A/N: I don't own MU or MI, I own my OCs, and *Sighs* I own the damn purse I got for Christmas. ON WITH THE STORY!
Renny's P.O.V.
"Renny, you're doing great! Ah, look at that scoreboard! Just one more kid's door and you'll be beating Mike!" Fang hugged me.
I laughed, "Nah. I still don't care."
"You don't care, yeah, I know. Ren, for the past two years, you haven't cared about the board. You always wanted to be in first, and you're so close now! Especially since ol' Mikey's sick today!"
"It's just…" I leaned against my desk, "It's just I don't want to turn into a Randall, okay?"
"A what?"
"Like, Randall Boggs when Sulley threw him into the door. Selfish, obnoxious, evil…and…a plain-," I had looked out the windows and saw five bodies looking down onto the scare floor. I looked at Fang for a few seconds, and ran off the Laugh Floor. I ran down the halls and out the front door of the building. Then I extended my wings, flew over to Laugh Floor F's windows and saw the five figures from two minutes ago. I landed on the edge of the ledge and folded up my wings. "Hello," I greeted.
"Hello," They all said. They all turned to look at me, got up, and started to run. "Freezinki," I called, stopping them all in their places. "Hey!" I called to some guards on the ground, "Help me out with these monsters!"
"Alright, Miss Renny!" They yelled up, starting to climb up a set of stairs.
-Time Skip! -
"And just what were you doing on the roof of my building?" Sulley asked the group of monsters.
"W-we were just…trying to watch the Laughers," A pink monster with long fur covering her body answered.
"We didn't want to do anything bad!" The orange eyed, two legged monster with three tails and large, thick glasses cried, her face turning cherry red.
"Well you did!" Sulley stood and pointed at them, "You broke into Monsters Incorporated, and destroyed the gate!"
"But-," A monster with fifteen eyes and a stance like a gorilla tried to speak.
"You will pay for the gate! And you are going to jail! ALL OF YOU!"
"James!" I yelled.
"What, Renny?"
"Do you remember, oh, ten years ago? In fact, it was ten years ago this very day," I growled at him.
"Renny-,"
"No! Don't 'Renny' me! Ten years ago today, WE broke into MI. WE ran from the cops with our friends! WE did exactly what these kids are doing!"
Sulley gave a sigh. "You're right Renny." He turned to the teenagers. "I'm sorry. I won't press charges."
The teens cheered. "Thank you! Thank you so much!" A monster in black leather and a white shirt with long teeth poking out of his mouth smiled.
"Now, why were you guys on the grounds? I wanna know," I told the five monsters.
"We go to Monsters, University. We're in the Laugh Games, and aren't doing so well," A monster with braces and big glasses in front of his large eyes smiled shyly. He was pretty big, but not bigger than Sulley.
The monster in leather clothes spoke up, "So, we decided to come here. In the big house!"
"Big house means jail, Jack," The pink monster with long fur told the monster wearing leather spoke up.
"Oh. My bad," Jack mumbled.
"We came here because we wanted to see you, Miss Lawrence, and Mister Wazowski at work!" The monster with braces half-smiled.
"You know," The pink monster chuckled, "To get some good advice."
"By looking through the windows?" I joked, "No, no. You get advice from real laughers, like me. Mike may be sick today, but I am still here."
-Time Skip!-
"Now before I start with the Laugh training, I want to each and every one of your names. I already know your name," I pointed at Jack, "So you don't have to tell me it."
"Right," He nodded at me.
The monster with the long pink fur took a step forward, "I'm Kaylee!"
The orange monster with big glasses on her face greeted softly, "I'm…ack!" She had quickly stopped talking, and took a step back, her face as red as a tomato.
The monster with fifteen eyes and a gorilla stance spoke up, "That's Patty. I'm Griffin. Nice to meet ya, Miss Lawrence."
I turned to the monster with big eyes and braces and questioned, "And you?"
"Trey, Ma'am," He mumbled.
"Nice to meet you all!" I smiled, "I want to know what you all know. What is rule number one of laughing?"
"Close the door so the child won't get in!" They all answered.
"Correct. Rule two?" They all called out various guesses, but no one got it right. "Rule two: Make the kid laugh. It takes some practice, but eventually you'd all be able to make a kid laugh. Can I see what you all have to show me?"
Jack took a step forward, "What is black and white and red all over?"
"What?"
"A penguin with a sunburn!" He gave me a big smile.
"That was…okay, but I think you'd only be able to get a giggle out of the kid. Then again, the giggles are powerful too. Kaylee?"
Said monster stepped forward and cleared her voice. Then she began to sing an energetic song which got me to laugh a few times. "Good, good!" I informed her, "That was funny, really!" Griffin got a trampoline from the prop closet, and started to jump on it and juggle at the same time. "Ah, a physical jokester! Very interesting!"
Trey took his turn and I found out why he mumbled. When he spoke, he had a high, squeaky voice that was pretty funny.
Patty…didn't do anything. She was too afraid to do anything in front of any monster. "So why do you guys need confidence anyway? You're all pretty funny."
"Yeah, but the monsters at MU are funnier," Jack shrugged.
"Well, I'm going to help you all get even funnier, no matter how long it takes," I told them, enthusiasm in my voice.
-Final Time Skip of the Chapter...Hopefully-
It was after midnight when I finally got back to my apartment. I unlocked my door, walked in, and saw Randall sitting on my couch, his hands holding his head up. He looked asleep.
I walked over to him and got closer to his face. "Randall. Randall. Rand-AH!" I had been tackled to the ground by him, all my hands pinned to the ground.
I took deep breaths as Randall asked, "Where have you been?"
"H-helping some t-teenagers in the a-art o-of l-l-laughing," I informed him. I couldn't help but stutter as I spoke to him. Our faces were mere centimeters apart. "C-can you get up n-now?"
Randall looked at me for a few seconds, then gave me a small nod. He got to his feet, and then held a hand out to me. I grabbed his hand, and he pulled me up to his feet.
"Thanks," I smiled at him, letting go of his hand. I quickly turned, and went into Randall's room. I climbed into one side of the bed and pulled part of the large blanket over my body.
A/N: For the record, my computer kept freezing every time I wanted to go onto FF, so don't start screaming at me!
