Spooky's Jump Scare M- OH LOOK IT'S BILL CIPHER

Chapter 2: Wrong Time for Shipping

Beginning AN:

...I think at this point I've kind of figured out that, when it comes to SBIG (and to a lesser extent, some of my serious works - Arc 2 is my least favorite of the three arcs in run:gifocalypse (although I still kind of like chapter 9)), I suck at writing the middles of stories. Between me being trapped with how to write this yet having a good enough idea for the finale, to me being stuck on naruto the guy with the ninja's third chapter... I really shouldn't plan for the cool stuff in the beginning and the cool stuff at the end without trying to have at least some point of overlap in the middle. The better option is to give the middle its own cool stuff. Uh... but as it stands, this chapter and chapter 3 of guy with the ninja fall in some kind of awkward 'in-between' considering my definite plans from the first chapter(s in the case of ntgwtn) of this and what's going to happen a bit later.

Just think of this chapter as, say, a continuation of the introduction of the specimen?

Okay, so that's the roster so far.

Specimens 1 all over the place. Now there was 4, except to make things interesting, 2 and 3 were also around.

Anyway, Spooky phased in to the room if she wasn't already there and laughed.

"Take on my horrors if you dare and try to find Room 1000!"

"What room are we on now?" Dipper asked.

"166."

"FUCK!"

"You might team up with this 'Bill' guy, but I want to hunt you myself!" .GIFfany cheered establically.

Spooky left after that, just kind of leaving the Specimens to go nuts and attack the kids (and maybe the two Gravity Falls supernaturals as well). Dipper, Mabel, and Pacifica all ended up hiding away in some place. But Bill didn't quite like this as they were also indirectly running away from him.

"HEY, WAIT!" He shouted. "WHAT HAPPENED TO TEAMING UP WITH ME OUT OF DESPERATION? OR WHATEVEER YOU WERE TRYING TO DO!? DAMMIT!"

So in this hidden side area, the trio had to debate what to do with the specimen.

"I don't know." Said Dipper. "J3 is giving no information on them at all. I don't know their weakness."

"Well, maybe we can't focus on fighting them but focus on something else..." Mabel said in a teasing matchmaker way.

"Something else?" Asked Dipper. "What could be more important than OUR LIVES?"

"Well jeez, when you put it THAT way... anyway, I in secret" PS for context Pacifica was currently trying to fight back against Specimen 2 with a stick. "I think you and Pacifica should get a little... closer if you know what I mean. This means that you're not going to not really have me around!"

"What-"

"Don't worry! I'll distract Bill and Giffany!" She doesn't know how to spell her name. "I know them so you and Pacifica can both fight off the speciemns... together if you know what I mean."

So Mabel went over to Bill and-

"WHAT?" Bill asked.

"Jesus, you don't get angry often!" Said Mabel. Oh wait, do they believe in Jesus? They say fancy religious-sounding stuff so I'm assuming they're Jesusians.

"You mostly know me when my plans are going right! THEY'RE NOT HERE! I'M STUCK IN THIS DUMP WHEN ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS SCARE YOU A LITTLE MORE AND TRICK YOU INTO HELPING ME START THE APOCALYPSE!"

"Oh, that's your plan?" asked Dipper. "I thought it would be something more complicated and morally ambiguous."

"Nope. I just want to take over the world like a lot of other badguys."

"...You're a disappointing villain now that I actually know something about you and you're not a mysterious blank slate that I can make things up for! I'm done with your villain arc! You ruined my headcanon that you were actually loke a triangle Robin Hood or something like that!"

"Dipper don't be a dick." Said Mabel. "Maybe he really is still a good person inside. It's on the inside that counts."

"Yeah okay, I'll focus on your cool aspects. Also, let's run to the next room-"

"You guys go on ahead, alone together oooh!" Said Mabel. "I'll catch up, right now I gotta stop Bill and Giffany from coming closer!"

"My name is spelt .GIFfany!" Shouted .GIFFany. See, this is meta humor. It automatically makes your story a lot smarter. See: Homestuck Act 6 and Five Nights at Freddy's World.

