A Chaotic Turnout

Disclaimer : I own nothing but the plot Naruto is owned by Masashi Kishimoto DBZ is owned by funimation, toei animation, Fugi TV and Akira Toriyama, Sonic is owned by SEGA, Disgaea is owned by NIS/NIS America, MLP is owned by Hasbro and the Hub Kingdom Hearts is owned by Disney and square Enix and finally Doctor who is owned by BBC Steven Moffet. This is a kinda selfish self insert so trolls and critics do your worst. P.S I'm making this up as I go along so if anyone reviews please tell me about my poltholes also I'm a kid so spelling mistakes are going to be everywhere P. P.S there will be anime cameos italics=thinking

Chapter 1: What fun is there in making sense?

My name is Zen Lucas-Divers and I am a fan of all things anime and Japan, I can't wait for DBZ battle of z or jstars victory VS, I have like an entire page worth of anime to watch and can't get enough Detective Conan (also not mine).I also a brony a male fan of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (no it's not gay) my favourite villain is discord voiced by john De Lancie the spirit of chaos and disharmony and the only mane (you get it) villain to be reformed but his antics are still hilarious.

Now you may ask yourself "why are you telling us this" or say something like "NEEERRRRRRDD" (hoping you read that like piccolo from DBZ abridged) well it's because of this question if you could go anywhere throughout the multi-verse would you. I certainly would because I believe that any work of imagination can also be a separate universe e.g. there is a universe where there seven magical dragon balls that can grant two wishes every year from a dragon named Shenron because they were made from a green stretchy alien who split himself into good and evil. One believing he was god and called himself Kami and the other believing himself to be a demon and if one died the other would too unless they put the very essence of their soul into its child which hatch from an egg and can fuse to become one being And can pass the art of creating the dragon balls to a kid (that's crazy and that's only a tiny bit of the plot) exposition for the win.

So that means that if a being was strong enough and could travel between universes in fiction then they could be in this universe as well. Well instead of explaining let's get to the story. It was a cold winter day (lousy stinking British weather) and was cold inside my house as well because are boiler was broken for nine months now (lousy British manufacturing). Anyway I was getting ready for school had breakfast went to school talked a lot and got really bored came home and there was a note on my bed and assumed it was of my brothers or sisters doing after looking at the card it found it to be a my little pony card with discord on the cover but not for birthdays. I opened it up expecting my brother or sister to have written ha-ha-ha brony boy in it as they can be jerks sometimes anyway I actually found a contract on the inside and an ink pen.

Reading over the document I found the words teleport and magic of particular interest and thought "defiantly a joke although what if it was true" "nah". Although I had a feeling it wasn't for the next couple of days and decided what the heck if it's not true then I wouldn't care. After signing with my signature the document and card poofed away and I thought please be him. After a couple more seconds a man with a strange cane and goofy tux his eyes yellow and red with a hint of joy and chaos poofed into my room and then I thought "so is this Discord, well he can transform into anything." "two things, first of all what took you so long to write on the document second of all yes I am discord but no I'm not transformed, actually I am transformed but only due to the human race being the best creature here in this universe although I do say I quite like it but not enough of a chaotic body if you know what I mean."

"Okay then why are you here, to rule over this land without any elements of harmony to stop you or to do something Pinkie Pie random like become a giraffe that is 2 inches tall but breaths flames.""Actually I'm here for you also I said I wouldn't cause any trouble although the giraffe idea was fantastic, anyway I just though I would make all your dreams come true" "so fix the boiler," I said in a flat tone "I guess I could but then again the contract said I would give you the power you've always wanted, teleportation between universes." "Okay so taking a quote from your book two things, first why are you doing this to me now and second when do I get it I can't wait for this" I said in an excited tone "well for one thing this is my good deed for the day that princess Celestia wanted me to do make someone wish come true and two yes fine here you go" Discord snapped his fingers and a small party popper noise went off.

"Wait if we're talking shouldn't people be noticing us or my siblings because if not that doesn't make sense." "Make sense what fun is there in making sense?" Discord replied making me reminisce about return of harmony part one. "Oh yeah spirit of chaos and everything" I mentally scolded myself for being so stupid. "So how do I do it?" "Do what?" "Teleport." "Oh that, simply do what I do after you have a place or universe in mind, it's a snap try it.""Simple eh?" I tried to imagine my brothers' bed as we slept in the same room and held my fingers to my head like Goku when using instant transmission and snapped my free hands fingers and disappeared.

Discord seemed somewhat impressed and quickly asked "where did you get the pose from?" "Dragon ball Z, it's an anime" "and a alternate universe but I wouldn't recommend going there until your stronger. Now before I leave I grant you the power of 2000 years of life because you have around 30-40 universes in mind and you want to see them all don't you?" "But isn't that a bit much plus if I leave a universe and return 200 years later everyone I know will be dead." "Not really because if you leave a universe and then return hundreds of years later it would only be an instant since you left due to something I don't know." "Wow so that means I can be in all my fantasies and no one will die except maybe Krillen and maybe Yamcha where should I go first?" Discord then snapped his fingers and a table appeared showing 6 different universes and discord removed 3 because they were too dangerous leaving only 3 universes "these 6 universes are the ones which you want to visit most, a few are too dangerous for you right now so I removed them until your more powerful." I interrupted and said "so until I have a higher power level" "y-yes... also any and all abilities learned in one universe will transfer to the next hence why you can eventually reach your favourite universe. I suggest the ones with ninja in it as they are all kids just like you also just to let you know there will be a little piece of me with you at all times who will the same size as you and change in each universe as well so as to instruct you or if you have any further questions as you will always be special in each universe you go to but he will only be just as powerful as you so as to not let him ruin your glory."

"Well it's gonna be a long journey Discord you sure you're ready" "I'm an immortal being of course I'm ready" and with a snap of my fingers I was gone leaving the rest of the still human discord standing there waiting for me to return in a room not affected by the time stop when I leave a universe so as to tell me when I can go to other universes.

So that was the first chapter please review and favourite and yes there will be power levels looks like I'm going to do around 6-10 chapters per world and 4-5 chapters when I revisit that world for fun. Power levels:

Gentleman Discord (Discord human form) power level= unknown

Discord clone= 0.5

Zen Lucas-Divers/me=0.5

I'm gonna have a lot to write at least 100 chapters.