The Akatsuki members slowly trotted out the car before they walked toward the I-HOP restaurant. Several people stared at them with curious and amazed looks as the members waited to be seated behind the counter. A chubby woman with brown hair and at least three chins stood at the counter.
"Can I help you?" She asked in a husky tone. Even those little words she said seemed to make her out of breath. Hidan and Sasori tried to suppress a laugh as Pein cleared his throat, "Um yes I would like a table for 12 please,"
The woman licked her lips as she examined Pein, "You look mighty fine in dem pants," She purred before going off to find a table. Pein shuttered before sitting down on one of the couches. Konan snickered before she sat next to him.
"Looks like that woman was hitting on you Pein," Hidan chuckled, "Maybe you should ask her out,"
Pein narrowed his eyes, "Maybe you should instead," Hidan shook his head, "She's not really my type," Hidan grinned.
"So what is your type, Hidan?" Pein asked. Hidan grinned as he clutched Niomi in his arms, "Girls with big boobs, a nice ass and blonde hair are my type," Hidan smirked.
Niomi narrowed her eyes at him before pushing him away, "Don't touch me, Hidan," Niomi warned as she sat next to her sister. Hidan only smirked before the fat woman came back and began to check him out also.
"Ooo you look good to, you come her often hot stuff?" The woman purred causing Hidan to shudder.
"Is the table ready?" Konan asked as the huge woman nodded.
"Yes it… is follow me," Each of the members followed the woman to their table as she led them through the crowd of people. The restaurant smelled like pancakes, maple syrup and bacon. The woman waddled toward a huge round booth on the left side of the restaurant.
"Here is your table the waiter will be right with you," the woman puffed.
"Thank you," Pein smiled causing the woman to smile back, "Your very welcome hot stuff,"
Pein laughed nervously as the woman walked away. "Man she's scary," Pein gulped causing Konan to giggle. The members took their seats in the brown booth; Pein sat on the edge, then Konan, Zetsu, Kisame, Itachi, Savannah, Sasori, Deidara, Tobi, Kakuzu, Niomi and Hidan. A few minutes passed before a young woman with cream coloured skin, sandy blonde hair and big boobs stood on the side of their table.
"Hi there I'm Lelo, I will be your waitress for this morning," The girl grinned. "Can I start you off with something to drink?"
The male Akatsuki members gawked at the blonde girl that bent over to place napkins in front of them.
"So what can I get for you," The girl grinned showing her bright white teeth.
"Your phone number," Hidan purred wobbling his eyebrow.
"Aren't you sweet, maybe I will give it too you after," She grinned.
"Yea I'd like that," Hidan smirked.
"oooo me to I wouldn't mine your number," Sasori smirked.
"Yes getting your number sounds like a good idea," Pein grinned. Niomi's mouth dropped open along with Konan's and Savannah's. With a swift ninja like motion Konan elbowed Pein in his side, Savannah slapped Sasori in the back of the head and Niomi punched Hidan somewhere painful.
The waitress just stood there with a bright smile on her face as she waited for her customers to order.
"We need some time come back in a few minutes," Konan noted as the girl nodded and walked over to another table.
"Why did you do that?" Hidan squeaked in pain. Niomi narrowed her eyes before she spoke, "Because you wouldn't stop gawking at her chest,"
Hidan sighed as he tried to open up his menu with his teeth. Each of the members looked at the menu before the girl returned.
"Miss me?" she giggled causing each boy to sigh.
"Yes, at least I did," Hidan flirted.
"You don't learn do you?" Niomi growled as Hidan ignored her.
"Well what can I get you?" Lelo grinned as she started with Pein.
"Oh I'll like a glass of orange juice and some buttermilk pancakes," Pein smiled as the girl wrote down his order.
"Would you like sausage or bacon with that?" The girl asked.
"Bacon please," Pein answered.
She nodded and went onto the next person, which was Konan.
"I would like Blueberry tea and blueberry pancakes,"
"Sausage or bacon?"
"Sausage, please"
Next was Zetsu, when the girl saw him her face paled, "Don't worry he's harmless he wouldn't hurt a fly," Niomi grinned.
The girl gulped and gave him a weary smile, "W-What would you l-like"
Zetsu looked at his menu and then back at the petit girl, "I would like Tomato juice to drink," the girl slowly nodded as she shakily wrote down Zetsu's order, "And Garden stuffed crepes,"
The woman gulped when she heard Zetsu's voice switch but she didn't say a thing.
She then moved onto Kisame, she however ignored the fact that he was blue and looked like fish. "I would like some water and an Omelet stuffed with sausage, Ham, cheese, green peppers and onions."
The girl nodded and turned to Itachi her face lit up instantly when she saw the red-eyed Uchiha, "And what can I get for you?" The girl purred.
"Um I'd like a cup of French vanilla coffee and a country style omelet,"
With a nod she went onto Savannah, "Orange juice and chocolate waffles," She said in a clipped tone.
Next was Sasori, "I'll have some earl grey tea and a ham and cheese omelet."
"Bacon or Sausage?" The girl asked.
