Chapter 15: Revenge is so sweet
After dealing with Itachi's wound and finding Kisame after several hours, the Akatsuki had returned home. "Well I'm glad that's over," Pein muttered. Konan smiled, "Well I'm glad we attended, I had fun," Everyone agreed, they did enjoy themselves, even Itachi enjoyed himself even though he got stabbed by his little brother. "Well I know I had fun…right Niomi?" Hidan smirked as she blushed slightly. Savannah gave the two strange looks as Niomi cleared her throat, "Um yeah I had fun at the luau and getting my glass of water," she assured. Savannah looked away from them and Hidan's face fell, "Um I'm going to take a shower," Niomi stuttered before bolting for her room.
"I now know the pain Naruto must go through with knowing Sasuke doesn't love him," Itachi muttered as Kisame stood next to him. Kisame shook his head at his partner before putting on a big grin, "Well I had fun Itachi-san and look I even made a new friend!" Everyone turned to see Kisame reveal a small baby shark. Pein's eyes widened before he raced over to the blue skinned ninja, "What…is…that?" he growled. Kisame took a small step back, "Oh um well this is Ivana the shark, I kinda rescued her from sharks cove,"
Pein's eye twitched, "Rescued her?! You mean stole her right, you stole her?!" Kisame backed up again before shaking his head, "N-No I didn't she was willing to come," he assured.
"And how do you know?"
"Um…well she told me,"
Pein closed his eyes before sighing, "You know what I don't care anymore, just make sure it doesn't kill anyone," he grumbled before walking off. Konan followed along with Zetsu and Kakuzu, Itachi looked at Kisame before walking over to his room, "Just make sure you don't bring that thing in our room-ow damn it, well at least this is a wound from my dear-sniff- brother Sasuke." Savannah shook her head, "I don't think Itachi will ever learn that Sasuke doesn't actually love him,"
"He's an idiot hm," Deidara grumbled. A smile crept on Savannah's face, "Well on that note, I'm going on a hut for a certain bird boy you guys in?" Savannah asked.
"Hell yeah hm!" Deidara shouted. "Tobi's in to!" Tobi cheered. Deidara glared at the masked ninja, "Why do you have to come?"
"'Cus Tobi wants to!" Tobi grinned.
"Sasori what about you?" Savannah asked. Sasori really didn't feel like going, after all he didn't see the point there was no guarantee they would fine the taka team, not to mention how devastated Itachi would be if Sasuke was injured or worse killed. Besides he wasn't as young as they were, but he couldn't bring himself to say no after all he wasn't going to let Deidara spend all his time with Savannah.
"Yeah whatever," he grumbled.
"Good," Savannah cheered. "Yes good choice dana," Deidara grinned as he held up his hand for a hi-five.
"Not on your life brat," he growled.
"Well come on lets go," Savannah smirked before her and the boys walked out the door discreetly. The only people left standing in the foyer of the house was Hidan, Kisame and his new shark friend. "Well sharky I'm turning in for the night I'm f*cking tired, see ya," Hidan yawned as he headed for his room. Kisame nodded and smiled, "Yeah see ya," As soon as the door closed Kisame let out a sigh of relief before pulling out two other sharks, "I thought they'd never leave," he sighed before heading for the kitchen.
Niomi turned off the tap before wrapping the towel around her waist and drying her hair. She then wiped the steam off the mirror and looked at her reflection, the love bites around her neck had slightly faded and she was sure she'd be able to cover them up with her hair if she needed to. She could feel her face getting warm as she shook her head, "No I will not be intimidated by him!" she promised as she raised her fist. She then walked out the door only to see Hidan sitting on the bed, her eyes widened as her face turned completely red. "Niomi?" A smirk crept on his face, "I see your trying to seduce me,"
Before she could escape into the bathroom, Hidan stood up and grabbed her wrist before pulling her into his arms. "Well I have to say it's working," he whispered. Niomi looked to the side as she tried to hide her blushing face, "So what should we do tonight?" Instantly she became stiff in his arms, Hidan raised an eyebrow, "Eh? Niomi?"
