Spooky's Jump Scare M- OH LOOK IT'S BILL CIPHER

Chapter 5: The Wonderful 1001 Rooms

Beginning AN:

Despite being a finale, I don't really have any thing to say other than... starting a day after the first day you could be reading this, I'm probably going to be like knee-deep in Journals. So yes!

And so, Dipper, Mabel, and Pacifica were... outside?

No actually, they were on the roof. (Which is technically outside.) Sigh, what a cliche. Something's set in a house, go to the roof for the final battle. Kind of like what Luigi's Mansion SORTA? did, but then again there was the sequel where the final boss took place in a completely different dimension. Anyway, Spooky was floating there and she looked a little annoyed.

"Normally I would try to find something to do... or, like, now that I remember Specimen 9, I would have sent you to fight that asshole for good and see if maybe one of you will kill another or something. But Specimen 9's taken so... fuck it. It's been a while since I killed a person up close. I'm gonna try fighting you. Now, for all those times I said 'beat this and I'll let you go,' ACTUALLY beat me and you can get out just fine. :/"

so they got in to fighting stances! Hell, it was like some final battle energy thingy, so like Dipper was glowing green, PAciifica blue, and Mabel a different hue of green. Keep rading this chapter and that MIGHT answer your question depending on some other things you read, heh heh.

"We're ready now!" Shouted MAbel. "I've had enough of this stupid fucking mansion!"

So the kids all charged on forth like Braveheard, except maybe not because I don't know anything about that movie except it has some screaming guy from Epic Rap Battles of History in it with a weird birth condiction that makes half of his body blue. That sounds like a cool mutation. But anyway, Spooky just floated there as all of their attacks went right through her and she brought out a machette.

"I'm a ghot." She said. "Did you really think you could hurt me?"

"Uh... SILVER MIRROR!" Shouted Dipper, as he had one.

He used it in NMM so it didn't come out of nowhere. That's a case of canon foreshadowing soemthing. Anyawy, he used it like a net and that scooped her up. She dropped her machette.

"That was easy!" He said like this was fucking EEasy Button. (It's Staples it's an American thing, and maybe a Canadian thing.)

Mabel waltzed over to the edge of the roof and saw out of those fire-exit thingies leading down, and she took a step down there and was about to but then she hit an invisible wall.

"Dammit!" She said. "We can't just break out of here!"

"Yeah Spooky where't he exit?" Dipper asked the mirror.

"HAHAHA! I lied. About ALL of the 'beat this and you'll leave.' Even when I said 'REALLY!' I want you all to stay here, suffer, and either become specimens or part of a ghost army to rule the world!"

Bill floated to the roof.

"hey, I heard that I'm not getting out. Is that right?"

"Yep!" Said Spooky, still from the mirror.

"Oh, okay. Well, it's time for me to go completely fucking nuts and kill everybody I guess!"

Then he turned bigger and red and started firing lasers.

"HAHAHAHA I knew you would get pissed. But what would you do? Kill a ghost? You can't kill a ghost! Didn't you play Super Mario 64 that's what they say all the time. And then when you killed (wait what?) them all and fight the big one, he sounds like a Thwomp for some reason."

"'He?' Actually I think the boos are chicks." Said Dipper. "In Mario Galaxy, if you're Boo Mario, they fall in love with him, so their women or gay or something, and in Bowser's Inside Story, the Boos all have that 'female character talk sound.'

"Also, Spooky I can exersice you."

"I will say right now that I am not the only one keeping this barrier up! It's actually something hidden deep within the bowels of this place. So killing me won't do anything!"

Dipper sighed. "I Really don't want to negotiate with you, but if I have to... let's use DIPOLOMACY!"

"Let me out of this mirror and we can talk."

"Hell no. Not unless you show signs of improving. Now, where in your life did you go wrong? You're a twelve-year ghost, so I assume that you went wrong really early."

"...Kind of." She sighed and leaned against the mirror. "You see... all I wanted was to scare people... then I used a fireworks display... I scared a guy with PTSD... he shot me and, well... that death was tragicc enough to be ghost-material. So now I'm here."