Sasori took awhile to think before he shook his head, "None I don't particularly like bacon or sausage,"
"Oh Dana get some bacon for me," Deidara grinned beside him as Sasori sighed, "Fine I'll have bacon on a separate plate,"
"Okay then and for you mam?" She asked turning to Deidara. Deidara remained silent as Tobi chuckled, "Sempi she thinks you're a girl, isn't that funny?"
All of a sudden the aura around Deidara grew dark and his eyes turned an icy blue, "Do I look like am laughing you bastard?!" Deidara yelled as he pulled his hand up revealing a white clay bird. Pein's eyes widened, "Deidara No!" Pein shouted as each Akatsuki member huddled close to the edge of the booth. The waitress not knowing what the clay figure actually was smiled as she glanced at the strange figure.
"Wow that's pretty, how did you make it?"
Deidara was about to toss the bird in Tobi's mouth but stopped when he heard the girls comment, "Ha! So you have an eye for true art do you? Well this bird is made out of special clay that is sculpted to perfection, to create the master piece, after all art is a bang!" Deidara gloated holding up the bird as if it was the masterpiece of a god.
She grinned, "Wow so what can I get you?"
"I would like the most artistic meal on the menu which would be Swiss mocha coffee and strawberry French toast,"
The girl nodded a wrote down the order before going over to Tobi, "And for you?"
"Tobi would like hot chocolate with whip cream and chocolate chip pancakes with sausage," Tobi grinned.
She then moved onto Kakuzu who had already known his order before they were seated. "Black Coffee and Belgian waffles with Bacon," Kakuzu said plainly as she slowly wrote down the order and then moved onto Niomi.
"Oh I like your shirt," Lelo stated as she pointed to Niomi's black and white stripped shirt. Niomi was taken back and smiled, "Thank you it really is a beautiful shirt,"
"So what can I get you?" Lelo asked
"Hmm I would like a vanilla and caramel iced coffee and strawberry Belgian waffles," Niomi said scanning the menu. Kakuzu glanced at the price of the food Niomi had just ordered and clutched his chest. Pein cocked an eyebrow, "Your not going to have a heart attack are you?" Pein asked as he looked at the wide-eyed Kakuzu who shook his head.
Lelo finally turned to Hidan who was staring at her chest the whole time she was taking orders. "What can I get for you?" she asked.
Hidan's eyes drooped and his mouth drooped open as his perverted gaze observed her from head to toe. Niomi narrowed her eyes and resisted the urge to beat him to a pulp. "He'll just have some grapefruit juice and cinnamon apple pancakes with bacon," Niomi ordered through clenched teeth as Kakuzu gripped his chest again. The girl grinned before taking the menus and walking away.
Hidan leaned to the side to watch the girl walk toward the kitchen, "She's got a nice ass to," Hidan purred as Niomi banged his head on the table causing and old couple to look at them.
"What the f*ck Niomi why did you do that?" Hidan growled turning to the blond.
"Do what?" Niomi sighed as she fiddled with the dessert menu.
"Bang my f*cking head against the f*cking table?" Hidan growled causing Pein to sigh.
"My hand slipped," Niomi said casually.
"HUH!" Hidan's eyes widened in surprise, "You expect me to believe that?"
Niomi shrugged as she focused on the chocolate volcano cake that was on the menu. Hidan rubbed his head as Pein sighed, "Well while we wait for our food lets discus what were doing today, anyone wants to throw in a suggestion?" Pein asked as he searched the Akatsuki member's faces.
"I heard there was going to be a Luau near sharks cove thursday night we could go there," Itachi suggest.
Pein nodded as he tapped his chin, "That does sound like fun,"
"And inexpensive," Kakuzu mumbled as Pein rolled his eyes.
"Well that covers Thursday night, but what about today after breakfast?" Konan said as she thanked the lady who brought the pot of warm water and drinks.
"We could go shopping," Niomi suggested as she sipped her iced coffee.
Sasori sighed and picked up his cup of earl grey tea and held it to his lips, "I guess that would be okay I saw a mall on our way here,"
"Along with a Wal-Mart, BestBuy, and Dollar Tree," Deidara grinned setting down his coffee.
Kakuzu's eyes lit up at the sound of the words Dollar Tree, he never heard anything as wonderful as that before. Clearing his throat he stared at Pein, "Where going to the Dollar Tree," Kakuzu assured. Pein decided he wouldn't protest it wasn't like it would make a difference anyway.
After awhile their food arrived and the members began to eat. "So we'll drive to the mall and stay there for a while, then go to Dollar Tree for Kakuzu, then we'll head back to the house and relax for the rest of tonight," Pein concluded as he polished off his orange juice.
Hidan yawned before he stretched, "Whatever lets get going then,"
Pein left a tip on the table along with the money for the food as each of the members headed for the van.
"I call shot gun!" Kisame yelled as he tried to open the door to passenger seat. Pein sighed before using his almighty push, to thrust Kisame out the way and open the door for Konan.
"There you are my love," Pein said as Konan giggled.
"Not fare Leader-sama," Kisame groaned as Itachi walked on him and into the van.
"Ow Itachi-san that hurt!" Kisame yelled as he stood up and was pushed down again by Sasori.
"Sasori what the hell?"
"Itachi did it why can't I?" He shrugged before he hopped in the van. When everyone was in, Pein drove off towards the mall.