Pein parked the van next to a red Camaro in the Hawaiian mall parking lot. Kakuzu stared at the red expensive vehicle as Pein ejected the keys and tossed them to Konan.

"Okay I already know that I laid down some rules but let me remind you, always travel with a partner and do not destroy or steal Hawaiian property" Pein warned as he stared at each member.

They all nodded as the stared in their leader's rinnegan (sp?) eyes. He narrowed his eyes at Kakuzu who was still staring at the Camaro, "Did you here me Kakuzu?" Pein asked the stitched up ninja.

Kakuzu slowly nodded before hopping out the van, the other members followed closely until each member was out of the van.

"Alright before we go crazy we need to establish who will be splitting up with who," Pein instructed.

"We also need to establish what time we will be meeting up," Sasori sighed. "Because I do hate to wait,"

"Well we'll meet here at…" Pein checked his watch it was now 12:40, "3:00, is that okay with everyone?" Pein asked as each member nodded.

"Okay now who's going with who?" Pein asked.

"Me and Kakuzu will go together," Zetsu said as Kakuzu nodded. Hidan grinned he was glad Kakuzu had decided to go with Zetsu that meant he wouldn't have to deal with Kakuzu nagging him to stop spending money.

"Niomi and I will go together," Hidan assured stepping closer to the blonde. She smiled as she latched onto Hidan's muscular arm, she didn't mine having Hidan along this time, he would be quite useful when it came to carrying her shopping bags.

"I agree Hidan can come with me," Niomi purred as she stroked Hidan's arm causing Hidan to smirk.

Savannah rolled her eyes, "Whatever who's coming with me?"

"Oh me! Right here!" Sasori grinned as he rushed over to her. Deidara narrowed his eyes before pushing Sasori to the ground and walking on him towards Savannah. "No I'll go with Savannah!" Deidara shouted before being burned by one of Itachi's fireballs.

"No I think it'll me who'll be going with Savannah," Itachi said as he began to walk over to her.

Sasori raised his head form the gravel ground as pieces of gravel fell from his face. His eyebrow twitched before he connected his chakra strings to Itachi and pulled him backwards causing him to fall backwards onto Kisame. Sasori smirked happily before hosting himself up.

"That's how the puppet man rolls," Sasori gloated as he walked next Savannah. Pein touched his forehead before sighing, "Anyway me and Konan will be taking our leave now you guys could sort this out by yourselves I hope," Pein sighed.

"It's Konan and I, Pein" Zetsu corrected. Pein narrowed his eyes and shook his head before pulling Konan from his mental group of members.

After sorting out who went with who, the members headed toward the front entrance of the mall. Several tourists and Hawaiians filled the mall, each of them walking back and forth from store to store. The smell of freshly grilled steak and pineapple traveled from a Hawaiian bar and grill, that stood on the side of the mall.

"Wow!" Tobi exclaimed. His eyes looked at the store signs, each one lit up brightly trying to attract as many costumers as possible. Tobi spotted a huge red M&M world sign and a ToysRUs, "Deidara sempi look they have a place where you can buy toys!" Tobi exclaimed as he pointed to the ToysRUs store. He began doing a weird rain type dance and waving his arms around, "Toys, Toys are for good boys!" Tobi jumped before pulling Deidara with him. "Tobi hmm let me go…"

Sasori chuckled before grabbing Savannah's hand, "Lets go Savannah I spy with my wooden eye a Pottery barn," Savannah cocked an eyebrow, "Doesn't that place sell cribs and baby crap?" Savannah asked.

"Well were going to find out aren't we?" Sasori grinned. Itachi clenched his fist before following after Savannah, "Lets go Kisame," Itachi grumbled as Kisame walked behind him.

Zetsu shoved his hands in his pockets before disappearing in the crowd with Kakuzu. The only people that were left was Niomi and Hidan. Niomi walked speedily to the directory as Hidan followed, her bright blue eyes beamed up at the several stores that were listed bellow. Hidan gulped as he saw each of them, no doubt Niomi would try to get to all of them. He was about to protest when she suddenly turned to him, her blue eyes were wild with excitement as she tucked a lock of blonde hair behind her ear. "Hidan let's hit Forever 21 first k?"