"U-U-Um I need to put on my clothes s-so p-please let m-me go,"
As she tried to move Hidan only held her tighter, "Tell me you mine and I'll let you go," he smirked. Niomi's eyes widened, "I-I- NO!" she shouted before electrocuting him. "Ow-" Hidan whispered before he fell on top of the bed.
Niomi gasped as she ran to his side, "Hidan, I-I'm so sorry I didn't mean to-" before she could finish Hidan turned over and pinned her beneath him. "Don't worry I'll forgive you," he mumbled before leaning closer to her face. "I'm going to make you say your mine, even if I have to take all night," He smirked. Niomi's heart was beating so fast she could hardly hear herself think, Hidan smirk widened as he kissed her neck causing her to gasp. "H-Hidan," she mumbled as he moved further downward, before kissing the top of her chest. His hand slowly moved down her side, before landing on her inner thigh.
"Do you like this Niomi?" he asked as his hand moved closer to her womanhood. "Hidan I-"
"Niomi I was meant to-" Kakuzu looked up to see Niomi laying flat on the bed with her eyes open and Hidan laying face down on the floor, "Ask you something…what's going on in here?" he wondered. "N-Nothing!" she shouted before hopping off the bed and running to him, "W-Why would y-you think something was going on?" she questioned. Kakuzu looked from Hidan to her, "Um…never mind I actual came in her to ask you-" before he could finish his eyes went wide when he saw Niomi's towel head south. "Sh*t!" she cursed as she tried to grab her towel, even though she failed.
She quickly wrapped the towel back around her body before looking at the red-faced ninja. "Kakuzu?" she questioned. Kakuzu's eye twitched before he had a nosebleed and fainted. "Kakuzu!"
"AHAHAHA STUPID F*CKER COULDN'T HANDLE YOUR BODY!" Hidan laughed while he leaned on his hand. Niomi turned around to glare at him, "Seriously Hidan this is serious I think he hit his head," Niomi mumbled. "Well if it makes you feel any better I saw my fill of your body," Hidan smirked before licking his lips. Niomi blushed before walking over to Kakuzu and shaking his shoulder, "Kakuzu, hey Kakuzu are you awake?"
The stitched ninja only groaned but didn't wake up, "Hidan I think he's-" she stopped abruptly when she saw Hidan was in the back of her, "Damn it Hidan you scared me," she breathed. "Did I?" he smirked. Niomi stiffened when she felt his hand on her butt, "H-Hidan!" she screeched. Before she could get away he placed his other hand on her butt and pulled her closer to his body. He slowly tilted his head to be angled with her neck before nipping at it, "H-Hidan s-top," she blushed. "Admit your mine then I'll stop," he whispered before smirking, "Maybe,"
"Hidan!" Niomi yelled.
Meanwhile Savannah and her crew were outside what seemed to be a four seasons resort. "Are you sure this is where that Sasuke brat is?" Sasori asked. Savannah nodded, "Yeah I'm sure, I sensed his chakra, " she then scrunched up her nose, "it's disgusting, its full of egotisticness," she mumbled. "Are you sure that's not Deidara-senpai's chakra?" Tobi asked. Deidara glared at him before putting him in a chokehold, "Damn you Tobi! I'll kill you!"
"Shhhh!" Savannah hissed before turning back towards the hotel, "Now how are we going to get in there?"
"Hmm Tobi has an idea," Tobi smiled. Everyone looked at him uneasily, "What is it hm?"
"No way I'm not doing it!"
"Come on dana," Deidara begged. Sasori glared at him before crossing his arms, "Why do I have to dress up as a kid?" he grumbled.
"It was either that or an old man and a child fits your character better, hm" Deidara explained. Sasori glared at him, "Well if that's the case why aren't you a girl?" he growled, which made Deidara glare at him.