Anyway, now Dipper and Pacifica were alone and they've already made it to the next big floor. Some... cult room.

Oh shit it's Specimen 5! Silent Hill... maniquent... thingy!

"I'M GOING TO SLICE YOU KNOW!" She said. Wait. Can #5 even talk? Uh... let's say it can. I HAVE been giving people words, after all. "SO DIE!"

Anyway, she had this giant sword thing and tried to use it to hack at Dipper and Pacifica. Both of them screamed of course.

"You know what would make this more balanced?" Dipper said. "If we also had a sword, then at least it could be a sword fight-"

But then Pacifica reached under her dress and took out one of those fencing swors. You know, like those "OLAY" ones. She fenced with Specimen 5 a little bit.

"WOW!" Said Dipper. "YOU CAN FENCE?"

"My parents made it take is as a self-defense class. I really just wanted the cclass where I go 'THAT'S MY PURSE' and kick them in the groin, but they didn't let me. They control me too much with a bell. It's like Paper Mario Thousand Year Door where the bell turns people ito pigs, but completely not like that game. Because I'm not a pig right now."

"Okay."

Thanks to Pacifica's sudden fencing powers, they were able to escape from 5 and ended up in a room that looked like Zelda for the 64. There were a lot of creepy masks and stuff, and before it gets flooded in the comments yes I know about the Let's Play Mask thingy like Cry or whatever. At the end was the Happy Mask Sal- Specimen 6. Both of them stared at it.

"So... what do we do?" Dipper asked.

"I think we shouldn't move."

"Let's keep an eye on it. Even alternating who blinks."

Pacifica turned away right when Dipper would have blinked to say, "that's dumb it's not like it can only move when we're not looking at him-"

BUT THAT WAS THE CASE! The Specimen 6 zipped so much closer to them!

"you shouldn't have done that." He said.

Dipper actually kind of got pissed off, of all things. He rolled his eyes.

"Ben Drowned was years ago! It's old and finished I think! Can we have something Major'as Mask without cramming blood Mc. Creepypasta in it? I mean, it's not bad, but it's overused! Kind of like how... just, overuse of Slenderman and stuff! Urgh, I swear, if I ever seee that guy I'll kick him in his Slender-junk!"

Specimen 6 actually frowned.

"Jeez, okay, I'll look for some other gimmick..." and then went away, leaving Dipper and Pacifica to go on deeper.

"Alright." Dipper said. "Just a little more to go..."

"Hell, this is scary!" Said Pacifica. "Why am I going through this again? And where's Mabel at least, she could make things better."

Mabelw as currently getting her ass chased by Bill firing lasers at her. Big lasers.

"Why are you trying to kill me?" She said. "You shuold fight Spooky instead!"

"BECAUSE SPOOKY'S ALREADY DEAD AND I'M NOT A GOOD AT KILLING GHOSTS! I'M TAKING OUT MY FRUSTATION OUT ON YOU! DIE YOU... UH... FOR STANDING THERE! AND FOR KIND OF TRICKING ME INTO BEING TRAPPED IN THIS HELLHGOLLE!"

Mabel eventually managed to hide out behind some armor statues or whatever (I know they're not in the game, I'm just taking creative liberaties). Thank goodness, avoiding Bill's flat ass. (Does he even have an ass? Nevermind that's a bad question I'm just gonna stop thinking about it right now.)

"COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE- oh fuck it, i'll just fire lasers at random things until they're destroyed. It'll at least keep me from becoming bored." Said Bill, as he did just that. "It's not like killing you will change that I'm stuck here."

Mabel looked over and found Spooky right next to her, rubbing her chin in thought.

"What are you thinking about?" Mabel asked.

"I'm thinking of telling him that killing you will let him go, and then rigging the house so that it can."

"OH NO!"

"What? I'm just as much of a villain as he is!"

"HEY!" SPOOKY SHOUTED OUT. 'hey bill1'

"WHAT?" Bill asked, again annoyed like always. Especially as this little devil (because of her personality, not to be racist against ghosts) was the reason that he was stuck in the first place.

"If you kill Mabel I'll let you out."

Mabel was pretty pissed off at that.