Hidan smiled, he didn't know why but every time he saw her he could never be angry, it was almost like he loved her, but that was impossible. She grinned as she wrapped her arm around his and pulled him towards the store of her choice.

Kakuzu's big green eyes glanced at the several different watches that laid out on display in the Rolex store. Each cost exceeded 700 dollars but imagine how much he could sell it for back home. Drool began to seep out his mouth as he began to imagine the beautiful green that would surround him.

Zetsu stood their full of utter confusion; he couldn't understand why his comrade was drooling over something so trivial. The fact that each item was way too expensive for Kakuzu's tastes was one of the reasons why Zetsu didn't understand the reason for Kakuzu's longing. With a sigh Zetsu turned and leaned against the green marble that outlined the high-class store. "Kakuzu can we leave now… we've been standing here for an hour now,"

Kakuzu looked at Zetsu and wiped his mouth, "Hey Zetsu I have a proposition," he chuckled deviously.

Zetsu uneasily looked at Kakuzu and back into the store, "before you tell us this proposition…may we remind you there is an officer in there…with weapon I may add,"

Kakuzu looked into the store to see a round pale security guard who clutched a 8-inch machine gun to his chest. Kakuzu shook his head. He could probably take that gun faster than that man can shoot it, but first he'd have to get rid off some deadweight. Kakuzu turned back to Zetsu who still held an uneasy gaze. "Look you and I both know that Pein trusts us more than each Akatsuki member right?"

"And?" Zetsu asked as he crossed his arms. "And that means he wouldn't mine if you or I go off by ourselves," Zetsu began to think about what Kakuzu was saying before he could object Kakuzu inputted, "and besides your technically a group of two anyway"

Zetsu nodded, "Yeah your right Kakuzu-san…besides were responsible enough to go by ourselves," Kakuzu nodded satisfied with his answer. "Now go on if Pein comes I'll cover for you," Kakuzu assured as Zetsu grinned, "And we'll do the same…see you later Kakuzu," Zetsu began to walk away toward the plant nursery located outside as Kakuzu shoved his hands in two black gloves, "Now who to take down first?" He wondered.

Niomi walked out of the changing room in a tight fitting olive green cargo shorts and white tank, she twirled in front of Hidan, who was sitting in one of the chairs located by the changing room.

"What do you think Hidan, to tight?" Niomi asked poising in the near by mirror. Hidan smirked, "Personally I don't think it's tight enough." Niomi sighed before retreating back into the changing room and putting on another pair of clothes. Hidan sighed as he waited for the blonde to walk out of the changing room again, she was his only entertainment in this boring shop.

Hidan watched as several girls walked in and out of the shop some with boyfriends, some in a group and some by themselves. Hidan groaned, he was getting impatient; they had been in this store for hours. With a small grumble he slowly got up and walked into the changing room to be greeted by Niomi. She was now wearing a pink and purple western shirt and jeans shorts. Hidan took in a breath when he saw her. What Niomi was wearing:

Her blue eyes looked up at him, "Hidan is something the matter?" she asked slowly. Hidan took a slow breath before pulling her into the changing room. "H-Hidan! Are you insane!" she yelled before he covered her mouth.

"No I'm just feeling more bad than usual," Hidan smirked as he leaned into her neck. Niomi gulped the truth was she had feelings for Hidan, but she'd never tell him that, at least not while he was awake. Hidan took in her fruity scent she smelled so good. "H-Hidan if you touch me I'll k-kill you," Niomi squeaked.

Hidan smirked, "But I'm not touching you yet…" With that Hidan slid his hand up her side until it reached her face. Niomi blushed a bright red causing Hidan to smirk, "Are you enjoying this?" he asked as Niomi shook her head.

"N-No I d-don't like this," She whispered. Hidan smiled before kissing her neck causing her blush to grow brighter.

"I think you do like this…" Hidan whispered against her skin. Niomi sighed in defeat before pulling Hidan's face towards hers. Hidan was shocked at her actions as he stared into her bright blue eyes.

"Niomi?" he said as he cocked an eyebrow in confusion. She squeaked her eyes shut before pulling him to her lips. She didn't know why but right now she just couldn't get enough of him.

"Deidara-sempi look they have Deidara dollies," Tobi grinned as he picked up a blonde haired doll.