"I still don't see why we can't just walk in," Sasori grumbled. Savannah smiled slightly before walking over to him, "Because if we do that, then Sasuke will see us coming," she assured, "Besides I think you look cute like that," Sasori's eyes widened as he blushed, "Whatever,"
"Okay are you guys ready?" Savannah asked the boys. They nodded even though they weren't sure about the idea. She then nodded before smiling and adjusting her clothes, "Okay guys lets go," With that they headed toward the entrance of the resort, the four Akatsuki members gasped in astonishment when they came upon the lobby of the resort. It was huge, palm trees were everywhere not to mention the large check in counter located in the middle of the lobby. "Well this is not what I expected," Savannah mumbled. "Why didn't we stay here instead hm?" Deidara asked as they walked closer to the counter.
A man with deep brown hair and light brown eyes was sitting behind one of the computers at the check in desk. He slowly looked up to meet Savannah and the others, "Oh hello," he smiled, "Can I help you?" Savannah looked at the man before clearing her throat, "Um right I was wondering if you could tell me which room Sasuke Uchiha was in," The man looked at them curiously, "Um who are you?" he wondered. Savannah cleared her throat, "Oh well um we're his relatives, um we're here to visit him since he's on vacation, we want it to be a surprise though," she smiled.
The man blinked before smiling again, "Well I'd love to help you but I'm not aloud to give out the customers info…" before he could finish Savannah hopped on top of the desk and leaned in close to him, "Please I really would like to see him," she smiled as she fluttered her eye lashes. The man blushed a bright red as he stuttered, "U-Um well I…let me see what I can do," he gulped before typing on his computer. "Um the room is number 423 on the fourth floor," he informed. Savannah smiled before caressing the guy's cheek, "Thanks, that really meant a lot to me," with that she slid off of the counter and headed towards the elevator. Sasori and Deidara narrowed their eyes, damn that guy, they thought. "Let's go Senpai!" Tobi yelled, "I mean daughter," Deidara glared at Tobi, "Tobi hm I'm going to kill you!" he growled as he and Sasori headed toward the elevator.
Niomi looked down at Kakuzu before she stood up with a sigh and walked back into her room. "I think Kakuzu will be okay, but still I think you should have at least taken him to his room," Niomi grumbled as she closed the door. Hidan turned his head to look at her, "Seriously you wanted me to lug that fat f*cking money hog up those stairs, I rather kill myself," he laughed. Niomi rolled her eyes before sitting next to him, "You can't even do that," she sighed. He shrugged, Niomi looked at him before smiling slightly, "That was kinda funny how he had a nose bleed and fainted," she snickered.
Hidan looked at her before getting up and smirking, "It f*cking was, that's why I laughed, dumb bastard," Hidan laughed while Niomi giggled the two didn't even realize how close they were until they stopped laughing. Hidan's eyes traveled to Niomi's lips and back up to her eyes, he then slowly leaned toward her. Niomi didn't hesitate she slowly closed her eyes and kissed him lightly, for the first time she actually was sure that she liked him maybe even loved him. The kiss only lasted for a few minutes, but it felt like hours, "Please say you'll be mine," Hidan whispered. Niomi felt her heart squeeze, before she smiled slightly, "Will you stop believing in Jashin and cursing?"
Hidan was taken back by the question and instantly glared at her, "The f*ck? Hell no why the f*ck would I do that?" he questioned. Niomi laughed before kissing his cheek softly and laying down, "I know you wouldn't I was just teasing you," she whispered before her eyes closed. Hidan blushed slightly before grumbling, "Yeah well I didn't believe you anyways…" he muttered before laying next to her. A few minutes went by before Hidan heard Niomi's voice, "Hey…can I cuddle up to you?" she asked. Hidan felt his heart pound before he turned around and smirked, "Fine since you want to feel my body, I'll let you," he whispered. She smiled as she playfully rolled her eyes before hugging him, she didn't know why, but she felt safe in his arms.
Savannah and the others walked out of the elevator and headed towards Sasuke's room. "So what's the plan when we get there hmm?" Deidara asked. Savannah looked at him before smiling, "Its simple dei, we'll send Tobi to knock on the door and distract who ever comes to the door, I'm pretty sure Sasuke wont be at the door because his ass is to lazy for that," she grumbled. Deidara gave her an odd look, "Okay…but what if he does?"
