Hey there people! this time I have nothing to complain about so here is the next chapter...

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Questions X Forest X Snake

"My name is Ibiki Morino and I will be Hokage one day!...I mean I'm the proctor for this exam, now let explain the rules..." said Ibiki.

Naruto looked bored and the worst was that Sakura was beside him "This isn't my day" mumbled the blonde.

Hinata was listening Ibiki talk about the rules, but all her attention was on sending deadly glares to a certain pinky head for being so close to her man "If she tries to hit him on the head, glance at him, or even think his name, I´ll kill her, after cutting her stupid hair...hehe" Hinata started giggling at all the possibilities to make Sakura suffer.

Kurama who was inside his seal, heard Hinata's thoughts and chuckled "Hey kit, looks like your mate is thinking something very funny, and at the same time...it kind of creeps me out"

Naruto turned to look at Hinata, she looked at him too and waved her hand, Naruto winked at her and... Ibiki yelled at the.

"What do you think this exam is little maggot? do you think you can come and flirt with each other?" yelled trying to scare Naruto and Hinata.

Naruto just looked at him and then to the window with a bored expression, while Hinata yawned and played with her blindfold.

Ibiki was pissed off, but he tried to hide it "Alright then you heard the rules now you can start"

Kurama started telling Naruto all the answers, Hinata used her Byakugan to copy on the test, Fu used a beetle that apparently had come from nowhere and was attached to her, and thanks to the Kabutomushi she could talk with bugs.

Shino was a little pissed off because one of his allies apparently stopped communicating with his queen. oh he would find that little traitor...

Anyway Kiba was using Akamaru and looking at Hinata at the same time.

Shikamaru...well he was being Shikamaru, Ino used her jutsu to copy from others, Sasuke used his Sharingan to copy from Gaara who was using a sand eye to get the answers.

Tenten used some ninja wires to move mirrors on the ceiling helping Lee with the test, even though she liked Neji, she had dignity enough to not help him.

Neji was copying with his byakugan, and he was annoyed because Tenten didn't consider him "worthy" of her help on this test, right now he felt jealous of Lee, but he wouldn't give her the satisfaction of a reaction (hey I made a rhyme!)

After an hour had passed Ibiki decided that it was time for the last question "Alright maggots, I want all your pens down and your attention on my face!"

"But I will have nightmares scratchy face!" answered Naruto with a horror face, everyone laughed and Ibiki just got even more pissed off.

"You are an annoying brat" mumbled Ibiki "Well whatever, this last question will decide if you are ready for the next test or not, if you decide to take the question and get a wrong answer then you will fail and if you fail, you will never be able to participate on another chunin exam"

Everyone went on an uproar and a lot of people were already deciding to quit.

"What are you talking about? there are people that already took this exams three times!" yelled Kiba.

"Well they weren't tested by me, just your luck" answered Ibiki with a smirk "Now if you don't want to risk your chances then just raise your hand and everyone on the team will be suspended, but you will participate on the next exam"

Sakura was about to raise her hand when she felt Sasuke's eyes on her, she turned around and saw him glaring at her, "Don't you dare to ruin this chance or I will kill you" was the message and she got it on the moment.

A lot of shinobis raised their hands and started leaving, after 15 minutes nobody else tried to leave.

"Okay then we have 28 teams that decided to take the next question, that means that we have 28 teams which passed the first phase of the chunin exams, congratulations maggots" said Ibiki. some of them started arguing with Ibiki (I think you already know what is this all about, you all have read too many times this scene to know just what is going to happen)

A window broke and a woman entered the place "Okay bitches now you are mine!... wow Ibiki you are losing your touch"

"Meh they are just a bunch of annoying brats, but they are good"

Anko nodded and then stared at the genins, "Okay maggots follow me to the place where the next phase will be held"

Naruto was blushing a lot, this woman didn't even try to cover herself, Hinata was glaring daggers at the woman, oh she would have to talk with Naruto once everything was over.

Fu watched and whistled, this woman had style "I kinda like her" said Fu for herself but Anko heard and looked at her.

"Why thank you kid, remember to drink your milk and you would grow a pair like these" answered Anko grabbing her boobs.

After a while they reached to their destination "Training ground 44 also called Shi no Mori, I hope you like it because it will be your home for 5 days"

"What! But what about the food!"asked a terrified Akimichi earning a laugh from Ino.

