Spooky's Jump Scare M- OH LOOK IT'S BILL CIPHER

Chapter 4: Ladies Night

Beginning AN:

You could probably tell from the size of the scroll bar alone that I did not have nearly as many ideas for this chapter as I thought I did when writing it...

So specimens 4 and 13 were standing there with their arms crossed, and they arms were positioned to push up their boobies nicely. But they weree still scary, one of them was a ghost from The Ring and the other was the water monster from Amiibo.

"So how do we fight our way out?" Asked Mabel. "I mean this time irt's two monsters and we're not used to that."

"Do you really think we'll tell you?" Asked Specimen 4.

That guy 12 was possessing walked in.

"Hey, I didn't get much of a role last chapter. Can I-"

"Yeah yeah yeah, grab your scythe and let's do this." Said Specimen 13.

"Okay thanks."

"YOU GO GET 'EM AND MAKE ME PROUD FOR POSSSESSING YOU1 :)" Said 12 (the house, again.)

Also the room started flooding up with water.

"In case you didn't realize it," Said Specimen 4, "I'm actually more imporant to the story than you would think. We naked-types tend to get a lot of that."

"...Why are you looking at me?" .GIFfany asked Dipper, who was indeed kind of glaring at her. "I am fully clothed."

"I'm just suspicious." Was all he reeplied with.

So then 13 jumped in to the water and splashed around like that water monster, trying to come at the group. 4 just made a shitload of arms stick from the ground.

"WOW!" Shouted the guy 12 possessed. "And I only have a scythe!"

.GIFfany zapped him because he was also about to use the scythe on Dipper, and suddenly he blinked and looked around.

"Wait a minute... I'm not being possessed by that stupid mansion anymore!"

"...Dammit." Said Specimen 12. "I'll ALSO make you four pay somehow! I lovede possessing that guy! Maybe I can just re-possess him-"

"Hey guy," Said Dipper, "Wanna help us get outta here?"

"Mmmm..." siad the guy. "Sure, I can help-"

Then Specimens 4 and 12 just got angry and just 4 grabbed his scythed and cut him inhalf, 4 eating the top half while 13 atre the bottom half (the bottom half includes the butt and stuff so I imagine it'd be less pleasant to eat - I'M NOT SAYING IO'M THINKING OF CANNIBALISM, JSUT THAT I'M "IMAGINING," 4 did the work of actually killing the guy and I headcanon she has more ego so she'd get the "tasrtier" (I'D IMAGINE!) half that's characrers development.)

"Shit."" Said Dipper.

Then Specimen 13's hand and one of the attack arms from 4 suddenly reached out and grabbed out Dipper's back and he kind of paniced being grabbed from two directions. He flailed around running and splatshing along the water, and actually it would be kinda funny if it wasn't life or death. Then he was pulled down.

"Dipper is under water now!" Shouted Mabel. "If we don't do something, he might drown or be eaten-"

Pacifica was already below the water.

Anyway, under the water was pretty much the same thing as the normal room, just with some water over it. It's not like that episode of Courage where the water was a portal to a new room.

"Ah. I see that some little whales are here for me to eat." Said Specimen 13. You know she's badass because she' called Pacifica a whale as an insult and not something cliche like "little fishie" becuase 13 eats whales, it's more realistic that way.

Specimen 4 crossed her arms and thought. I'm jealous of you you can breathe and talk under water and I cant'.

Pacifica couldn't read her throughts but sahe came up with a solution from how it seemed like 4 wasn't talking. Anyway, she thought about maybe trying to make 4 come up for air, so she punched the ghostl y-specimen in the stomach and that made her gasp out for bubbles.

So 4 lept up and since Dipper was only held by 13 now he was able to wrestle free and he fought back and break out. He gasped for air and went "Okay now I'm actualyl kind of eh about naked women..."

