Scaling Down the Fun!

Written by Phantanos. Based on the Alvin and The Chipmunks Movie Series and Bagdasarian Productions Inc.

Part 17. Extermination Bill!

Monday.. 5:45 P.M.

Among the many buildings found in Culver City is one owned by:DIVERSITECH.

This is a company researches in DNA gene manipulation, cloning, and stem cell research.

Thomas Lozier, the chairman; sat at his desk.

He smiled as he reads the news of the sad deaths of: Squirrely, Shirley, and Melvin.

The singing squirrel trio eaten by a boa constrictor, which had come up from

the toilet.

There was a buzz on his intercom. The receptionist said, " Mr. Lozier..

It's Mr. Formidolosi.."

"Send him in.", said the chairman.

A tall, gaunt, & pale man walked in.

He wore a black trendy outfit. More suited for going to after hours Goth Clubs.

He removed his hat. Exposing his bald head.

Then he removed the sunglasses to reveal the red corneas of his eyes; which were very sensitive to sunlight.

Albinism was the genetic disorder which also deprived him of pigment.

This lean, Nosferatu - like figure took a seat.

His thin lips curled as he smiled and said,"Are you pleased so far with the results..."

Mr. Lozier reads out the list." New Jersey – snake attack... New York- Niagara Falls Accident... Alberta Canada – bobcat attack...

Minnesota – RV Accident at Frostbite Falls..?"

Mr. Lozier paused and thought...

He turned to Mr. Formidolosi and asked," What was in Frostbite Falls?"

The man fiendishly answered,"Moose and Squirrel... What else!"

Mr. Lozier sat down at his desk

He was transferring funds into Mr. Formidolosi's account.

He paused when he heard the tall man cough.

"Is there something wrong?", he asked.

Mr. Formidolosi scowled and said," The six subjects.. You wished removed..

Have cost me dearly!

I have a traumatized Falcon and my weasel is missing in action.

If you want The Chipmunks gone.. It's going to cost you more."

Mr. Lozier Smiled and said"Of course! I will Advance you two thirds of your payment.

The rest when the job is done. "

Mr. Lozier finished the payment order on his PC.

He then sat back and said,"I regretted the day they showed up on television.

They are the offspring of my company's research in CHIMERIC HUMAN DNA.

We had to clone human ears on mice; to retain some funding from investors.

A government grant was lost..

All due to a bunch of animal rights activist releasing the subjects.

To avoid losing our secrets to rival companies.. I issued order 86.

Destroy all evidence of human to animal DNA manipulation..

Then the secondary subjects; that were slated for termination..

Escaped from our private facility.

That's where you come in...

Removal of any evidence dealing with Professor Bagdasarian's work.

Make it look like an accident with the boys, yet I want the girls alive."

A puzzled Formidolosi asked,"Why do you wish the girls to live?

I thought you wanted them dead.."

Lozier smiled and said," Some foreign investors are interested...; and wish to extract their mitochondrial DNA.

For that to happen they must be alive to reproduce with new partners..."

The Evil that men do.. All for the want of money..