"You will have two hours to get everything ready and meet me here to start this exam, also I need you to sign these" Anko handled them a paper.

"What is this?" asked Kiba

"This will help me to stay out of troubles if you guys die on the forest, and if you don't sign then you will be banned from this test" answered Anko.

Some of the teams were frightened but signed anyway, Kiba was feeling overconfident so he decided to voice his unwanted opinion "Ha this will be a piece of cake right Akamaru"

Before the dog barked an answer a kunai flew between the two, leaving a trace of blood on Kiba's cheek.

Anko then grinned "If you let your guard down you will die".

"Hey that hurt! aren't you going to lick the blood?" asked Kiba.

"Why should I? you have your little master on your shoulder, let him take care of you" answered Anko earning a bark from Akamaru who started licking Kiba's cheek.

Everyone laughed at the poor dog-boy, but it hurt his pride even more when he saw Hinata laugh at him while hugging Naruto.

He remembered the first time on wave when he saw her as a redhead and damn she was hot! but for some reason she was with the damned clown. They didn't tell anyone about her or Naruto because no one thought it would be important.

"If no one else has anything stupid to say then go and gather your supplies and come back on two hours!" everyone went on their ways.

Kiba walked to Naruto and Hinata, but Akamaru didn't noticed "Hey dobe! you better run now if you don't want to die!" he turned to Hinata and winked at her.

Hinata frowned and answered "Looks like you lost your master, Akamaru should put a collar on you or I swear you will go to the kennel one of these days (A/N: I don't know if kennel is the right word so if you will please correct me on this one I will be grateful to you)

Kiba frowned at her, they were supposed to be friends but here she was defending the idiot "Why are you a bitch to me? you were supposed to fall in love with me" said an angry Kiba.

"I don't like dogs, I prefer foxes, wolves and cats thank you"answered Hinata.

"That doesn't make sense! they are all from the same family!" argued Kiba.

Naruto frowned "Hey! watch your mouth dogbreath! don't go thinking so highly of yourself"

Hinata giggled and both of them left Kiba with himself, Sakura and Sasuke came to him "What were you doing dobe?" asked Sasuke.

"Don't call me dobe! I'm nothing like him! I'm better!" yelled Kiba leaving them stunned"

Sasuke turned to Sakura who just made a sign with her hand making a circle on a side of her head "He lost a screw"

Sasuke smirked and both of them followed Kiba and his master.

After Naruto's team gathered everything they went to the forest once again and found, Temari, Gaara and Haku.

"This forest is HUGE!" said Haku seeing the "training ground"

Temari agreed and then noticed Gaara with a distant look "Hey little bro, what are you thinking about?" asked Temari hugging him.

"Nothing just...is nothing" said Gaara blushing a bit.

Temari saw this and started grinning, since Naruto helped Gaara she started making up for all those times she wanted to be a real big sister.

"Awww, little Gaara is thinking about Danielle? I saw you with her a lot back on Suna, thought it were for just a few days" said Temari smirking.

Gaara blushed a bit more "S-shut up or I'll kill you!" tried to say Gaara but the stutter sounded so cute that it didn't have the desired effect

The girls just giggled at him making him blush a bit more. (I know it is a bit OOC... well a LOT of OOC, don't like it? DEAL WITH IT!)

Team 8 (Shino Aburame, Merumi Yamada, Hayate Kinoshita) arrived too and Fu looked at Shino

"I think you lost one of your little friends" said the green haired girl showing him a kikkai bug.

"What, but how did you find out about my allies, they are undetectable by most" the Aburame tried to find the logic on all this.

"Well you could say that I love bugs" she whispered in his ear, winked at him and then turned to her team leaving him speechless.

When Anko arrived the place all teams were there "Okay maggots let one of your members come here and take one of the scrolls"

After everyone had a scroll Anko proceeded to tell them the rules "As you see you have one of two types of scrolls, there is the Earth scroll and the Heaven scroll, you have to get both scrolls and get to the tower, and you can use whatever method you want, even kill your enemies when they are taking a shit"

Team 7 tried to take a look at Naruto's scroll but he had already sealed it away, they tried to look around but everyone had already hidden their scrolls, Kiba was the only one still holding team's 7 scroll without a care and everyone was looking at him.

"Stupid hide the scroll now!" yelled Sakura punching him on the head.

"Sorry damn it! you didn't have to hit me so hard you know?" argued Kiba.