Deidara's eyes twitched, "That's a Barbie doll you bastard!" he growled. Tobi hadn't heard him and continued walking down the isle, observing every toy that he passed.

"Oooh look at this one Deidara-sempi!" Tobi shouted enthusiastically as he picked up an orange ball. "I wonder what it does?"

Deidara watched as Tobi placed his toys in a near by trolley, and angled the ball over the ground. Deidara carefully read the label on the ball 'new super bounce ball bounces up to 20 feet or more' Deidara's eyes widened there was no way this store's roof was 20 feet. Tobi raised the ball above his head before Deidara yelled, "No Tobi don't!"

However it was too late, Tobi threw the ball down with as much strength and chakra power as he could muster up. The ball slammed against the tile floor before it flew high up to the roof and slammed into one of the lights above causing it to break and fall down.

"Tobi! You jackass! Look what you did!" Deidara growled. Tobi gulped as the ball flew back down to the ground and bounced down the isle knocking over a woman and a young girl.

Tobi's eyes widened as he covered his hole in his mask with his hands. Deidara sighed as the ball bounced up and knocked down another light causing it to fall on top of one of the workers.

"Tobi your just one big problem," Deidara sighed. Tobi began to whimper as a waterfall of tears came from his hole in his mask. "I-I'm sorry Deidara-sempi!"

Deidara shook his head and sighed, "Whatever lets just get outta here before…." A strong hand grabbing his shoulder interrupted him. He slowly turned around to face an angry man with a few bruises on his face. "Where do you think your going Barbie?!" The man asked causing Deidara to twitch in anger. "Who do you think your calling Barbie hmm?!" Deidara growled as the man clenched his teeth. "Whose gonna pay for all this?" He pointed at the mass destruction that the ball caused.

"I don't know I wasn't the one who caused it," Deidara defended shaking the man's hand off his shoulder. "I saw you with my own eyes, playing with that ball!" The man growled.

Deidara cocked an eyebrow before backing up next to Tobi, he slowly leaned next to the orange masked ninja, "Run" he whispered. Before he began running at full speed out of the store. Tobi ran right behind him as the man yelled for them to stop.

"Sempi I think were being bad boys!" Tobi yelled as Deidara continued to run between several people. "Shut up hmm!" Deidara yelled he quickly looked back to see the man and a few others dressed in blue running behind them. 'this would be so much easier if he could just blow them up' Deidara thought before turning back in front of him.

His blue eyes searched the mall for an escape, he couldn't blow them up and he couldn't use tweet-tweet. With a small sigh he grabbed Tobi and pulled him around the corner into another store before hiding among the clothes.

Deidara watched as the man and officers ran passed the store before he sighed in relief. He then glared at Tobi, "This is your fault we can't go out looking like this now since they'll notice us!" Deidara yelled as Tobi sobbed.

Deidara sighed before looking around, they had ended up into a store named hot topic. With a small sigh he turned to Tobi, "Were going to have to use a disguise," Deidara concluded. "ooo Tobi loves disguises!" Tobi squealed causing a gothic girl to look at them.

"Tobi shut up hmm!" Deidara warned, "Now we'll have to use clothes from this…store," Deidara couldn't help but look weirdly at the different items that filled the dark store. "Hmm well let Tobi go and search!" Tobi beamed before running off to the back of the store.

"Whatever," Deidara then walked off to look around the store for clothes and any other items he could use, once he was done he quickly cashed up the clothes and items before going into the changing room to get dressed. Deidara some how died his hair a bright red and wore gothic clothes with a few fake piercings.

Once he was done he shoved his clothes in the hot topic bag and walked out in his disguise. His eyes widened in amazement when he saw his reflection in the mirror. He looked like a completely different person, in fact he looked like…

"Ha ha Sempi you look like Sasori!" Tobi grinned beside him. "Shut up hmm," Deidara growled before looking at his partner, "Tobi you can't wear that mask they'll know it's you," Deidara sighed as Tobi whimpered. "But, this mask is what makes Tobi, Tobi, it's what make Tobi a good boy,"

Deidara rolled his eyes, "No! You can't wear it, now go find something else!" He growled as Tobi nodded. Tobi then searched the store before going back into the changing room and changing. When he walked out he was now wearing an orange beanie and his black hair was over his eyes and was cover most of his face except for his mouth.