"Oh."

"Still obsessed with scaring people. Still the same twelve year-old I was that day..."

"Was it a long time?"

"Oh yeah. Long enough to get all those monsters you saw there." She sighed. "I think it's finally rime to end this cycle. I should let you go."

She got out a cell phone and called people.

"Hey? GL Labs? Let Test Explorer Project Red Shirt members 618, 619, and 620 out. alter the barrioer."

Some purple shit wooshed around the whole mansion.

"There you go." She said. "You're free to leave now. I guess you can excersize me... maybe ghosts here work in that they need to be in the afterlife to keep mentally growing..."

Dipper smiled a bit, while Pacifica and Mabel gathered around the mirror.

"No, you felt like you grew a bit there. I guess I could give you a second chance. But the only way to free a ghost from the mirror is to break it, so..."

He placed it on the ground and stopped on it, kind of like in run:gifocalypse chapter 12 (this isn't a spoiler because I didn't tell you what it was he broke). Spooky floated out. Dipper offered a hand to her. His right hand.

"Maybe we can even be weird ghost-friends or something?" He asked.

"Yeah..."

Instead of getting a hand shake, there was a SHING! And suddenly Spooky had another machette in her hands.

"I ALWAYS CARRY A BACKUP! ALSO, I WOULD SAY YOU JUST GOT TROLLED, BUT THAT'S ANOTHER GHOST GIRL'S THING AND I REALLY FUCKING HATE HER! (Her name is Carrie...)"

Dipper looked and his right arm just kind of fell off and started bleeding everywhere.

Even Bill stopped his temper tantrum and looked at that like "WOah." He didn't say it, he thought it.

Dipper used his vest as a quick bandage of that, and Mabel got pretty fucking pissed off at that.

"AUGH!" She shouted. "HOW DARE YOU!"

"What are you gonna do about it?" Spooky laughed. "You just got trolled- DAMMIT, CARRIE!"

then Mabl grabbed Dipper over and lifted him up, and ran to the barrier.

"I'm gonna PUNCH MY WAY OUT!"

"AH HAHAHAHA!"

Mabel kept punching at the barrier, and did this a lot (I'm sorry I don't know how to make a dramatic doment like this drag on a bit, it's supposed to be dragging on because it's Dipper's life at line he's kind of dying of blood loss and everything) until for one punch she started glowing that green and then her eyes became spiral.

"No... I will... GET OUT!"

And then on that punch the whole thing broke in to pieces and shattered. Spooky looked shocked.

"No... how?"

"Hey boss!" Someone cell phoned her. "Um that barrier was also keeping the mansion up and stable. With it down the mansion will just..."

It tipped and fell over, and everyone fell on the grass below safetly.

"Wait no! I'm outside of hte house I chose to possess! So..." Said Spooky, then she started getting a heart attack (read Journals of Wisdom, Power, and Courage it has the same rules).

Mabel also turned around and Spooky saw that her eyes were now the spirals, which she didn't see before. Then it hiot her.

"...It's that FUCKING SPIRAL ENERGY!" then she collapsed from the hear attakc and died, and another ghost of her rose from that body and floated off to heavn while she just glared at them, flipping them off. (Don't worry the people up there are gonna be like "Fuck no you're going to hell" and then drop her there, it's like those things where they DO go to Heaven just to be judged there.)

"Woo! We're out!" Cheered Mabel. She then went "Uh oh..." as the Specimens (except 4, 13, and 9) all gathered out too. Yes, even 12, the giant mansion.

"HEY WE'RE ALL FREE TOO! YAY!" Cheered the Specimens, as they began running off.

Mabel shrugged. "Well... what if most of them we're bad, just misunderstood?"

"Nah we're fucking bad." Said Specimen 3. "Except that worm-pet thingy that was not Specimen 10. Anyway, we're gonna wreck things up."

By the way, if you're wondering about 1, the cutouts were like just hopping along the ground and stuff.

A car drove over to them, and Stan and Sos stepped out.