"I wouldn't hit you if you weren't an idiot" answered Sakura showing him another fist.

"Hey shut up and pay attention, any way you will have to get both scrolls and go into the tower on the center of the forest, and...That's all you can go now!" the teams scattered and went through their doors.

"Why didn't you warned them to not open the scroll?" asked Ibiki.

"Because this way there will be less people on the third phase, and they are shinobis, is common sense to not peek at important documents, if they can't do this without even being told, then they don't deserve the rank" answered Anko and Ibiki gave her a nod.

X Five hours later Suna X

"Kazekage-sama you have a visitor" said Kiyoko who was now acting as a bodyguard.

"Very well, let him pass" said the Kazekage.

Kiyoko went to the door and let the man enter "I see you are prepared my friend, I made one of my clones infiltrate Konoha to help our teams, also I wanted to make sure that my part of the deal was safe" said the vicious voice of the man standing before them.

"Don't worry Orochimaru, everything is going according to the plan" answered the Kazekage.

"Very well, then I will take my leave and get my men ready" with that Orochimaru left.

Kiyoko looked at the Kazekage "Sir if I may have a word with you..."

The Kazekage smirked and nodded "That's the reason I asked you to be my bodyguard, tell me what did you feel about that man"

Kiyoko nodded and answered what she had felt "It was certainly a deadly aura, I think...no I know he is up to something against you, he wasn't even the original, Ikuto could smell the difference from the moment he entered the mansion, or maybe since he entered this village"

The little cat meowed, the Kazekage nodded and then smirked "Then we will have to play our own game, right Nekoka-san"

Kiyoko nodded, the Kazekage stood up and walked outside the room with Kiyoko behind him.

"I will need to get everything ready, I want you to find Souko and give him this..." He handled a piece of paper "He will know what to do"

Kiyoko nodded and put the paper away without even looking at it "It's done sir" and with that she was out

"Orochimaru, I should have known better, but you will help me to free my people one way or another" the Kazekage grinned and walked to the council room.

X Some hours later - Konoha X

"Well we need to find a nice place to rest" said Naruto.

Fu nodded and used the bugs on the forest to find a perfect place for them to stay "Follow me, there is a small lake this way and it looks like there is enough cover for us"

Naruto then thought something good "Kuchiyose no jutsu!"

Kurama stirred and stretched "Nice of you to let me out kit"

"Well I thought that if the king of the bijuu was around us then other beasts would think twice before attacking" answered Naruto.

"Hell yeah, I would kill them on the spot" answered Kurama who had been tackled by Hinata and Fu.

"Kuri-chan!" said Hinata rubbing her cheek against his fur, Fu scratched behind his ears and giggled.

"Well? popular with the womans are we?" said Naruto chuckling at Kurama.

"I don't know what you are talking about" answered Kurama.

"Whatever lets get ready to sleep" all nodded, Fu started setting up traps and used some of the bugs on the forest to alert them about intruders, Hinata also put some ninja wire and bells on the perimeter.

"We can all go to rest, I doubt there is someone skilled enough to pass Kurama's nose and all our traps" said Naruto.

"Damn right, I can easily smell ya from 6 miles away" answered Kurama.

Naruto frowned but dismissed the commentary "well see you tomorrow guys" he took his sleeping bag but before he could close it Hinata entered with him "You don't mind, do you?" She asked him with a smirk

"Of course not honey" answered Naruto hugging her,

Fu smiled and took her own sleeping bag, maybe someday she would hug and snuggle her own boyfriend, but for now she was happy having two brothers and her friends. (remember she sees Naruto and Gaara like brothers because they are all jinchuurikis)

Kurama went to Fu and decided to cuddle next to her, being the god of fire he could easily warm up anyone near him.

X The next morning X

Fu got up and saw Kurama sleeping at her side, she ruffled his hair a little and decided to wake up the lovebirds.

"Come on guys, we need to go and find that scroll, the faster we do the faster we can get to the tower" said Fu while getting ready.

Hinata woke up and noticed Fu and Kurama making breakfast "Naruto-kun wake up, there is ramen ready"

At this Naruto got up on his feet with Hinata on arms and in a single movement "Where is that ramen?"

Fu giggled and after a while handed everyone a cup "Lets finish this and go search for the scroll"

"I can smell a group two miles on the north from here" said Kurama while he was eating on a bowl.

"Ok then what are we waiting for, lets go!" said Naruto who had already finished his ramen.