Deidara narrowed his eyes, was he serious! He really wanted to see what Tobi looked like under that mask. "Lets go find Sasori hmm before I blow you up," Deidara groaned before walking out the store with Tobi behind him. "What did Tobi do?"

Hidan slowly began to unbutton Niomi shirt as he pushed her up against the wall. Niomi and Hidan had been making out for at least half an hour, and Hidan didn't seem to want to stop. Who knows when he'll get another opportunity like this?

"H-Hidan" Niomi gasped as his cold hand touched her skin. Hidan smirked as his hand slowly sent chills up her spine. They continued to make out before a voice stopped them. "Um miss Niomi did you find everything okay? You've been in there for a while" a woman asked. Niomi froze as her eyes widened, she was sure they'd get into a lot of trouble if the sales associate found them making out in a fitting room.

"Erm, y-yes everything uh fits perfectly," Niomi nervously assured. She hoped the woman couldn't see that there were two pairs of feet in the changing room instead of one. Niomi silently waited until the woman spoke again, "Okay well I'll wait by the counter for you," with that she swiftly walked off allowing Niomi to sigh.

"Everything does fit perfectly, doesn't it?" Hidan asked as his magenta eyes gleamed with mischief. Niomi rolled her eyes before pushing him away from her. "What happened just now, whatever you thought was happening, was not happening, and was never going

to happen." She quickly whispered as a smirk formed on his face.

"Of course not we couldn't possible do that in a public place," Hidan smirked before caressing her cheek. "Don't touch me you old, ugly bastard!" she growled before picking up the clothes and heading for the counter. Hidan only shrugged before pulling his shirt back on and walking out behind her.

Sasori stood wide-eyed in the dark Abercrombie & Finch store, after finding out that the pottery barn store was actually a store that sold household products; Savannah had asked to check out the Abercrombie & Finch store. They'd been in here for a while now and she'd tried on at least 30 different outfits.

Sasori smirked before letting out a huge laugh causing a lot of people to look at him. "It's not funny hmm," Deidara sighed as Sasori continued to laugh. "it's hilarious ha, ha, ha, wait until Savannah see's you, she's gonna freak" Deidara sighed before crossing his arms. At least the dye wasn't permanent he thought before moving over so a girl could walk pass.

She did a double take before a flirtatious smile passed over her face. "I think she likes Deidara-sempai," Tobi grinned as Deidara looked at the girl. She gave a small wave causing Deidara to shyly look away. Sasori tossed him a confused look before turning around, "What's up with you?" he asked before he spotted the girl who was winking at Deidara.

Sasori's eyes widened, "She isn't winking at you she's winking at me!" he growled. Deidara smiled, "No Dana I believe she thinks I look hot." "With that red hair please you look like a fire hydrant!" "it's the same colour as yours hmm," Deidara smirked as Sasori huffed. Just then Savannah walked next to Sasori with a smile she held two bags in each hand, "Okay I'm all set Sasori," she grinned before her face fell in shock.

"D-Deidara?! Is that you?!" she asked as her eyes widened. "Don't ask, hmm" Deidara sighed as Savannah, grinned, "I'm not promising, but… it looks… good on you," "Really?" Deidara grinned as she nodded. "Yeah it does," With that the two walked out of the store leaving Tobi and Sasori behind.

"Your right Sasori-sempai Savannah-san did freak!" Tobi grinned as Sasori grumbled and followed Deidara and Savannah.

Niomi and Hidan walked in silence through the mall. None of them said anything since the forever 21 incident; sure Niomi went to other stores, bought other clothes, but she didn't try them on. She had just handed the shopping bags to Hidan and he carried them, even though they were getting a bit heavy now.

The two continued to walk through the crowd of people before they reached the food court. Hidan spotted an Hawaiian themed clock on the wall of the food court; it was now 2:45. They would have to starting heading back to the van soon. Hidan turned towards Niomi who had been looking at him in the corner of her eye. She quickly looked away as he smirked, "Niomi we should probably head back since it's 2:45" "Sure" she said quickly before walking off.

