The orange-red sun hovered over the horizon making the clouds a reddish pink, warm wind blew through the car windows.
Pein pulled out his black shades and placed them on, "This is going to be a great vacation," Pein grinned.
"I sure hope so for all the money it costing us," Kakuzu mumbled.
"So what hotel are we staying at Pein?" Sasori asked.
"Well about that instead of getting a hotel like we always do I decided to rent a beach house for week instead," Pein grinned.
"You What!" Kakuzu yelled.
"Yup and the best part is it's only a little ways down from Jaws Beach,"
"Ooh Jaws Beach I want to go there," Kisame beamed.
"Oh we will, we will, were going to do everything we can in these seven days," Pein shouted excitedly.
The members shouted hooray and cheered excitedly even Kakuzu was getting a little excited.
Pein's smile then disappeared and was replaced by a murderous look as he looked into the rearview mirror. Everyone gulped as they looked at him.
"What the hell is up with that look Pein?" Hidan asked.
"I want to have fun on this trip, but let me lay down some rules," Pein began.
"Rules?" Sasori asked.
"Yes rules I know you've never heard of them or followed them since you guys killed your kages, but you will follow mine.
Rule number 1: Don't Kill Anyone! That especially applies to Hidan and Kakuzu.
Rule number 2: Don't Eat Anyone! Zetsu!
Rule number 3: No Destroying Hawaiian property
Rule number 4: No blowing up anything… that includes people Deidara
Rule number 5: No turning people into Puppets
Rule number 6: Don't use Ninjutsu, Genjutsu, or Taijutsu unless it's a do or die situation.
Rule number 7: Do not go off by yourself always travel with a partner.
Rule number 8: Don't steal anything!
And the final rule: Have fun! But that doesn't mean break all the other rules."
The members gulped as Pein's face turned happy again, "oh look we're here,"
Everyone erased Pein's terrifying face from their mind as they looked out the window. They were greeted by a huge two-story beach house, which overlooked a beautiful Hawaiian beach.
"Wow so pretty," Tobi, exclaimed his eyes sparkling.
"Yeah the architecture is very antique, hm" Deidara admired.
Pein pulled into the drive way and hoped out of the car, "Okay everyone get your luggage and head for the house." Everyone nodded as they hoped out of the van and headed toward the back trunk of the car. Pein placed his shades on top of his head and got his luggage before heading to the front door. Pulling out the key in his pocket he unlocked the door and allowed everyone to enter the beautiful home.
"Wow it's even bigger on the inside," Niomi smiled as she examined the house. Konan grinned as she latched onto Pein, "This is perfect for our vacation,"
"I know that's why I picked it," Pein assured, "Now before we go wild with excitement, we first need to sort some things out,"
"Like what Pein?" Savannah asked.
"Well first we need to sort out rooms, you know who sleeps with who,"
"Well if were talking about sleeping arrangements me and Niomi will sleep together," Hidan grinned draping an arm around her shoulders, "However I can't agree that it'll be quiet,"
Niomi's eye twitched before she wrapped an arm around Hidan's neck and began to strangle him.
"Hmm well there's five rooms that means one person will have their own room," Pein concluded.
"Well that will obviously be me because I'm the oldest," Sasori gloated.
"No way, hm I should get the room," Deidara protested.
"And why is that brat?" Sasori asked.
"Because Sempai is Artistic!" Tobi cheered.
"Tobi stay out of this," Deidara growled.
"But Sempai…"
The two artists continued to argue as Kakuzu interrupted them, "I get the room because I'm the oldest and I'm the one paying for most of this trip," Kakuzu growled as grabbed his luggage and headed for the room
Sasori was about to protest when Pein interrupted him, "Okay Kakuzu gets the room up stairs on the left," Pein announced writing it down on a piece of paper.
"Me and Konan get the room with the hot tub,"
"What you have a f*cking hot tub in your room," Hidan admired. Pein only nodded before he continued, "Okay whose next?"