"Oh! I can tell you're also want to leave. So, I'll make a deal. If you can kill Bill, I'll let you out on the hill! ...I tried to force a rhyme. Never again."

Mabel nodded...

But then realized that this would be a tough challenge! How do you even fight that dream demon thingy?

Meanwhile, Specimen 7, the Wall fo Flesh (not to be confused with the Teerraria boss, I like Terraria by the way so maybe THAT will show up too...?) was chasing after Dipper and Macifica.

"THIS is what all that psychology stuff was leading to!?" Asked Dipper, shivering.

"I don't know!" Shouted Pacifica.

Anyway, for those that don't know, there was a lot of this red skeletal flesh stuff coming after them. I think there's some hallucination stuff implied here but... uh... The "psychology stuff" Dipper talked about what was that some kind of cat thing tells you things before you lead up to it.

So then they closed the door but then heard a hiss, and like all the other specimens were there!

Oh yeah. Let's speed things up. They were 'outside' now. And this was, like, some Over the Garden Wall shit going on. Maybe I should write a crossover between that and Gravity Falls instead... nah, that doesn't make any sense, they don't have enough in common. But this game Spooky's Jump Scare Mansion does with Gravity Falls, so I'm doing that crossover.

This locationplace was a brightly-lit forest and there was this static starting to fill the place. The twins heard a voice of sorts.

"(Black speech gibberish) Comejoin usthe hivemind comejoin usthe hivemind BE CONSUMED BY MY WOOD!"

It was Specimen 8! A giant deer Wendigo thing! When Dipper saw it, he insctinctively knew this must be a Wendigo, but then he thought of Wendy because of the similar names and get nervousl and flustered because of his crush and Pacifica was like "NOW'S NOT THE TIME TO BLUSH!" And grabbed him by the arm and pulled him away from the Specimens.

Pacifica tried karate chopping the Specimens but since even an axe can't harm them in the game, this did very little. Dipper was barely able to avoid Spec 7 reaching around the walls and forming the flesh stuff and reaching out while the skelton things were like "WE'RE DEMONS FROM HELLLLL!" and then they got off the path and deep in to the woods.

"Okay... this is not fun." Said Dipper. "This is not fun at all. How do we make this easier? Hrm... do any of these things have any weaknesses? No wait, Mabel would be good at finding them out. Maybe. Where the heck is she?"

Mabel had actualyl gotten away from Bill and was now goofing off with .GIFfany. The two of them were enjoying tea together.

"I one day hope to get back with Soos!" She said with hearts in her eyes. Hrm... literal organic hearts in the eyes... that would make a good horror movie monster. BUT it doesn't fit .GIFfany, so NO. "Say, are the endless modes in this?"

Actually they shouldn't be. That would make the story too complicated. Same with Katana Hostital. SO ANYWAY...

"Hey." Specimen 2 tapped .GIFfany on the shoulder and asked. "Are you gonna eat that?"

"Um... no, I don't eat people."

"Oh. Bummer. You don't smell nice, either. You don't smell human. Well, can I eat that girl there? She looks tasty."

.GIFfany shrugged. "Eh, sure, I don't like her anyway."

"WHAT?" Asked Mabel.

"What did you expect? I can be a not-nice person."

So the next stop was this other lab. And yeah, we'r siipping Specimen 9 right now.

"Alright. So look for any bleeding walls. That's a sign of Specimen 7." Said PAcifica. We're not following the rules of the game - Specimens 7 and 13 can attack whenever the hell they want to. "Noises are the calls of the other Specimen, aand then there's 1 that we don't have to worry about except try not to get heart attacks. 1 has been looking different, so-"

"Pacifica do you ever think I'll even find love?"

"Oh. Right. No offense but puberty kind of hit you like a thousand bricks, but in some aspects like your height and your body hair it did not. So of course you're talking about that stuff a lot."

Dipper did not want to tell Pacifica that Mabel actually had more chest hair that he did and has to shave off shitloads every day so that she doesn't have it sticking from under her sweaters and lookinglike King Kong (or worse, Donkey Expand Kong), but that is true and kind of embarassing. And then there's Dipper's sweating while Mabel was too cold (hence the SWEATERS in SUMMER)... yeah they really are opposits.