Hidan sighed as he caught up to her, "Why are you being such a f*cking b*tch? It wasn't like I forced you," Niomi narrowed her blue eyes before turning around to face him. Her blood boiled inside of her and she could almost feel lightning inching off her skin. "Shut up Hidan! Just forget what happened and if you even so much as hint what went on in that changing room to anyone…" Niomi growled through clenched teeth as she gripped Hidan's shirt, "I'll summon Saber and he'll rip...your…ass…to…shreeddssss!" she growled before letting him go.

Hidan sighed, Saber was Niomi's ninja tiger summoning, he basically loved to protect and serve Niomi and would kill himself if she asked him to. So telling Saber to kill Hidan wouldn't be much of a hassle and to top it all off Saber and Hidan didn't have a very good relationship to begin with.

Hidan watched as Niomi walked away from him, her hips swayed from left to right in her mini yellow shorts. Her blonde ponytail did the same as she walked quickly to the front entrance of the mall. Each step she took made her hair bounce in a sassy fashion. Hidan smirked as he walked behind her, what could he say? He loved his woman feisty.

Pein sat at one of the small tables in pink berry, while he waited for Konan to join him. "Pein look they have parfaits," Konan giggle as she took a seat in the neon green chair across from Pein. Pein slowly looked up at Konan before groaning, he quickly placed his head back down on the cool table. "Hmm it's sooo good why can't we have this stuff in the rain village?" Konan moaned as she ate the ice cream.

Pein's eye twitched, "I don't know Konan, maybe because it rains all the time in the rain village and all the fruit and flipping vegetables die and then people come to you complaining that they don't have any vegetation to eat, like you're the jolly green giant and can just easily make the fricken food reappear from the damn grave of FLIPPEN VEGTABLES AND FRUIT!"

Konan cocked an eyebrow as she watched Pein take deep breaths, "Wow someone's grumpy today," she commented, "are you just mad because you didn't get any of the parfait?" she asked pushing the spoon to him. "NO KONAN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MY HEAD HURTS LIKE HELL!" Pein yelled before holding his head and resting it back down on the table. Konan smirked before she continued eating, "I told you not to drink to much of that wine," Konan grinned in her I told you so voice.

"But they were giving out free wine samples Konan…free," "Your starting to sound like Kakuzu," Konan sighed. Pein moaned in distress before laying back down on the table. Konan smiled before finishing up her parfait and tossing the cup in the garbage. She then walked over to the orange haired man, "Pein-sama I'm ready to leave now," She whispered in his ear seductively causing his face to turn red.

Pein slowly got up and picked up his bags, "Lets go then," he sighed as he and Konan headed for the van.

Itachi leaned against the silver van as he waited for the rest of the Akatsuki to arrive or least Pein since he had the keys. Kisame stretched as he walked over to Itachi, "God were is Leader-sama?" Kisame groaned as Itachi sighed. "I don't know, I would send you to look for him, but you'll probably end up getting lost," Kisame decide to ignore the fact that Itachi had just called him useless and went to look through the shopping bags.

He pulled out a red and black stripped polo shirt and looked at it before turning to Itachi, "Itachi-san you bought a polo shirt from Abercrombie & Finch?" Kisame asked as Itachi looked at him. "Yes Kisame, I also bought black skinnies to go with the awesome polo. Not to mention the stylish shades I got from American eagle or the awesome black button down shirt I got on sale at Banana Republic, or the…" Kisame watched as his partner continued to go on and on about the various clothing that he bought from every store that carried men's clothes.

Kisame sighed before pushing the shirt back into the bag and standing up. He hadn't bought as much things as Itachi, in fact the only thing Kisame had bought was a few shirts, some shorts and a blue marlin surf board. As Itachi continued to brag about the stuff he bought, Zetsu came from under the ground surprising Kisame. "Oh my god Zetsu you scared me!" Kisame gulped. Zetsu chuckled, "Sorry," he apologized.

Itachi looked strangely at the plant man, "What do you got there Zetsu?" he asked pointing to the green bag in Zetsu's hand. Zetsu looked at the bag in his hand before smiling, "Oh this is just the most awesome blossom ever!" Zetsu grinned before pulling a pot with brightly coloured flowers. "Wow their pretty," Kisame observed as Zetsu smiled.