"Then we'll attack him on the spot," an evil smiled filled her face causing the guys to gulp. "Wouldn't it just be better to prank them?" Tobi asked. "For once I agree with the idiot," Deidara then turned to Savannah, "Lets prank them instead, we could even use my art, hm,"
Sasori rolled his eyes, "Remember we can't kill them, well Sasuke since Itachi would flip," Sasori remined. Savannah and Deidara growned before she smiled, "Fine we'll prank them, but we have to come up with a good one,"
Tobi bounced up and down, "oo, oo, Tobi has an idea!"
"What is it hm?"
"Well we could knock on their door and then leave, so when they open the door no one will be there!"
The three look at Tobi in silence before Deidara smacked him over the head, "That's stupid Tobi!" he growled causing the ninja to wimper. Savannah touched his head, "Try harder okay?" he nodded as they continued to think of a prank. "Were going to prank all of them, Sasuke, the red head Karin, Suigetsu and even that orange haird guy," Savannah chuckled before she snapped her fingers. "I know I'll need someone to destract them while I put tokum powder in the hair dryer," she smirked. Deidara grinned at the idea, "Hmm that covers Karin and maybe Sasuke, but just incase what other ideas do you have?" She turned to him before an evil smile filled her face, "Oh lots,"
Zetsu yawned as he sat up in his bed, he scratched the back of his head and looked around the room before slowly heading for the bathroom. He quickly used it before walking back to bed, only a few minutes passed before his stomach growled. "We're hungry," Black Zetsu spoke. "I can clearly see that," White Zetu hissed back. Their stomach growled once more before Zetsu desided to get up and headed for the kitchen. Before he reached the entrance he noticed Kakuzu lying on the couch, he looked as if he was passed out. Zetsu slowly aproched the man and looked at him, "Should we wake him?" White Zetsu asked. "Of course not you idiot, lets just g-"
"I'm waking him up!" White Zetsu grinned as he reached out to wake up Kakuzu. "No! Lets go to the kitchen! I'm hungry!" Black Zetsu growled as he tried to pull his side of the body towards the kitchen. "No lets wake up Kakuzu!" White Zetsu strained as he tried to move towards Kakuzu. This continued on for a few minutes before they stopped, "Wait a minute we can just split apart," Black Zetsu assured.
"Oh yeah," With that the two detached from one another, Black Zetsu went into the kitchen while white Zetsu stayed next to Kakuzu. White Zetsu slowly shook Kakuzu, before his eyes flew open, causing white Zetsu to jump slightly, "K-Kakuzu-chan are you okay? You were passed out on the couch," Zetsu explained. Kakuzu looked at Zetsu before looking around he then touched his head, before remembering what happened, his face then blushed a deep red. "I-I don't remember how I got here, but, there's something going on with Niomi and Hidan," he muttered. White Zetsu cocked an eyebrow before looking over at Niomi and Hidan's room door, "Huh? What do you mean?" he questioned. Kakuzu slowly stood up before shaking his head, "I don't know maybe its nothing, but those two are up to something," he mumbled as he headed for the stairs.
White Zetsu watched as Kakuzu walked up the stairs, before he turned to look back at the door. What could Kakuzu have meant by that? He wondered. Suddently a hand touched his shoulder, causing him to turn around, "What's your problem?" it was Black Zetsu. Of course he had already ate, but what Zetsu didn't know. White Zetsu looked back at Hidan and Niomi's room door, "What are you looking at?" Black Zetsu asked as he fused back with White Zetsu. "Kakuzu said Niomi and Hidan are up to something," he then turned to him, "What do you think that means?"
Balck Zetsu looked at the door before shrugging, "Why don't we go and find out," without a protest Zetsu walked over to the door before leaning his ear of the door. It was completely quiet all they could really hear was the sound of Hidan's snoring and a bit of mumbling. "Sounds like they're sleeping to me," Black Zetsu spoke. Zetsu kept on listening, "What are you two doing?" Zetsu jumped at the sound of Itachi's voice.
