"TURN THE LIGHTS ON!" LFE screamed, Autumn laughed evilly before fire lit up around the room. LFE huffed and glared at Autumn, and she smirked in return. "Can you stop doing that?" LFE asked. The fire demon only shook her head. "No. It's too amusing." She stated, LFE rolled her eyes. Alyssa then walked in the room, "And, we're back!" She exclaimed, throwing her hands up in the air. "What an original line!" LFE said sarcastically. Autumn rolled her eyes. "Whatever. Anyways, we-"
"-Have More-"
"DARES!"
"Hey! You ruined our in-complete sentence talk!" LFE accused. Dipper then walked into view, "Please don't let them start that again. It's freaky." He said, then Stanford walked in there as well. "How do you think I feel when you and your sister to that?!" The old man asked.
Dipper shrugged, and then remembered the events of the previous chapter.
He leaned close to LFE, "There aren't any shipping dares, are there?" The author smirked evilly. "Just wait..." A look of fear quickly came across Dipper's face.
He slowly backed away, probably fearing what he had heard of Diplyssa.
His Grunkle inched slowly over to a side, barely out of view. "...Alright, then." Alyssa said after a long pause. "Oh, guys! I just remembered!" Autumn shouted.
LFE Raised her eyebrow, "What?" Alyssa snapped, remembering the Previous chapter's announcement. "We have a new host!" LFE's expression brightened, "Oh yeah! It's-" Suddenly, Bill appeared in front of the girls. "I KNOW WHO IT IS!" He shouted, then Autumn pushed him out of the way, "Don't you dare spoil it, Bill!" LFE shouted at the triangle.
Alyssa pointed her finger at the floating yellow blob, "Yeah! Someone else Who actually cares should do it!" Bill rolled his eye, "well then Autumn shouldn't do it. She basically abandoned this Ask and Dare!" Autumn growled and glared in Bill's direction. LFE shook her head, "We have stuff to do. Just wait next chapter until the violent dares."
Autumn sighed, but still glared. "I'll get you..." Alyssa popped back into the conversation, "Can I announce the new host?" LFE Nodded, taking the chance to glare before the craziness of dares could start. Alyssa grinned, "The new host is-" She was cut off by Bill, who once again appeared in front of the camera and the hosts. "-GRAVITYFALLSCHICK AKA ROCKY!" He screamed, then burst into maniacal laughter.
Alyssa frowned, "Bill Mischief Cipher!" Bill stopped suddenly, "How do you know my middle name?!" Alyssa smiles, almost evilly, "Oh Bill, I know everything."
Bill's single eye widened, and he disappeared from sight.
Autumn and LFE snickered together, "Wimp." Autumn called Bill, Alyssa joined in on their laughing, "He's scared of when people know things about him." Autumn nodded, "Alright, I'm bringing in Rocky." She snapped, and a redheaded girl who described herself as Emo appeared.
She made a peace sign to the camera, "Hey, guys. It's Rocky." Alyssa waved, "Hi, Rocky!" Rocky smiled and waved back. "Hey, Alyssa." LFE smiled at the two. Then, pumped her fist in the air. "We're all together! Now, nothing can stop our world domination plans!"
They all laughed evilly. Rocky sighed happily, "I love evil people. Who are also fun." Autumn nodded, "That's the beauty of this thing. Anyways," she waved her hand, and the first dare appeared in bold words.
"From Axel Treehorn: dare Alyssa to a. Pretend to love Wendip. B. Face the fact that Dipper doesn't like her. Or c. Hate Diplyssa"
Alyssa stared up at the dare, "I hate Diplyssa..." She laughed and threw her hands above her head, "NOT!" LFE stared at Her, "I expected that." Rocky turned towards the camera, "There's no hope for her." Autumn rolled her eyes and the dare changed into another.
"Mabel turn into a black cat and run across Gidiot."
Mabel came out of the crowd and in view of everyone. "I have to become a black cat?" LFE shrugged, "You'll get to give Gideon bad luck." Autumn shrugged as well, "Plus, You may or may not have a choice to anyways..." Mabel was changing, she started to shrink and change color, then her bones stretched and snapping sounds were heard.
Although she felt no pain because Autumn was taking in all of it. Speaking of whom, was shaking with a weird expression trying not to scream or show pain.
By this time, Mabel was a black cat. She me owed cutely as Gideon was pushed out of the crowd by Stan.