"Love we are not as fast as you when it comes to ramen, sit down and wait for us to finish" said Hinata.

"Hai" Naruto had to sit down and wait, Fu made the sound of a whip and laughed at Naruto.

"What if I am! tsk" defended himself which made everyone laugh.

After everyone had finished they packed and started following Kurama who had detected some Taki ninjas.

"Look there is a camp" said Naruto.

"Don't worry I will take care of them" said Fu taking ninja wire out.

"You sure? we can help you know?" Hinata was a bit worried.

"Is not a problem, besides I couldn't show off at Uzu no Kuni so this is my time to shine!" and with that she was gone.

X In the camp X

"I heard that it was my father who killed that green haired freak" said one with a bandana on his head.

"You must be kidding Xung, it was my father who killed her, I saw the report" said another one with a pair of glasses.

"Stop lying Ginji, it was my father, I saw the head on his scroll" the last one said, he was wearing a half mask covering his eyes.

"You know that's not true Lucas, no one beheaded the corpse because they didn't want the freak to let the other monster out" Xung punched Lucas on the head.

"Well well well, what do we have here, some of my old teammates! Is so good to see you here" Fu appeared in front of them.

"Is the freak! we... we have to k-kill her!" Lucas panicked

"Oh but the question is ¿can you really kill me?" asked Fu.

She took out ninja wire and stretched it with her mouth "Lets have some fun". Lucas launched at her and tried to stab her with a kunai, but right before he could touch her, she had trapped his arm on the ninja wire, giving it a pull she ripped his arm off cutting it on three (I'm feeling a bit goreish)

"My...my arm! what did you do monster!" yelled Lucas, Xung saw this and throw her a Fuma Shuriken, but Fu disappeared before it hit and reappeared behind him "Now now, don't go interrupting me when I'm having fun" said Fu catching Xung's head and cutting it down.

Ginji saw with horror how his friend died "Wait please! I-I will give you our scroll so p-please, j-just let us leave!"

"First you call me monster and then you try to get mercy from me?" Fu started giggling "I don't think so"

Fu trapped Ginji with her ninja wire and used him like a puppet "Come on my little toy, you are going to kill your little friend over there" she made Ginji walk to Lucas, he tried to resist but it was useless.

Lucas tried to escape but he felt a pull on his leg, when he looked down he saw his legs trapped with more wire, Ginji took out a kunai and pinned Lucas on the ground "I-I'm sorry...I'm so-sorry" whispered Ginji crying while he stabbed Lucas slowly.

Lucas yelled for a minute before dying from the wound, Ginji knew it was his turn and she would kill him slowly "Where is your scroll?" asked Fu with a sweet voice.

Ginji pointed Xung's bag and then whispered with fear "please don't kill me"

Fu retrieved the scroll "This is the one we needed! the guys are going to be so happy"

"You could kill this boy now don't you think? after all he was one of the people who..."Nanabi couldn't finish his sentence (A/N: I don't know if Nanabi is male or female so deal with it)

"Shut up! just don't say it please...it hurts... the memories...just" Fu closed her eyes and calmed herself, after two seconds she turned to Ginji with a grin that would make any devil proud.

"N-no please! I-I don't want to d-die, I didn't have anything to do with it either! it was my father! it was his..." he couldn't continue, Fu had already dismembered the boy.

"I told you not to say it..." Fu then turned around and went back to the others.

"Are you alright? you don't seem..." Fu interrupted Hinata "I'm fine, I just ran out with some Takigakure ninjas and...lets say that my past caught me up"

After a while they found Gaara's team and saw that they already had their scroll "Okay so we are good to go right?" asked Naruto.

Everyone nodded but before Naruto could turn around he saw something behind Temari, he moved and went behind some bushes, the others got curious and decided to follow him when he suddenly stopped.

"Guys I think we may have a problem... a big problem" he pointed a freakin huge snake.

Cliffy! so what do you think guys? I hope you liked it, now is more probably that FF will try to remove this story for the little gore scene.

Anyway I don't care I will just upload it again...oh by the way, I can't believe I have already 15 clans, the population of the country is around 8000! Uzushiogakure got overpopulated damit! so I will add a little twist, It doesn't change the story at all but it will let me get more space to put all of them.

I'm also translating this story, I cant believe the number of people who are liking my story, really i feel flattered!

Well anyway take care and see you guys on the next chapter!