We can't go" said Statler
"Why?" asked Waldorf
"We're bolted to the seats" said Statler
The 2 old muppets laughed before a curtain covered their balcony
Rancis and Vanellope got ready to leave until kermit the frog stopped them
"Excuse me, little boy and girl" said Kermit
"Hey Kermit, what's up?" asked Vanellope
"Well first off i'd like to say thank you for coming to see our show, and second, here's 2 brooms, i'd like you to help clean up this theater" said Kermit giving them 2 brooms
"What? You're making us clean up the mess, why?" asked Vanellope
"Well you're the ones who launched the fireworks that blew up the theater" said Kermit
"That wasn't our fault, it was the blue guy" said Rancis
"Yes but still you launched the fireworks, i'm sorry. But i will give you 2 free fastpasses for 1 ride of your choice in the park if you clean" said Kermit
The 2 kids muttered angrily to themselves before sweeping up the bricks
"Stupid 3d muppet" said Vanellope angrily to herself
"Stupid Chef and his cannon" said Rancis angrily to himself
Swedish chef yelled something in gibberish at Rancis
"He can hear you" said Kermit