"Kids what happened?" Stan said. "I heard a house falld own and that Northwest guy, I forgot his name, but that you were on some kind of 'mission' thingy over here?"

"We got attacked by a ghost but now we're out."

Soos looked at Dipper's missin arm.

"Oh dude I gotta patch you up!" He said. "Don't worry, I can fix that and I think I can, like, 3D Print some sort of prosthetic to replace that."

Soos basically took Dipper to the hospital in his truck. (Actually he didn't notice, but he just stole Stan's card and he'd have to walk now. Oops.)

"Hey Grunkle Stan," Said Mabel, "What's Spiral Power?"

"I heard that before but I have no idea what it means. Basically, if you're hot blooded and shout a lot, you can make yourself glow gren or something."

"Pshh! That sounds useless!"

.GIFfany, Specimen 4, and Specimen 13 all rushed out and jumped on the car that Soos had while he was driving Dipperr to his house to fix up his injured arm. They were still in sexy mud costuems.

"AHHHH!" Shouted Soos. ".GIFfany! What are you-"

"No time to explain, this physical form is disintegrating! I'll have to go back to the arcade and recover! now Soos, you probably won't like hearing this but Mabel and I made this deal-"

"YOU'RE STILL TRYING TO KILL US!" Shouted Specimen 4, who punched her off of the truck. "WE HAVE BUSINESS TO SETTLE! DEAL WITH THIS GUY IF YOU EVEN FUCKING SURVIVE!"

But then also .GIFfany dissolved, or her phyiscal form did and she just transferred herself back to Fight Fighters.

"Oh shoot," said Dipper, almost kind of trying not to pass outf rom blood loss. "Soos, are we going to die?"

"Not yet dude! I've got you-"

Specimen 4 got greedy again and pushed Specimen 13 off, then laughed.

"HAHAHA! I CAN EAT YOU TWO ALL FOR MYSELF!" She shouted, as she spawned a bunch of bloody arms and tried to attack Stan's car thingy (I honestly forgot what it lookd like ):).

But then some black blur dashed off and tackled her to the side!

"WOW! Who was that?" Asked Dipper.

"I dunno, but whoever that was, you should probably consider her a hero and definitely don't like, treat her like the main antagonist or anything."

Specimen 9 was wondering through the ruins of the mansion.

"Hey! GL Labs!" He said. "Bill just left and left me with the ladies, but... do you know where that triangle guy went?"

He fell asleep as part of like, Bill's dream magic.

In the Mindscape, he woke to see Bill there, who sighed.

"The magic of that place was keeping me in the physical form, but with the barrier gone, I can only be in the dream place!" Said Bill.

"Huh?" Asked 9.

"Just know that I can't kill shitanymore. In the real world."

Bill got an idea.

"BUUUUT... if I can get to the physical realm with something YOU DO, then I can kick your ass AND get to do Weirdmageddon!"

"Oh cool! Soo if I can pull some stuff off, I'll be able to finally fight you off for good!"

"Sound like a deal?" Bill's hand glew on fire.

"DEAL!"

They shook and 9 woke up.

"Hrm... now what? I guess I can start by finishing that project that makes cheap Bishonen clones of people..."

In the rubble, Gideon was listening to this.

"Hrm..." he said, "I could steal that, finish up the last touches, and maybe steal all the credit for that and have a Bill clone or something in the real world..."

Yeah this is gonna be another retcon thingy, like in Housestuck Hurrcain Crconikals where the roboarm from Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals turned out to also be made in part by Kanaya and Equius. It's a sign that I'm just lazy on idea of how to link stories (see, I'm pointing out my flaws I don't have to fix them... didn't I already say this?)

Oh yeah, actually, Pacifica was with Mabel and stuff too.

"So now that that's over with, how do you feel about Dipper?" Mabel asked. "It's appropriate to ask about shipping because none of us are getting killed."

"Well, I uh..." Pacifica looked over and blushed. "Maybe it'll work out..."