.GIFFany went "I'm the only one with superpowers, I'll fight them." And began undressing like those fighters from movies, just so that she can dive under water. (She didn't pack a swimsuit when she leeched 4's magic).

Then Dipper went "Okay now I'm not iun to women anymore."

Mabel frowned.

"I's just a joke I still like Pacifica."

"Okay yay." Said Mabel.

"WAIT I DIND'T MEAN TO SAY THAT-"

Pacifica was still under water, so she didn't hear that.

But then she resurfaced, and Dipper broke free from 13's grasp.

"You know I'm really going to kill you, I eat people and stuff." Said 13.

"Hey yeah, eating's my thing." Said 4.

"We'll just split them like we split hat guy with the scythe."

"Oh."

"You're kind of dumb, aren't you?" 13 asked.

"I'm not dumb! I'm just greedy. It's also poetic because greed is one of the seven deadly sins, while stupidity isn't."

.GIFfany sighed. "You know what? I think I should be the one to fight them. I mean, I leeched 4's power before."

4 and 13 both laughed.

"You're not scary though." Said 4. "You're horror of a kid's show. We're horror of like old teens to adult."

.GIFfany stomped her foot angrilly, and I'd like to emphasize that she still removed her clothes for combat and was only covered by like the water reflecting light or splashes or something and her naked butt was pretty big and sexy. "No, I'm now horror of a fan fiction of a kid's show! Actually wait, that makes you horror of fan fiction of an adult! But fans tend to make more horror with kids shows! I mean, there's... Mario?"

"What about Sonic?"

"I see you must know about my brother."

They would have asked "What brother" but then she rudely just gripped them both and suplexed them somehow. (I don't know, I've always sucked at fight scenes.) Both of the ghostly ladies were thrown in the water.

Meanwhile, Specimen 9 was fighting off Bill still while they and Spooky were watching this on monitors.

"Hey that looks like fun." Said 9, as Bill just punched him with a flaming fist. "I wanna join."

"Urgh..." Said Spooky. "Didn't you have a form that was more badass?"

"DON'T GIVE HIM THAT IDEA!" Shouted Bill.

"Um... yeah, like this big naked red guy." Said 9.

"I thought that McDonalds bull demon was already your big naked red guy."

"That was a Satan-ish devil made of meat. I'm more like a skinless human without the Satan-bull-animal butcher theme. If anything I'm implied to be World War II themed in a way, it's kind of cool how we're all like different themes. It's diversity. How diverse ae you?"

"Oh, welll..."

Bill showed Specimen 9 an album of him standing with his Henchmaniacs, posing at the beach. Except because tey were weird demons, the beach's water was made of mud and the sand was this grainy chlorophyll (I'm inspired by Dwarf Fortress making things random). Bill was giving Keyhold bunny ears because he's a dick.

Later Bill got offended. "Hey WAIT A MINTUE1 wWe're supposed to be FIGHTING! Not me showing you vacation pics!"

"What other pics do you have?" 9 snatched his wallet with 9's foot and then he thumbed through them "Are there embarassing baby photos?"

"Um no, actually with my backstory of this fan fic series I'm really technically three different bei- NEVERMIND THAT! GIVE THAT BACK1"

"Keep away!"

Then 9 threw it to Specimen 3, and 3 laughed as he threw it to 2, who threw it to 8.

"THAT'S NOT FUNNY! GR..."

He then shot a bunch of fire out and then he grabbed his wallet back.

"THERE!"

None of the Specimens were killed because they were touch. Anyway, 9 laughed.

"Yeah, I guess I should enter my stronger form. Let's see now... TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO..."

He kept saying that over and over against but obviously I don't want to write all that shit out. fuck that.

back to the main guys, the mansion sudenly started rumbling as .GIFfany was kind of fighting around the other two specimen.

"What's that?" Asked Dipper.