Pein observed the other members, "Hmm Sasori, Deidara and Tobi your in the room up stairs next to Kakuzu's" Pein said.
Sasori sighed as he and his roommates picked up their luggage and headed for their room.
"Next we have Itachi, Kisame and Savannah sharing the room down here to the left"
Itachi hid his excitement of being in the same room as Savannah, as he picked up his luggage. "Do you want me to carry your bags?"
Savannah blinked and smiled, "Sure Itachi if you want," Itachi smiled and picked up her bags and headed for their room.
Pein sighed before continuing, "Okay that leaves Zetsu, Hidan and Niomi,"
"Zetsu can sleep with you Pein," Hidan suggested.
Pein narrowed his eyes, "No Zetsu can sleep with you,"
"I don't f*cking think so," Hidan growled. Zetsu watched Pein and Hidan argue before sighing, "No one want's us…as I thought its better to be alone,"
Zetsu then shifted underground and disappeared, "Where going in Kakuzu's room,"
Niomi blinked then sighed before slapping Hidan the same time Konan pulled Pein's ear.
"OW," both guys said as they glared at the woman who dared to touch them.
"Zetsu's gone," Konan grumbled.
"He said he was gonna go in Kakuzu's room instead," Niomi explained.
"Oh that's cool," Pein smiled as he picked up his luggage and headed for his room up stairs.
Konan sighed as she picked up her luggage; "Have fun," she grinned.
Hidan smirked as he slid and arm around Niomi's waist, "Oh don't worry we will,"
Niomi groaned as she pushed Hidan aside and pulled her luggage into the room.
When she entered, a huge room with wide windows that overlooked the beautiful beach greeted her. Placing her luggage in one of the closets she walked over to the windows, the sun had just set making the golden water turn as blue as sapphire.
"Wow the water is so pretty I can't wait to go swimming," She grinned.
"And I can't wait to see you in a bikini," Hidan chuckled as he began to unpack his suitcase.
"Shut up Hidan!" Niomi growled as she grabbed her pajamas and entered the bathroom.
A few minutes later she returned in a pink tank top and black boxer shorts, her hair that was tied into a ponytail bobbed up and down as she walked over to her suitcase. Hidan smiled as he watched the blonde beauty place her folded Akatsuki coat into her suitcase. He had already changed into his grey pajama pants while she was in the bathroom; he hadn't bothered to put on a shirt though.
"Okay unfortunately Hidan there's only one bed, so let me lay down some rules," Niomi instructed.
"More rules," Hidan sighed as he leaned against the wall.
"Rule number one: I get the right side of the bed. Rule number two: If you wake up be considerate and don't wake me up, and the most important rule of them all, DON'T EVER TOUCH ME!" with a sigh Niomi sat on the edge of the bed.
Hidan smirked and moved toward the bed where Niomi was, "What?" Niomi asked as she glared up at him.
"What happens if I break one of those f*cking rules," Hidan asked.
"Then I'll kill you," Niomi threatened.
She was about to get up but was pushed down onto her back by the S-Rank criminal.
"H-Hidan what did I just tell you!" She yelled.
"Sorry I don't follow rules well," Hidan smirked as he laid on top of her causing a shade of pink to brush her checks as his nose almost touched hers.
"Hidan this is rape you know," Niomi screamed.
"It's not rape if you're enjoying it," Hidan whispered in her ear as he pinned her arms to the bed.
"I'm not enjoying this, I'm not enjoying this," Niomi chanted as she struggled to get free.
"Yeah keep telling yourself that," Hidan smirked as he kissed her neck.
"Hidan I'm warning you!," Niomi threatened.
"You smell so good Niomi," Hidan purred.
"Hidan!" Niomi growled. Hidan didn't move instead he continued to kiss her down her neck. With ninja like reflexes Niomi kneed Hidan in the crotch causing him to fall over in pain.
"I told you not to touch me," Niomi yelled as she climbed under the covers.
"You stinkin b*tch your lucky your so hot," Hidan was in so much pain he didn't bother to move instead he stayed on the floor and fell asleep.