STRIKE WITCHES

Boy Meets Witches

Episode 6: Why do I feel a breeze?

Steve woke up feeling refreshed. So far the only thing that had never happened in the series aside from him, was the fact that, there were never two Neuroi when Shirley broke the sound barrier, well he did actually kiss Elia…which he had no clue how she would interpret that…although she can see into the future. Why didn't she move outta the way? Did she like him? Steve face turned bright red after that thought.

'THESE GIRLS ARE GONNA KILL ME!' He screamed in his mind.

There was a knock on his door.

"Steve?" He heard Minna's voice ask.

'Now what?' "Come in."

"Steve, today would be your moment to shine as Erica is getting an award today." She said entering his room

"Hun? Oh ya! I forgot completely about that." Steve smacking himself

Minna sweat dropped.

"Lynnette and I are going to London to pick up Erica's Knight's Cross of the Iron Cross."

"Ok?" Steve looked at her like she was planning something and keeping him in the dark.

"You should interact with everyone while we're gone. It will do you some good."

"Ok fine."

"Just remember, be responsible, and if we are goanna have to worry about another mouth to feed in nine months, I will make your life a living hell, ok?" Minna smiled.

"Ok?" 'what did she mean by…THAT!?' "Hey wait a minuet Minna, I-"

But Minna was gone.

'What the hell is wrong with her, I'd never sleep with any of these girls! Even if I was attracted to them, most of them are underage! I could get arrested, even though I'm not in my own world, BUT STILL!"

He heard the trumpet call signaling the girls to get up. He headed to the kitchen to make himself some food beings how Yoshika had overslept.

He made an English muffin with beacon and cheese. He opened the fridge and grabbed the orange juice. After he finished he wondered outside. He saw Mio train Yoshika with wooden swords and Perrine watching from a distance, then the three of them starting to train. He heard a jeep horn. He looked over to see Minna and Lynn approaching him.

"We're going into town, we'll be back soon."

"Bye for now, Mr. Steve." Lynn said.

"Please just call me Steve."

"Oh, ok." Lynn said with a slight blush.

"Get going I'll see you girls later. Drive Safe."

The jeep drove off into the distance.

"Now what?" Steve sighed.

He headed to bath just in time to see Erica come out spinning around carefree almost.

"Morning Steve."

"Morn'in."

"So what's going on today?"

"Today I'm being awarded the Knights Cross."

"Congrats."

"Thank you, well I'll cya."

She left, and Francesca bumped into him. She landed on him grabbing his chest.

"Like what you're feeling there Francisca?"

"Eh? Oh hey Stevie!" She said jumping off him.

"Oh ya!" Steve said suddenly grinning. He quickly gave Francesca a light bump on the forehead.

"What was that for?"

"The blueberry incident."

"Oh, Oopies!" She chucked.

"Come on. Lets get some food."

"YEAH! Food!"

She and Steve sat down with Erica began to eat the biscuits that had been prepared for them. Soon after Mio and slightly embarrassed Yoshika and Perrine followed in. Steve didn't pay to much attention however it seemed like Francesca was looking terrified.

"Mh? What's wrong Francesca?" She suddenly got up and ran.

"She ran away." Shirley said.

"What the hell?" Steve muttered.

"Steve! Stop her!" Gertrude barked at him.

He looked to see Francesca running away and not wearing her usual striped panties.

"Those are mine!" He heard Perrine say.

"Oh Shit!" Steve said jumping up. By this time Francesca had all ready accidently grab Yoshika's pants.

Steve followed the running girls out. If the girls had been paying any attention at all they would have seen Steve's head briefly take on the form of a dragon. He stopped them sniffing her out.

"Lets split up!"

He followed Yoshika and Perrine. Perrine after a few minuets stopped for some reason. He followed Yoshika to the tree where Francesca was hiding. Steve charged at the tree his fingers turning into claws he tried to climb the trunk but slid down.

"Gimme back my clothes!"

"Come and get 'em." Yoshika climbed up using Steve head as footing.

He climbed up after her. When they got to the top she was gone.

"Steve! Yoshika!" Francesca said

She was some how holding Steve's red and black studded belt. Yoshika fell to the ground trying to cover her exposed rear, while Steve tripped from his pants suddenly falling down.

"Nice underwears Steve!" Francesca taunted.

"Why you– WOAH!" Steve fell headfirst outta the tree.

"OW! Do'hh!" He groaned getting up holding his head. He got up his head spinning.