.GIFfany shrugged by getting more in to battle. Oh, right, I should explain more about where her clothes actually were. To avoid Them getting wet (see it's plot and not just cheap fanservice) she took them all off and placed them on one of those laundry thingies, a string she brought with her that she tied to two of the walls. The rumbling continued as she began wrestling Specimens 4 and 12 (I'm sorry I meant 13, 12 is a house hahaha), and then they wrestled until reaching this special room with a mud pit.

"Okay! It's three-woman naked mud wrestling time!"

"CAN I JOIN?" Asked Specimen 9, as he broke through the walls.

Naturally everyone just looked at him really confused. Especially now that he was in his "boss form" and looked a bit different.

Dipper actually asked the 'breaking question.' "Who are you?"

"It's me, that red guy that foughtt Bill! This is actually my more powerful form!"

"You're even more powerful now?" Groaned Pacifica. Oh yeah she came out of the water. Otherwise she'd drown LOL. "How annoying!"

"Yeah and again, can I like join that mud fight? That looks hot."

Truth be told the trio had since, .GIFfany was like shoving 4 and 13 all over the mud and it soon got all around their bodies but their faces and stuff. It was like, really hot looking and all, just these tiny mud-bikini things that didn't even cover them like you could see their inappropriates sticking out and peeking through if this wasn't already censored. If you want this uncensored you're free to visit my exclusive poages. There's also a LOT of never-before-seen fan fics of like, my Rip Van Winkle X Mom from Binding of Isaac stuff.

"So yes or no?" 9 asked.

"Um... are you gonna fight on my side?" Asked .GIFfany.

9 shrugged. "I guess. These other specimen are my roommates and/but I don't really like them very much. :/"

"HEY NO!" Cried out 4. "He's OP!"

"But I am outnumbered." .GIFfany defended.

"Also, 4, you keep stealing my cable." Said 9.

So then 9 lept on and Dipper honestly rolled his eyes.

"Let's just leave I'm getting tired of this mansion and we're so close to the end anyway."

But then a giant shadow hand blocked their way! It was 4, and she was gasping and panting as she shoved .GIFfany and Specimen 9 off of her!

"Not so fast!" She said. "Did you really think this chapter would be so short?"

"Well," repliued Dipper, "chapter 12 in Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals was-"

"DIE!" She reached forth and went a lot closer to Dipper!

And she actually ended up clawing him, causing a large gash through his chest and stuff like in those action series when they get hurt like that!

But thankfully, Pacifica was there to go through the water and use the axe again, fending her off. 4 just went "Screw it, I'm defending my right to steal this guy's cable when HE SHOULD BE DEAD!"

9 just said "Um, you're a ghost, no YOU'RE supposed to be dead!"

Pacifica rolled her eyes now let's focus on her.

"Okay, Dipper, Mabel," she sayd," you're badasses that's why my dad asked for you in the first place. Why aren't you being more active?"

This was finally when they realized how badly they were fucking up. Eventually they both put their heads down and, like, sighed.

"...Because I was too focused on having a crush on you." Said Dipper. "Anmd no, I'm not gonna play the 'tsundere will they or won't they' card like I did with Wendy for like a whole fucking season. I got a bit of a crush on you after I found out that you're not just completely a jerk anti-Mabel and could be a bit of a friend. There, I said it. I spent the whole adventure being distracted by romance instead of being an ass-kicker."

Mabel sighed. "While we're confessing,.. I guess I was also trying to shove the two of you togehter."

"We were both being real Finns here." Said Dipper. "That's the TLDR."

"First, nobody says TLDY anymore." Said Pacifica. "Second, who's Finn? Third, okay, I understand now... I get it. I take your apoology but honstly you don't have to. We're kids. It's normal to try to find something to distract you from reality if it seems horrible."

"Finn is from Adventure Time he had this period where he'd obsess more over like hitting on Bubblegum or Flame than whatever monsters was right in front of him." Mabel explained. "I kind of stopped watching the show around there."