"Ha! The only thing getting in the way of your relationship would be if it turned out you were brother and sister. But even then, I could be sisters with you and that would actually be pretty cool. Kind of weird nhow I went from hating you to not hating the thought of us being cute sisters together..."

"No offense, but I don't think I'm related to you too. That would be a dumb plot twit."

They both laughed off.

"Yeah, that would be a crappy out of nowhere writing." Said Mabel.

Okay, now we're out in the forest a bit. We saw Specimen 4 as she recovered from being pushed off...

"Hey!" She said to her attacker, "Who are you for trying to hurt my like that?"

The camera zoomed up and it was Nzyvo! In Lgananzan whatever! Nzyvo's from The Journals of Wisdom, Power, and Courage, and this will all make sense later (especially if you read chapters 1-5 of Journals first). Anyway, Nzyvo looked like she had a maniac grin and she folded her arms.

"Hey. I think that Dipper guy's part of a 'prophecy,' and I don't want you to hurt him! He's gonna be my subject..."

She reached in her edgy sweater and got out Journal 2.

"Tomorrow, on his elevated 13th birthday!"

Yeah, in case you think "What is this an AU?" No, it's a direct prequel. That's the plot twist of this. This is actually a prequel to Journals of Wisdom, Power, and Courage. Ha, just because it takes place "replacing" NMM which is after "Gift Shop of Horrors," and Giftshop of Horrors was before NMM doesn't mean that the "Replace" means that this fic TOOK PLACE BY THAT EPISODE CHRONOLOGICALLY! The order goes, "Soos and the Real Girl," "Little Gift Sop of Horrors," no other canon episodes, but then this, and then Journals.

Anyway HYPE FOR THE ENXT PART!

Closing AN:

Probably not the best of endings... then again, I did like the idea of setting up 'Hey, Spiral Power exists in this fic!' By having Mabel use it to do something that was impossible in the original game (uh, spoilers, but that should have been obvious considering this fic's nature): actually escaping the mansion. If anything, it was like this story became more about connecting itself to Journals than... well, the story proper.

(Don't try to be clever and go "But Fan, technically if you turn off the game and walk away, that's 'escaping the mansion' and it's meta!" I'm pretty sure it's not one of those games. And I say 'those games' that way because there's already a bunch of games that try to pull off the 'best ending is where you never play it'-type thing. It's getting kind of old, in my opinion.)

Originally there was going to be a "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there" running gag that culminated with this chapter being called "Like a Good Neighbor." But a lot of things changed as... well, I just forgot this fic's idea and put it to rest.

Final Thoughts:

This story was a bit more fun to work on than I was thinking when I put my work on this on a small hiatus as I continued Journals from chapters 3-5. Well, now that it's over, I wonder if I'll become really nostalgic towards it and wish I expanded it a little... or just kind of leave it to be forgotten like Axe Effect: Giffillions.

...I don't really have that much else to say here. Oh yeah, Specimens 4 and 9 were also going to have bigger roles in this fic, but again... I couldn't really think of anything for them.

THE END.

The Second Half (well, only by chapter count, each chapter is planned to be really long, so it's more like the "Last Four Fifths" or something) is coming.

And it will have:

BIGGER MECHA!

"I call this... JOVIAN SHACKAN LAGANN!"

MORE EXPLOSIONS!

"I think Michael Bay built these or something."

MORE ELECTIONS!

"er a um, I promise to make the minimum wage a million dollars! er a um, THAT WAY WE CAN ALL BE FUCKING RICH!"

MORE ERECTIONS!

"Soooooos... it's just us... you know what that means..."

GRAVITY FALLS IN... AUTUMN!

"These 'falling leafs' really fuck up my leaf costumes... I have to constantly keep them watered."

THE JOURNALS OF WISDOM, POWER, AND COURAGE: SECOND HALF. POSSIBLY COMING REALLY SOON, BECAUSE I'M PROBABLY GONNA JUMP ON THIS AND WRITE REALLY ENTHUSIASTICALLY. PUTTING THAT ON HIATUS WAS A MISTAKE. NO, REALLY.

Do the impossible. See the invisible. Row row, fight the power.