A/N: Okay, before I say anything, I'd like to say that Dark Maiden95 got most of the cereals right from chapter 13, I believe. The only one she missed was Spellz, which is a parody of Trix! Please note I am forgetful and sometimes as smart as a sock full of butter. (BUTTER SOCK!)

I don't own MU or MI. I do own all my OCs. ON WITH THE STORY!


Renny's P.O.V.

It was a few hours until Boo's ballet recital. Two months had passed quickly, Hugo had gone back to his dad (as he was out of jail), and Randall had been living with me for six months, three weeks, and five days.

The human potion was finally ready after two weeks of it cooking.

"How much of this stuff do we have to drink?" Fang asked me.

"For every hour, we need to drink half a cup. The recital is three hours long, and it would take some time to walk there…so…two to two and a half cups," I shrugged. I grabbed a cup, filled it with the brown liquid, and said, smiling, "Bottoms up." Then I drank that cup, plus another two and a half cups.

Mike, Fang, and Sulley (who had thankfully made time to clear his busy schedule for Boo) all took cups too and filled the cups.

"Do we really have to drink this?" Fang questioned.

"If you want to be human," I answered as my fangs, tail, antenna, and claws started to disappear.

"Isn't there any other way?" Mike asked.

"Nope. At least, not one that I've found," I shrugged as my wings started to disappear and my light orange skin turned human skin pink. Then my lower set of arms disappeared.

"But-,"

"No other way. Sorry. Not really," I smirked, shrinking by two feet, "Drink up."

I grabbed the clothes I wore when I was a human (Which happened only one other time), and walked into my bathroom. I changed into a navy blue dress with long sleeves, and a skirt that went to my ankles. Then Iput on navy blue flats, and tied up my hair with a light blue ribbon.

I heard a knock and Fang ask through the door, "Ren, do you have a spare set of female human clothes? And male human clothes?"

"Near my caldron in the beige dresser! Female clothes are in the top drawer, male clothes are in the bottom!"

"Thanks!" Then I heard a door slam shut, and another one open.

"R-Renny!?" I heard Randall question, stutter, AND gasp. I turned around and saw him standing there with a shocked expression on his face.

"Hi!" I smiled, waving at him. I heard the door of my witch room start to open, so I quickly pulled Randall into the bathroom, and slammed the door shut.

"Hey Fang, why'd Renny slam the bathroom door?" I heard Sulley ask.

"Renny has her reasons for everything, and I mean everything," Fang informed.

I let out a sigh of relief and looked back at Randall. He was seven feet tall normally, and I was usually three inches taller than him when he stood on four legs. At the moment, I was five feet three inches tall. Can you see the difference in height?!

"Er, a little personal space please?"

Randall shook his head, and closed the gap between us.

He was kissing me. RANDALL BOGGS WAS KISSING ME!

After a few seconds, he pulled away, smirked, and turned invisible. For a few minutes I just stood there, my face feeling hot. I came to when Mike knocked on the door and called, "Renny, are you in there?"

"Yes," I gulped.

"Can you come out?" Sulley asked.

"Yes."

I opened the door, and faintly felt a pair of scaly lips touch my cheek. "Renny are you okay?" I saw Fang had put on a yellow polo shirt, yellow jeans with gold chains attached to each belt loop, and yellow converse shoes, all to match her blonde hair. Mike wore about the same thing, except in green, and that Mike wore a button-up shirt. Mike also had on a green hat, and green hair that covered one of his eyes. Sulley had on a blue suit with purple stitching and a purple tie. He had light blue hair, bushy eyebrows, and a goatee.

"Sweet, you all look pretty much human," I smiled at them, "We can just say you two," I motioned to Mike and Sulley, "Like to dye your hair."

"Alright," Mike shrugged as Sulley nodded.

"Let's go to that recital!" Fang cheered.

*Timey Wimey Skip!*

"Hey, Mrs. Gibbs!" I greeted Boo's mother over computer. Since Boo's mother and father were away so much, they barely had time for Boo. So, we'd grown close since I was with Boo so often. Yes, Boo's mother and father knew I, along with my friends, was a monster.

"Hello Hope, Mike, and Sulley," Mrs. Gibbs greeted us.

"Mrs. Gibbs, this is my friend Fang," I introduced.

"Hello, Mrs. G!"

"Hello," Mrs. Gibbs looked at Fang up and down, "Fang."

"It's a nickname, like Mike, Sulley, and Renny," Fang scoffed, "When can we go to Boo's recital?"

"Now!" Boo called. She ran down the stairs and gave Sulley a big hug. "Kitty! It's great to have you here!" Boo looked at the computer screen and mumbled, "Hi Mother."

"Hello Mary," Mrs. Gibbs smiled at her daughter, and Mrs. Gibbs told me, "Keep Mary safe, and don't let her stray far from you all."

"Alright. We won't," I smirked.

"Renny! Renny, I swear! Ren-," I closed the laptop before she could say anything else.

"Now to the recital!" Fang shouted, running out the front door and running to the left.

"She's going the wrong way," I sighed.

"We'll get her," Sulley sighed, walking out the door with Boo.

I looked at Mike and motioned for him to follow me. "Come on," I told him, starting to walk out the front door.

*Another Time Skip!*

At the recital, Mike and Sulley were a few rows ahead of Fang and me. "He kissed you, didn't he?" Fang suddenly asked after the first hour and a half of the recital.

"What?"

"He kissed you, right?"

"I-I have no idea what you're talking about," I turned away from her and crossed my arms.

"Randall kissed you," Fang smiled at me.

"No!" I turned back to her, my face turning red again, "He didn't!"

"Renny…" Fang used her tell-me-the-truth-or-I'll-murder-you-in-your-sleep voice when she growled my nickname.

"Okay, okay! He did, he did!" I whimpered.

"Seriously?! I can't believe he took my advice," Fang said to herself.

"Say what?"

"Yeah, I convinced him to kiss you."

"When?!"

"A few days ago, actually. Never thought he's have the courage to-,"

"You told him to kiss me on the lips?!"

"What?! No! I told him to kiss you on your cheek, or your forehead! Not dead-on your lips!"

"Fang!"

"I am so sorry!"

Another hour and a half later, Fang and I were still arguing, but now we were standing outside. "You shouldn't tell people what to do!" I yelled at her.

"Even if it helps getting a kiss? You haven't had a date since Dave!"

"Do not bring him up!" I yelled at her.

"Dave! Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, DAVE!" Fang screamed at me.

"Fang, I hate you!" I shouted.

"I hate you more!"

"I HATE YOU THE MOST!"

"DROP DEAD!"

"YOU FIRST!"

We were screaming our lungs out. I couldn't take it. I walked away from her.


A/N: Butter Sock! You have to admit, it's VIOLENT and FUN!

Renny: You are messed up in so many ways.

Me: YEP! REVIEW!