Anti-Bugs Bunny Alliance Ch2
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Bugs stood outside his rabbit hole, tending his carrot garden, when. A Black feathered volcher flew over him. Bugs reconizing the shadow that was on the ground just shrugged and said.
Bugs: Old Beacky Buzzard at it again. Well, I was getting bored anyway, so lets see how this goes.
Up in the air, Beacky some how managed to pull out a radio without falling and talked into it in his usually voice.
Beacky: He's outside guys, he's wide open.
Cut to everyone else on a cliff, overlooking the rabbit's home.
Elmer: Good, he won't know what hit him. Fudd out.
Beacky: Beacky Buzzard out.
He said, putting the phone away and looked straight ahead. After, a minute he realized he was falling straight to the ground. He then pulled up, just before impact and said.
Beacky: Silly Me I forgot to account for the laws of gravity before, I started talking on the radio.
He let out a chuckle.
Meanwhile, Daffy was digging underneath Bugs' Rabbit hole, he had learned how to do this from Bugs himself, who he use to travel with because, it was cheaper to just follow Bugs while he burrowed, then to get somewhere on his own means. Eventually, Bugs got tired of doing all the work and made him learn how to dig himself.
After Daffy was done, he climbed out of the hole and said.
Daffy: The tunnels finithsed guyths.
Elmer signaled every one to start loading explosives down the hole. After they were done Wile E. held the detonator ready to blow the rabbit away before, Marvin stopped him.
Marvin: Wait, lets not take any chances with inferior Earth explosives.
Wile E. pulled out a sign that read. Fine, what do you recommend? Marvin pulled out what looked like another stick of dynamite.
Elmer: But we already have enough dynamite awready.
Marvin: This is no regular piece of dynamite; this is a Illudium p36 space modulator. It has enough fire power to make shore we get the job done.
Elmer: Ok fine, go on and put the thing under the wabbit's hole and get back, we have to be ready for when we blow the wabbit out.
They all waited behind a bunch of rocks over looking the rabbit's home. Elmer armed with his double barrel, Rocky and Mugsy armed with Tommy Guns. Yosemite Sam armed with his signature pistols, Black Jack Lashack armed with a rifle of his own, 2 hillbillies armed with ridiculously long rifles, The Tasmanian Devil stood armed only with his teeth but, still as ready as everyone, Marvin packing his a laser gun, and Daffy who had acquired a rifle himself, but didn't look as enthusiastic as the others.
As Wile E. Coyote pressed the detonator, Marvin pressed a button on his wrist and teleported to his ship.
Marvin: Foolish Earthling that will kill the rabbit and half the planet.
As, he walked to the bridge on his ship he saw someone he did not suspect to find.
Bugs Bunny stood in his seat holding something and said.
Bugs: What's up Doc? I think you forgot this.
Bugs pulls out the Illudium p36 space modulator.