A/N: I don't own MI! I do own Renny, Hank, Hector, and all my other crazy OCs. ON WITH THE STORY!

Renny's P.O.V.

After work, Randall asked, "How are you going to set up poker night, anyway? More magic?"

"No," I answered, "We're going to use my kitchen table. It's big enough to sit five people, and only four monsters are at every poker night: Marie, Hex, Fang, and me."

"And I suspect I have to stay invisible all throughout the night?" He was crossing all his arms as he asked this. I could tell he didn't want to.

"So you do want monsters to find you, and turn you in? 'Cause that would be bad. I'd get arrested for harboring someone who was banished!"

"Actually, a jury didn't sentence me. You, Wazowski, and Sullivan did," I could hear the anger and hate in his voice. He did have a point.

"I am sorry for that, and I regret it…sorta," I shrugged.

"Sorta?!" Randall almost yelled, "You threw me into a door, and I was almost immediately beat by a human with a shovel!"

"Shovel?" I questioned. That vision I had in the door vault…that was real? "They thought you were an alligator…" I whispered, sitting on the couch.

"Yes. How did you know that?" Randall asked, sitting next to me.

"I don't know," I told him, burying my head in my hands, "I-I just do."

"Renny-," There was a knock at the door.

"Ren! Open up!" My sister's voice yelled.

I took my head out of my hands and stood. I walked to the door, mouthed, "Turn invisible," to Randall, Randall turned invisible, and I opened the door, smiling. "Hex!"

"Renny! Oh gee! Look at this diamond!" She showed me her left hand and I saw a big diamond on her finger.

"Dang. Big rock," I commented.

"I know! It's huge!" Hex giggled, "Just like something else of his."

"W-what?" I spit out, turning red in embarrassment.

"His house! It's enormous!"

I let out a sigh of relief and brought her inside my apartment. "Come in, come in!" I pulled her inside, and she kicked the door closed behind her.

Five minutes later, after we had cleared my dinner table and pulled it out some more, there was another knock at the door. Hex walked over to the door and greeted, "Fang, Marie! Good to see you two!"

"You too Hex," I heard Fang say.

"Big rock," Marie commented, chuckling.

"It is, isn't it?"

As the three continued talking near the front door, I was looking for my playing cards. "Renny," Randall whispered, his mouth appearing next to me.

"Yep?"

"I was just wondering, who are they?"

"Who are-," I turned around and saw who he was talking about. I glanced back to where Randall's mouth was, and saw he had closed his mouth up, making him fully invisible again.

"Renny! Good to see you, future sister-in law!" I was picked up and squeezed.

"Hey Hank," I greeted, trying to breathe. Hank let go of me and I was immediately kissed, on the lips, by Hank's younger brother, Hector. When I was let go by the bigger monster about twenty seconds later, I felt ready to throw up.

I made gagging noises and pretended to vomit. "Sick! Repulsive! Disgusting! There are NOT enough word to describe how GROSS that was!" I rubbed my lips. "NEVER do that to me again, or there will be HECK to pay!"

Hector chuckled and grabbed me around the waist, pulling me close to him. "Come on babe, just a little kissy for Hecky?"

I struggled out of his grip, slapped him across the face, and ran to my room, closing and locking the door behind me. I heard three more slapping sounds, and, after a few minutes, Hex's voice say, "Come on Renny, he was only messing around."

"He wasn't trying to be a jerk," Hank tried to convince.

"I don't like him," Marie countered.

"Me neither. Hector's a a-hole," Fang commented, "And don't worry, Renny."

"But we can work it out!" Hector yelled.

SLAP!

"Ow! No one hit me that time! Why did I feel a slap?"

I let out a chuckle and smiled. "Renny, can you just come out? I promise I'll tie Hector up," Hank called to me.

"Okay. Duct tape's right above the sink," I replied. A few seconds later, I heard my cupboard open, close, duct tape being pulled, ripped, Hector say, "No! No! Mm! Mm!", and some thumping.

"Alright, open up. Hector is tied up on your couch, and shall not kiss you nor any other girl," Hank called.

I heard muffled yelling, so I unlocked the door, opened it, and told them, "You are all awesome, and I can't wait for you to be my brother in law."

"Aw! Come here!" Hank grabbed me and pulled me into a tight hug. Since he was somewhat shorter than me, it was a bit awkward. Thankfully, the hug only lasted five seconds.

"So, who's ready for poker?" Fang asked.

"I think we all are. And, Hank, since you don't know the rules, you should know we don't play with poker chips," I informed him.

"Why not?"

"We don't think of giving each other money," Fang answered, shrugging.

"Then what do you use?"

-Itty Bitty Time Skip…OF DOOM! -

"Cheese puffs. You use cheese puffs," Hank laughed, "How do you tell the difference between each chip amount?"

"Simple. A drop of food dye on each puff," Marie answered, smiling.

"You girls are odd."

"Yep! That's just the way we like it," Fang chuckled.

"Fold," Hex said a few minutes later, placing down her cards.

"Ditto," Marie dropped her cards on the table.

"I lose," I shrugged, placing my cards down.

"Stupid cards," Fang growled.

"I win!" Hank was tackled by Fang.

"She loves winning poker," I mumbled.

"Why does someone always get tackled and strangled during poker night?!" Marie asked.

"Fang, stop it! I want to get married you know!" Hex and I attempted to pull Fang off of Hank. It took a few pulls, but we managed to get her off…by the force of tickling.

"Okay! Okay! Uncle! Uncle!" Fang yelled, still laughing.

"We aren't tickling you anymore," Hex told her.

"True," Marie shrugged.

"Now stop laughing before I get my ice water," I said calmly. With that, Fang stopped laughing and ran out yelling, "Gotta go Renny! Don't want to get soaked by that bucket!"

"Everyone's scared of the ice water bucket," I smirked.

"Come on, it's getting late," Hex said to Hank.

"Yeah. I'll grab my idiot brother," Hank grabbed Hector, threw Hector over his shoulder, and walked out of my apartment with Hex. I heard Hank call, "I don't want the cheese puffs!"

"Can I have them then?" Marie asked.

"Go ahead," I shrugged, "You always eat them anyway."

"Yay!" Marie grabbed up all the chips and ran out my front door, "Later Renny! See you next week! Fang's place!"

"Right!" I yelled, closing the door. I gave a small sigh as I started to clean my kitchen table.

Randall appeared next to me, and I said a quick, "Thank you, Randall."

"Oh? For what?"

"Slapping Hector. What else?" I smiled.

"As far as you know, I did nothing of the sorts," Randall had crossed all his arms.

"Sure," I giggled, "But if you ever find out who did, can you give him this for me?"

I turned around and gave Randall a big, quick hug. I let go of him, and quickly walked to my room.

A/N: FUDGE! Enough said.

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