"Itachi-san what are you doing here?" he questioned. Itachi looked at him with a borded exprestion before yawning, "I was going to the kitchen to get some water, once again what are you doing?" Zetsu blinked as he got nervous, "U-Um I uh was…checking…"
"Were you spying on the two of them?" Itachi asked jolting his chin in the direction of Hidan and Niomi room door. Zetsu looked at the door then back at Itachi, "Um no," Itachi continued to look at Zestu before rolling his eyes and walking off, "I don't care about Hidan and I especially don't care about Niomi, so carry one with whatever you were doing," he sighed before walking off towards the kitchen. Zetsu watched as Itachi disspeared into the kitchen before he looked back at the door, "Lets just go I'm sure Hidan and Niomi aren't up to anything more than sleeping," Black Zetsu yawned.
With a shrugged White Zetsu agreed and traveled up stairs, Itachi returned from the kithen with his glass of water. He was surprised Zetsu was gone, he slowly headed back to his room before he stopped and looked at Niomi and Hidan's door. What could they actually be doing that is that interesting enough for Zetsu to spy on them? Itachi wondered to himself, he was about to go closer to the door, but stopped, "Wait what am I doing? I'm waisting my valuble beauty sleep time that's what I'm doing!" Itachi scold himself before hurrying back to his room.
"Is everything in place?" Sasori questioned. At first he wasn't into this prank thing. But after awhile it got pretty exciting, he'd even gotten pretty creative with the pranks."Everything good here hm," Deidara grinned. Savannah smirked with joy, "This is going to be so sweet," she laughed evily. "Now we just have to watch the show hm," Deidara grinned. They laughed as they waited for things to get poppin. Karin was the first to move she had just gotten out the shower and wrapped a towel around her body, just like Savannah hopped she didn't dry off completely and went straight for the hair dryer. Time moved so slow as Karin plugged in the hair dryer a bit of white powder fell from the hair dryer, but went unnoticed. "I'm going to make myself look so cute for Sasuke-kun," she grinned as she turned on the hair dryer. Before she could stop herself the entire dryer puffed out a white cloud of powder. Savannah covered her mouth so she wouldn't laugh out loud. Karin blinked before spitting out some powder than ended up in her mouth.
She looked at herself before he body shook in anger, "SUIGETSUUUUUUUU!" she screamed. Suigetsu swiftly ran into the bath before coming to a hault, "Ha? What happened to you Karin?" he laughed. Her eyes narrowed as a deadly aura filled the air around her, she then grabbed his shirt, "As if you don't know you water bastard!" she growled. Suigetsu held up his hands, "Seriously I don't know who did this to you, for all you know it could have been Sasuke," he laughed just before a punch landed in his face.
Savannah suppressed a laugh as she turned to laugh in Sasori's chest. Sasori swallowed as he tried not to blush, Deidara glared at Sasori before he turned back to watch the pranks unfold. By the time Savannah and the others returned it was 2 in the morning. They came in laughing loudly, even so Deidara still gave Tobi a glare, he had to carry the orange masked ninja all the way home since he fell asleep on the roof. "D-D-Did you see Sasuke's face when his bed blew up?" Savannah laughed. The boys erupted into laughs again and nodded. They continued to laugh before they stopped when Kisame walked into the living room with two sharks under his arms.
He froze when he saw them, no one said anything for awhile, Kisame then looked at the sharks then back at them, "Uh I can explain," he spoke. Savannah held up her hand, "Um no-no need Kisame, I didn't see anything right guys?"
"I don't even know what you're talking about," Sasori shrugged, "Good night Savannah, Kisame," he then walked upstairs.
Deidara looked at Kisame and shrugged, "Me neither and Tobi's sleep, hm" with a small sigh he said goodnight and followed Sasori upstairs. Savannah looked back at Kisame before smiling, "Just don't bring them in our room," she laughed and headed to her room also.
Kisame whipped his brow, "Whew that was a close one,"