Also, Dipper frowned because he doesn't like being short, he imagines being taller.

So annyway, Specimen 10 popped out! Some large... worm... snake... thing!

Dipper and Pacifica screamed! And kind of lept in to each other, but it wasn't in the romantic arms thing, they snacked the sides of their faces to each other like Shaggy and Scooby Doo, but then they jumped back (from having not being in arms... yeah dont' think about it too much) and were like "We're not a couple..."

But then no, the ACTUAL Specimen 10 jumped out of the worm thing's head and was like some kind of alien parasite thing that looked slightly humanoid. Dipper and Pacifica screamed again...

And then again when it turned into its smaller, chasing form!

"Okay the scream thing is getting old." Said Dipper wisely."

They both shut some kind of metal door on it. But therin lies a problem: now they were stuck in some containment room and if they open the door, 10 will get them! Fuck!

Specimen 10 was hissing a lot. Also, Specimen 3 was crawling around the windows and writing "YOU'LL FUCKING DIE HERE!"" in spider web to taunt them. what a jerk! So Pacifica wrote back "WELL FUCK YOU!"

"Surprise Motherfucker." It was Specimen 4! She was emerging from the walls, and Specimen 10 was slowly knocking at the door! Dipper and Pacifica were now stuck! And if they didn't unstuck themselves they'll die!

Dun dun dun cliffhanger time!

Let's finished off the chapter with Mabel, .GIFfany, and Bill I guess. Bill had just found out Mabel and was trying to laser blast her.

"ARGH! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Shouted Bill. "SO THAT I CAN FINALLY LEAVE THIS PLACE!"

Mabel kept running down a hall while Specimen 2 kept asking Bill "So you're gonna eat that? Okay. Yeah, sure, eat that I guess.""

Mabel was throwing random notes and skeletons of previous explorers at him, but to no avail! Eventually she came across a fork in the road, but quickly skipped a stone down one path so that it sounded like she was still walking. Bill ended up floating down there while Mabel sighed. He'll be dealing with specimen 9 soon enough.

Actually, screw 'soon,' let's do that right now! The walls began closing in on Bill.

"WHAT THE HECK IS THIS NOW?" He said. "YOU KNOW I CAN JUST SHRINK MYSELF TOO! THIS CAN'T CRUSH ME! Hrm... hold on... if I grow myself... would I be able to just bust out?"

Then he rushed over to Specimen 9, fish out and glowing with blue fire ready to charge! And then...

The chapter ended because this was a cliffhanger.

"Hey!" Said .GIFfany. "What about me?"

Yeah, okay, I should probably actually give her some sort of role in the storyline. Here we go:

.GIFfany was still sort of around the earlier rooms, kind of following behind Mabel. Actually ,no. She caught UP to Mabel. And slightly spooked her. But then spoke to her:

"Hey Mabel... I was thinking about... a few things."

"Sure, even though you attacked us twice, I can listen to you." Mabel said.

"Good. Because I have a mind-blower."

Okay maybe THAT'S the cliffhanger hang for this chapter!

Closing AN:

Boy oh boy is this story in general being a bit of a mixed bag for me now... it's kind of funny how, normally, for "filler" fans absolutely hate it and want to go to the main plot. In this case, even I, the author, just kind of want to plow through this and get back to writing Journals. But hey, I could make this work. I managed to kind of turn around chapter 3 of naruto the guy with the ninja from "Wait, what am I really doing here?" into something I ended up enjoying.

Anyway, I'm jumping to chapter 3 now for that exact reason! Getting that out of the way! By contrast, the other thing I had planned after I published another thing in my current "list" - naruto the guy with the ninja, again, was to possibly "port" the Kids Fit series over here. Which... I'll start tomorrow. Even though both of these are getting done on the same day, hopefully.

I know at the time I promised on my profile that ntgwtn will be the next SBIG installment getting an update and that I did keep saying that in the past and Gravity Falls reared itself. Technically this did happen yet again with this very fic, but guy with the ninja is still coming out on the same day. So... will that make up for it?