So then this "Why the fuck are they talking now..." whole thing distracted 13 (that's why she didn't attack, I explained 4 already) long enough for .GIFfany to tackle her and start with wet, sweaty, muddly wrestling. .GIFfany told them "Go on without me! You'll get to the end!" And to just end this chapter the trio went on forth.

"HA HA!" shouted Bill. "NOT SO FAST! Since 9 is distracted by that cat fight, I'm gonna now finally be available to kick your asses!"

But Dipper and Mabel, not just Pacifica, entered fighting stances!

"BRING IT!" Shouted Mabel like they do in Guffen Lagann. "Now we're FOCUSED!"

Pacifica just threw the axe at Bill and it THONKEd off of him and he was like "Oh yeah, without the rift and just like a physical form and kind of bounded by this mansion... I'm not as powerful so that kind of hurt. LET'S SEE WHAT ELSE YOU GOT!"

Then Dipper and Mabel did some cool twin-teamup thing! They charged after him, and both of them went up to flip-kick him-

And then he whipped this Bill energy club thing out of nowhere and whacked both of them.

"Hahahahahaha, did you really just think that I would stand there doing nothing? You must watch too much anime where they show off the good guy's new move but don't actually care about the plot."

"What is he talking about?" Asked Dipper.

"Or saturday morning cartoons like the 60's Spiderman that says 'YOUR GETTING SHIT FOR CHRISTMAS!'"

"Oh..."

"It's gonna take more effort to take me down! On the othr hand, I'll need a lkot less effort to kill you, because you know, you're made of that tasty fleshy stuff that rots and all that crap."

Bill fired beams but then Dipper got an idea, so Mabel grabbed like this random decorative suit of armor's sword and used the sword to reflect the beam back at him! And it actually shot him flying back!

"Ow! That hurt! Actually, a lot! I think I'm even infected or something! Urgh, I should have learned from all those video games you made that making myself weak to my own blasts was a really stupid idea! I'm leaving to recover!"

"WE ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING!" cheered Dipper, as he lept in the air and gave Mabel a hihg-five.

"What do you mean we?" Asked Pacifica. "I mean, you both did a team attacfk, but Mabel's solo-sword actually got Bill to back off."

"Well, I tried an attack." Said Dipper.

"Okay." Answered Pacifica.

So then they just went through and broke the wood around the final door of Room 999, and opened the door and were greeted with a bright light that they walked in to like all those cliches "what's inside this is rrally fucking bright..." movie thingies...

In Memorium of Guy Specimen 12 Possessed

(Pretend that there's a black and white picture of that guy. That slowly faded in from black and is now fading out to black.)

Closing AN:

One chapter left! Hype! Not for the finale so much as me getting back to Journals! Because I really want to get back there!

By the way, I went back and made two tiny changes to Journals of Wisdom, Power, and Courage. (I think this is also technically the first time I've really touched that since putting it on hiatus for this story...) One is that there's a new "foreshadowing" (if you know Gurren Lagann, it's actually a reference to how it opens up with what looks like a "flash foreward," but then by the time the story "should" be there it doesn't match up at all - it just shows how different the plot's planning became) scene at the very beginning. The other is that I extended the title of chapter 4, because I only wanted maybe chapters 5 and 10 (the two "season"/"arc" finales) to have short titles and 4's... kind of struck me as sticking out like a sore thumb. So now 4 went from having the second-shortest title (it was originally just "Soos in Giffany Land" [sic]) to having the longest so far. This is not to say that I am actively trying to top chapter length. I might come up with a name longer than chapter 4's. I might not.

So anyway, tomorrow I'll get to both chapter 5 and I will work on some kind of bad MS Paint "promotional image" for the Second Half of Journals. Believe me, all this time putting it on hiatus actually kind of helped me gather some thoughts and plans together so that the Second Half won't feel as... scattered (for lack of a better term) compared to the First Half, especially the first chapter when the story there was planned to go in a different direction.