"I-I know isn't she…she truly is something beautiful" Zetsu sighed as he admired the plant. "It's just a plant…" Itachi sighed before rolling his eyes. Zetsu gasped before cover the plant's "ears" "Don't say such…vulgar things Itachi…" "Vulg… I just said it was a pla-"

"DON'T SAY IT AGAIN!" Zetsu shouted before cradling the plant to his face. "It huts her feelings," Itachi's eye twitched, "Her? It's a plant!"

"Shut up Itachi!" Zetsu yelled as Itachi groaned and rolled his eyes.

"No I don't want to hear it, I don't want your old body!" Niomi yelled as Hidan rolled his eyes. "Oh come on you know you do," He smirked. "Shut up!" she growled. Niomi quickly walked over to the van and greeted everyone, but her eyes stayed on Itachi.

"Hey Itachi did you have a fun time shopping?" Niomi asked as Itachi groaned. "I was having a fun time up until you came along," Niomi pouted before crossing her arms, "So mean," her eyes then laid on Zetsu's flowers, "Whoa that's such a pretty plant…" Zetsu gasped before pulling the plant toward him, "You to Niomi! Doesn't surprise me she's not that smart!" Niomi frowned, "What did I say?"

Before Zetsu could say anything, Pein and Konan approached the van and not to far behind them where Sasori and the others. "Well is everyone here?" Pein asked. "Heh, Heh I don't know it looks like there are two knew members Pein," Kisame grinned as he looked at Deidara and Tobi.

Pein sighed before face palming himself, "I don't want to know… just put your bags in the trunk and get into the van so we could leave please," Everyone did as he said as they pilled into the van, Pein stopped Itachi before he walked into the van. "Yes Leader-sama?" Itachi asked as he looked at Pein. "You drive I'm to tired and I have a splitting head ache!" Pein grumbled as he handed the ponytailed Uchiha the keys.

"um okay then, do you want Konan to…" Pein quickly interrupted him, "Konan joins me in the back," Pein mumbled as Konan smiled, "He's needs someone to help him get to sleep," Konan explained. Itachi just gave them both a confused look as he unlocked the front seat door and hopped in. "OOO that means I get SHOTGUN!" Kisame yelled as he ran out the door towards the passenger seat.

"Kisame shut up!" Pein yelled before holding his head in pain. Kisame smirked before turning around to look at Pein, "That's called Karma Pein,"

"Shut it sharky!" Pein growled before laying down next to Konan. "W-Wait a minute if your laying in the back there where are we meant to sit?" Niomi asked. "Pair up and pick a lap," Pein grumbled. Niomi's mouth fell open before Hidan smirked, "So do you want to sit in my lap?"

Niomi crossed her arms before turning away from him, "No I want to sit in Kakuzu's," It was Hidan's turn to be shocked, "What? But, but-"

"That's right Hidan this butt is going to be sitting in Kakuzu's lap," she smiled as he glared at her. "Kakuzu isn't even here, so how are you going to sit in his lap?" Hidan asked. Niomi quickly looked around to see Kakuzu wasn't anywhere in sight, "Kakuzu isn't here?" Pein asked, "Then where the hell is he?!" Before anyone could answer Pein shook his head, "Forget! For-get it I don't give a damn anymore if he's not here by the time we leave then by Jashin that's to bad!" Pein growled.

"Hey I said don't say Jashin's name in vain," Hidan yelled. Niomi rolled her eyes, "You never said that!"

"Yes I did," Hidan argued.

"No you didn't, besides no one cares about your stupid Jashin," Niomi growled.

"Guys" Savannah sighed.

"Stop talking about my Jashin!" Hidan shouted.

"Guys," Savannah said a little louder.

"Jashin, Jashin, Jashin!" Niomi smirked.

"Guys!"

"What?!" Niomi and Hidan asked as they turned to Savannah. "Cut it out and get in," Savannah shouted before hopping in the van and sitting on both Sasori and Deidara's laps. Tobi sat on Zetsu even though Zetsu told him not to and Niomi sat next to Hidan.

"Um Kakuzu is still not here should we go look for-"Itachi began. "NO LEAVE NOW!" Pein demanded as Itachi nodded and started the engine.

He slowly backed out of the parking lot and headed for the beach house.