He shook it off and tried flapping his wings getting himself air born. He took off and flew so he was high above the base. He used his mimic ability to do a magic eye, he scanned using his left eye to find Francesca.

"Damn and today started off so well too! (Sigh!) Now where is that kid?"

He suddenly heard the alarm.

"What?! NOW!?" Steve folded his wings doing a fast drive toward the hanger. He stopped about 2 inched from the ground flapping his wings.

"Do'h! Shadow still has my Striker! Oh ta hell with it!" he said landing and running over to his weapon rack. He grabbed a BAR. He spun around and took off in a fashion similar to Shadow the hedgehogs running pattern (lean to one side push of then push off that side) He saw Minna.

"Commander Minna!"

"Flase Alarm everyone!"

"WHAT! Woah, doh, doh, doh, DOW!" Steve said as he tripped and doing a few summersaults before landing on his face.

"Come on out."

Erica lead Francesca out.

"Lucchini!" Steve said with a strong voice of anger.

"Apparently, Lucchinie accidently set off the alarm."

"We also confiscated these items." Minna said hoping out the girl's underweares and Steve's belt.

"And let me guess? Erica caught her hm?" Steve said annoyed.

"Yes she did, she stayed clam amongst the panic."

Everyone began to congratulate her. At this moment Steve suddenly remembered: it was Erica who started this mess when she couldn't find hers so she took Francescas. He mentally slapped himself for not remembering that this happened in the series, but to be truthful he had more ore less blocked this part out, as he really didn't understand why it seemed like the girls own one part of panties.

"There will be a time for that later. Now I need to prepare for my accident." Steve thought. He looked at Minna and gave her thumbs up signaling he was going to set up for his staged accident.

A short time later (Just minuets after Erica's Ceremony concluded)

"Excuse me!" Gertrude said suddenly pushing through every one.

"Gertrude, what's going on?" Minna asked looking at her.

"We have trouble, that new witch Stephanie just radioed in, Her strike is on fire!"

"What?" a reporter said.

"I see her." Another said who had spun around.

'I hope this works!' Minna silently prided.

There to everyone's astonishment was what looked like a witch leaving a trail of smoke behind her.

"Get the fire team ready she's coming into hot!" Mio's voice was heard over the radio

"TOO LATE! LOOK OUT!" Erica yelled pointing.

"SCATTER!" Gertrude exclaimed as "Stephanie" flew over her head into a "very inconveniently placed" army truck loaded with fuel, by the hanger doors. There was an explosion that could rival the explosion that sank the USS Arizona. When the smoke had started to dissipate Gertrude was seen carrying a limp figure covered in thick blanket.

"Sergeant Miyafuji follow me to the Medical Wing immediately." Gertrude commanded.

"Yes Ma'am!" Yoshika replied quickly following Gertrude.

The reported tried to follow, but an armed guard prevented them from passing into the medical wing. The doctor wasted no time in assisting Yoshika "treating" Stephanie's "wounds". The doctor helped Yoshika wrap Steve up in bandages. Fortunately Steve was knocked unconscious by accident, so it took them a long time to wrap him up. Unfortunately Steve had burned all his hair of.

After a while the doctors came out saying she was fine and handful of reporters could see her, though she had been knocked unconscious from the crash.

Some how the news reporters had bought the story that the witches where very effective against the Neuroi despite being under funded, but it was suggested that with better funding they would be able to preform even better than before.

Minna walked into the Medical Wing and could not help but smile.

She approached Mio who seemed to be giggling.

"We somehow managed to pull it off… what are you laughing at?"

"Go step inside." Mio said trying not to burst out laughing.

Minna walked in. She tried so hard not laugh, but couldn't help it.

There was Steve completely hairless, sitting in bed, sleeping. It seemed mostly everyone was there, with some exceptions. Lynn seemed to be saddened. Minna guessed it was because he had lost all his beautiful hair. Minna stopped that thought.

It seemed everyone was slowly developing feelings for Steve one way or another.

Steve groaned indicating he was waking up. He looked at everyone and smiled.

"We pull it off?"

"Yes, I think we did." Minna said amidst her laughing.

"What's so funny?"

Lynn held a mirror in front of him.

"…"

The girls waited.

"AHHHHHH!" was all they heard.

I really need to work on getting these chapters out faster. Anyway, I'm not a hundred percent sure, but I think I'm goanna make some bonus chapters, where we see the witches celebrating various holidays and other events (Such as birthdays).

Oh Sorry Steve about making you loses your hair.

Shadow: I have a remedy for that.

Steve: Eh! Who are You?