"GET RABIES!" Stan yelled at the 9 year old, who glared back at Him and simply walked over to Mabel. He smiled at her, "Aww, You're so cute There's no way You'd give Me rabies!" He reached out to pet Her as she hissed and ran in His path, then Gideon lost His balance and fell backwards into a ravine that randomly 'appeared'. Autumn stood there covered in dirt and grinning evilly.
LFE whistled and kicked a shovel into the ravine. "Wonder how that got there... Hehe." She and Autumn snickered together and high-fived. Rocky laughed a bit, "Mind if I do the next dare?" Alyssa spoke up, "Me toooo!" The other two hosts shrugged, "Sure." They said in sync. They just stared at each other, unblinking. It kind of weirded out Alyssa. Rocky snapped, and the dare changed once again.
"Everyone watch Zoey 101!"
Autumn stared at the dare with her pupils small, "ZOEY 101?!" She screamed, "OF ALL THINGS! MY SISTER WATCHES IT WAAAAYY TOO MUCH." She breathed heavily, trying to calm herself down. "B-But... We can watch it... We can.. Watch it..." Rocky snapped, and a large TV appeared above the entire set, an episode of Zoey 101 coming on.
Half an hour later...
LFE shrugged, "That wasn't too bad. Don't see why You hate it." She nudged Autumn, who shrugged as well. "It's just... My sister watches it too much..." She shuddered. Alyssa stepped up, "I believe it's My turn?" LFE looked at the next dare on Her phone and she grinned widely, "I HAVE TO DO THIS ONE!" Alyssa frowned, "Aww..." Autumn smiled, "You can do the next two. Alright?" Alyssa smiled, "I'd like that." LFE laughed evilly as the dare changed. Bill floated out of the crowd as his eye widened, and he tried to quickly float away. Rocky caught Him by the bow tie and threw Him back over to LFE. The dare was,
"Bill listen to the Vocaliods for an entire hour!"
Autumn laughed along with LFE, and soon the rest of the Hosts joined in. He held his hands over his head in attempt to shield the evil laughter, "WHY IS THIS UNIVERSE SO CRUEL?!" He said, dropping to His knees on the floor. LFE walked over to Him and took out her phone. "This is gonna be fun." Rocky watched, "He never said which Vocaloids, so..." LFE spoke up again, "...That just means we'll have to do all of them."
Bill threw his head back in the air and yelled in fear of what was already happening "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Several pain-filled hours later
Bill layed down in a corner of the room, a look of pure horror still etched on His face. Everyone stared as the last song, 'Acute' played.
Autumn was humming along standing next to LFE, who was still laughing evilly. Rocky and Alyssa were just staring at the poor demon.
Autumn shuddered at her favorite character's pain, and turned to the camera once more. Alyssa came over and whispered something in her ear before she could sign off.
Autumn sighed, "Alright, alright." She said, glaring at Alyssa, who was smiling her face off. "I lost the bet that me and Alyssa made. Check my profile, I lost by a mudslide. Literally." She held an iPad up to the screen, showing a note on her profile page stating "I love Autull and Diplyssa". Rocky burst into laughter, Alyssa burst into Evil laughter, and LFE only snickered.
"This is why you don't make bets with Alyssa." Autumn only shook her head, "I messed up. Big time." She brightened, remembering something.
"But no one's actually going to make dares forcing the ship!" Alyssa grinned evilly, "So you think..." Autumn became quite scared, and hid behind LFE.
She pushed her out from behind her, and Rocky spoke up. "Until next time everyone! Now, there will be no more side no-" she was cut off by Alyssa, "SEND IN AUTULL AND DIPLYSSA DA-" and she was cut off by LFE "MABILL AND WENDIP!"
And then Autumn spoke above them. "PLEASE NO AUTULL DARES. PLEASE. GOOD NIGHT, PEOPLE!" The fire around the room went out, and screaming was heard.
"WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THAT?!" LFE screamed, Autumn laughed evilly. Signaling the end of the chapter.
(A/N):
Hey there, guys! Sorry I've been off recently... I've been working on this, and decided to pick up on it instead of being successful in school. As You could see in the announcements... I lost. XP This is why You shouldn't make dares with Alyssa. Anyways, have a great day! I'm working of TSD Triqual, and a new one-shot with a small reference to Prosfessor Layton. See ya!