It is what the title implies. On deivantART. Com there's an awesome artist, Meiri. She makes awesome pairings, Gasduggery, Dusguine and many more. I thought of something, I don't know how it'll play out though.

GASDUGGERY PART ONE

LOV

Ghastly fell asleep in his shop late one night. He woke up to find the sun trying to peer over the city. Ghastly cleaned up his mess and drove to the Sanctuary. Skulduggery was waiting in the front for him.

"Helloo." Skulduggery greeted with a smile on his façade.

"Um, hi..?" Ghastly answered.

"So. Are you going to the dance tonight?" he eagerly asked.

"I wasn't aware there was a dance tonight."

"There is and I have the perfect tux!" Skulduggery waved to some friends as they walked by. Rife and Vendetta were those friends.

"So do you think Skulduggery will do it?" Vendetta askd

"Oh, I hope so. They are so good together." Rife said.

Skulduggery stalked Ghastly his office.

"Can I help you?" Ghastly awkwardly asked.

Skulduggery needed a moment to register what Ghastky just said. He flinched and stepped out with a fake cough, "Oh, yeah. Totally. Peachy in fact."

"Do you have work to do?"

"No, not really. Today was kind of bland."

"OK… uh, do some patrol in quadrant 4s."

"Will do!" Skulduggery hurried to the quadrant but Valkyrie stopped in his path.

"Hey Skul."

"Hi Valkyrie." he huffed.

"So, are you going to ask him? I know he'll say yes."

"I doubt it. He doesn't even know." Skulduggery admitted.

"I'm sure he does. Trust me." Valkyrie smiled and she let him passed.

Skulduggery ran to the quadrant and started pacing the borderline.

Off in the distance was a slim and elegant figure. It wasn't China.

"Hello, Skulduggery!" The voice called.

"Damn it.", He muttered to himself, "Why, Hello Miss Eloquent."

"Oh, god. Call me Mimi now." She insisted.

"Fine. Mimi what are you doing here?"

"Nothing. Just getting my invite."

"Who invited you to the dance?"

"Detective Tenterhooks, we were friends in the early nineteen hundreds."

Skulduggery sighed, "Would you want me to help you find your way?"

"If you don't mind."

"It would be an ho-honor." He stammered. Skulduggery lead the way to Rife who was still doing patrol.

"Ooh, hello Mimi!" Rife called.

"Hi Rife!" She called after him. He jogged his way over to them and handed Mimi her invite.

"Merci beaucoup." She replied.

"De rien." Rife playfully said in return. Mimi turned to Skulduggery and said, "See you there, Detective Pleasant."

Skulduggery's façade snarled and gave a slight growl in his tone. Mimi didn't notice as she strolled off.

Why her? Why her?… is all he could think of. Skulduggery patrolled for more hours until his shift was up. That gave him three more hours to get ready for the dance.

Part one, finished. OK the French… I have no clue if it's right. Well, I knew about the thank you part, I saw that all the time. But people who knows or doesn't about "De rein" I looked it up on google translate it was translated from 'you're welcome'. and a heads up. For the next week or so there will be more lacking of updates, I'll be in Nova Scotia as a birthday present. I always wanted to go there… thank you.

~darkntwisted13