A/N: So AnonymousZGirl gave me an idea to do a story where Renny goes to Hotel Transylvania. I'm totally going to do it. So, Renny will be in four of my stories. I don't own Hotel Transylvania, Harry Potter, or Monsters, Inc. ON WITH THE STORY!
Renny's P.O.V.
"YOU DID WHAT?!" I screamed into the phone.
"Nothing big. Just punched a guy," I could hear my brother laughing from over the phone.
"And you're in jail for it?!"
"He was rich! He can do stuff like that!" Harvey sighed, "Listen, can you just take care of my kid?"
"Kid?" I questioned, "Since when do you have a kid?"
"Since he was born," Harvey let out a laugh.
"You are a jerk. Why can't Harry do it?"
"Do you even know Harry? He's a lazy arse hole! My son would die in an hour!"
"Right…Hex?"
"She's spending way too much time with her fiancée," Harvey scoffed, "I doubt she'd watch my son."
"Mom and Dad?"
"They are in the Bahamas. They can't. Not for three weeks, at least."
I groaned. "Fine. I'll watch the kid. But you're still a jerk for not telling me about my…"
"Nephew. He's seven, and his name is Hugo."
"Hugo?" I chuckled.
"Yeah, Hugo. I liked the name," Harvey informed.
"When did you get married?!" I shouted.
"Eight years ago."
"And you didn't invite me to the wedding?! Shame on you."
"It was a small even just our closest friends and…Oh."
"Yeah. Well aren't you the best brother in the world!" I scoffed, "And what about your wife?"
"Ex-wife, and I have full custody. She is NOT allowed anywhere near Hugo. She can't even hug him!"
"And you split because…?"
"Hugo."
"He wasn't planned?"
"Nope! And I refused to let her go through an abortion. She left barely a week after Hugo was born. She who shall not be named-,"
"Voldemort?"
"Who?"
"Just a character…from a book Boo let me borrow. Never mind."
"Well, she tried to kill Hugo after he was born."
"No effing way," I gasped.
"She's a psycho chick. I suggest you don't let her into your apartment. She's four foot three, black fur, bright blue eyes."
"Not a lot of monsters look like that. I'll keep an eye out for her. Anyway, where should I pick Hugo up?"
"Monstropolis Police Station," Harvey answered.
"Okay. Good luck with the police and the rich guy," I laughed.
"Shut up."
"Love you."
"Likewise," Harvey sighed. Then I put down my phone.
"I'll be at the police station," I told Randall.
"What? Why? For questioning? Please say no," Randall gulped.
"I'm going to pick up my seven year old nephew who I never knew about. Stupid Harvey keeping secrets from me," I frowned, "Later."
*CHOCOLATE FILLED TIME SKIIIP!*
After walking to the police station (I was angry at my brother, I wanted to get my anger out before I met my nephew!) I looked around and saw a little boy what somewhat looked like my brother.
Hugo had black hair, light green eyes (Probably from the Lawrence side of his family, because a lot of our family members have green eyes, even though my brothers didn't), four arms and four tentacles, and little wings coming out of his back. He looked to be about four feet eleven inches high, and his teeth didn't look like they were ever going to be sharp. He had small antenna popping out of his head, and light blue skin. 'His mother must have blue skin and dull teeth,' I thought. I noticed Hugo's fingers. 'She must not have claws either.'
I walked over to Hugo and greeted, "Hello. I'm Renny Lawrence, your aunt."
"No, no, no. Miss, we're going to have to see some identification," A cop ordered, holding out a clawed hand.
"Okay, but may I ask why?" I asked, taking my driver's license from my wallet. I handed it to the cop.
"Thank you Miss Lawrence," The cop told me after looking at the license for a few minutes, "I wanted to see your I.D. because there was a woman who came in earlier claiming to be you. She almost took him when he said, 'This isn't my auntie.' Apparently, he was told that his aunt was seven foot three, very tall compared to him, not shorter than him."
"His stupid mother," I growled.
"Correct."
"May I take him?"
"You go right ahead."
I took Hugo's hand, and lead him out of the police station. Then, we went back to my home. As we walked, I would answer some questions he thought of. "Can I have candy?"
"When we get to my apartment, I'll see what I have."
"And if you don't?"
"I'll go shopping for chocolate and other sweets," I smiled, "But I think I have some cupcakes in my fridge."
"What kind?"
"Chocolate," I answered.
"Do they have nuts?"
"No."
"Good, because I'm allergic."
"I'll keep that in mind," I nodded.
Then, a small monster ran up to us. "Hello Arman," I greeted through a sigh.
"Hi Renny!" The young monster smiled at me. He frequently asked for my autograph, usually with different colors of ink. Arman held up paper and a purple pen to me. "Please?"
"Arman, you have my silly autograph in every color in creation. Do we have to keep going through this day after day?" I smiled sweetly at him. I was extremely exhausted, as I hadn't gotten much sleep the night before, and just wanted to climb into bed.
"It's not silly!" Arman almost shouted. He blushed red and mumbled, "I like your signature…and you."
"Aw…fine," I sighed. I took the paper and pen from him, quickly signed my name, and gave him his belongings.
"Thank you Renny!" He ran away from Hugo and me, "Bye!"
"That odd child," I shook my head slowly.
?'s P.O.V.
As that child ran away from Renny, Renny shook her head-probably in disappointment for the child. He was clearly very stupid, but I didn't say anything to reveal myself to anyone.
I looked back at Renny and the small monster next to Renny. "Auntie Renny, can we go home now?"
"Yes, Hugo. We can." Renny took the boy's hand. So Renny was an aunt to a boy named Hugo. This makes things a lot more interesting…
A/N: Guess who the mystery dude is! Go ahead, guess! Now Review!
