Chapter 2: The Rock

Disclaimer : I own nothing but the plot Naruto is owned by Masashi Kishimoto DBZ is owned by funimation, toei animation, Fugi TV and Akira Toriyama, Sonic is owned by SEGA, Disgaea is owned by NIS/NIS America, MLP is owned by Hasbro and the Hub Kingdom Hearts is owned by Disney and square Enix and finally Doctor who is owned by BBC Steven Moffet. This is a kinda selfish self insert so trolls and critics do your worst. P.S I'm making this up as I go along so if anyone reviews please tell me about my poltholes also I'm a kid so spelling mistakes are going to be everywhere P.P.S there will be anime cameos. P.P.P.S not going to reveal much about myself so the wrong don't people get to me. Italics=thinking

When I arrived I instantly started to fangasam over where I was, Konoha AKA the village hidden in the leaves where the 5 hokage either rest or live I wonder if so called grandma Tsunade was hokage or not. Discords piece of him was with me and suddenly poofed into a black haired black suit Naruto clone which happened to be the best thing as anyone who knew he was a being of chaos and not a kid would probably kill him and since his power level was the same as mine probably would be able to. My clothes had changed to, from my school uniform to something that resembled Saskue Uchiha's clothes although a bit more yellow though which was a good thing as I didn't want to be associated with the most emo thing around besides Shadow the hedgehog or Riku near the beginning of Kingdom Hearts, (Fan girls throw your hate reviews because I feed on them and don't care but will still read them and laugh at how you find emo hot).

Then Discord started explaining "oh been a long time since I visited this universe and put those thoughts of power into that fool Orochimaru's head, good times, good times" I was of course a bit shocked but composed myself as this was probably before he was reformed. "Well then what's going to special about me in this universe that I can then take into other universes?" remembering what was stated to me by him a couple of minutes ago. "I don't know, try anything that is special about this world."

I thought about this for a few seconds and shouted loudly but not too loudly "byakugan" and suddenly the veins next to my eyes pumped and my eyes most likely went white and my field of view increased exponentially causing me to gasp. "I wonder though" I said questionably "if I'm able to use byakugan is there anything else I can do". "Oh I know now, I thought I didn't know anything about this universe that made you special but I may know what it is now, if I'm remembering correctly there are 4 thing that happen first your byakugan, next this thing called a sharingan which when used with the first will allow you to see where almost all attacks are coming from and easily attack weak points of enemies as well as pre-empt incoming attacks as well as being able to master ninjutsu, genjutsu and taijutsu with relative ease, all this without going through a traumatic experience, although your eyes do turn pink with grey splotches as the only downside. Next this thing called chakra elements, while most shinobi can master only one or two elements you can use all five (search it up) and finally look at your stomach area."

I took of the shirt I was wearing and looked at the back just in case the Uchiha symbol was there. Thankfully it was blank. I checked my stomach to see a seal that was slowly disappearing. "That seal is used to make a copy of your friends that you make along your journey and hence give you a bit of their power." "Bit OP if you ask me" "who cares if it is, it's also fun and people will be asking about how you have them all the time." "Well lets go see the only two ninja that make sense, Rock Lee and Might Guy, then we'll meet team seven and then Shikamaru the smartest ninja in Konoha and maybe Garra if he isn't still psychotic." "Sounds like a plan."

We walked into the woods looking for the ninjas of youth and determination finding them quickly and instantly butting in on their training not before deactivating byakugan which was the best time. I walked over to the sensei who was doing the same thing as Lee sleeping while standing on their hands while two plastic cups of water were on each foot with 100 kilo weights at the bottom of the cups. I walked up and tried to lift one of the cups but the weight was too much so I decided I would push against the top of the cup to spill some water on Guy's face as Lee would be mad if I did it to him because in show he was always sensitive about training. The entire cup actually fell onto his face and so did the 100 kilo weight instantly making him get up and lose balance carefully avoiding Lee on the way down.

After the incident Might guy got up he was a little peeved and started to talk to me so as to not wake Lee "why did you do that young man I was training Lee, who are you any way I've never seen you before in Konoha" strangely he was speaking English but brushed it off "I'm here for some training from the teacher of 5 of the 8 gates to Lee so to become a ninja."Guy was of course flattered and started to talk "well if you want to be my student I would have to talk to the 5th hokage but I like you just for your determination, name's Guy Might rival to" " cool head Kakashi Hatake" I interrupted " y-yes but how did you know that?"

"Because I'm from a different universe where you're just an anime but I was given the power of teleportation by my buddy here who you failed to notice who is actually a reformed being of chaos, well part of him anyway and doesn't even look like that where I come from and can transform with the snap of his fingers by the way names Zen Lucas-Divers big fan." "Okay you're obviously from the nut house because I don't believe you." "Well then I'll just have to prove it, oh Discord" and with a snap of his fingers discord turned into might guy with yellow and red eyes while his head was under his arm. "Oh and before you say transform jutsu he didn't use any hand signs, so do you believe me or not or will I have to use both byakugan and sharingan at the same time to prove my point." Discord snapped his fingers again turning back into the Naruto recolor while Guy just stood there and said "well I've heard weirder stories that turned out to be true, also should I keep this secret or can I tell Kakashi so I can rub it in his face that you want to train under me instead of him or Jiraia." "Actually you can only tell Tsunade, Jiraia, team 7, Minato and Neji Hyuga, Lee, Ino, Shika, Cho, Garra, Kiba, Shino, Tenten, Kankuro, Temari, Iruka and Shizune, I know it's a lot to remember but you can do it because you're my new sensei. Also I actually want to be taught by you Kakashi and Jiraia at the same time each for four hours a day so that I can have the most fun and training if that's okay with you the others and Hokage." "I was wrong about your determination kid its more impressive than I thought and no you don't need to tell hokage right away because you've got four hours worth of taijutsu training coming up. But first we need to see how strong you are so as your first test I need you to punch me as hard as possible." And so without warning I struck but Guy didn't move an inch. "Better make that double time for my training my friend and student you and Lee could maybe be rivals after a while." After the words my friend were said I knew something would happen and I collapsed for an unknown reason.

After waking up I was in my mind (I knew this because it was completely awesome) which had yu-gi-oh cards (owned by Konami) and video games and anime and MLP: FIM stuff galore and saw Might Guy in the corner signalling me to come over. I went over of course and it turned out he was grey suddenly Discord came in with a poof and said "this is due to the seal the more you are friends with him the less gray he will be and the more power you get from the copy which has the exact same strength as the original." "So can he talk?" I asked "yes but not until he is a better friend with you and before you ask this is not going to happen every time you make a friend only when you want to or go to sleep." And with that we came out of my mind still on the ground but this time both Lee and Guy were standing over me, Lee looking happy to see his future rival and friend.

"You me worried there for a second and you were out for a half an hour or so and I quickly went over to the 5th hokages room and talked to her about you with your buddy to prove my case she is okay with you doing your training with the three legendary teachers of Konoha by the way, then talked to Kakashi and Jiraia about it and also explained it, there also okay with it, then rushed back here with my eyes closed and hopping for balance training then got Lee to wake up and we waited for you to get up." "Wow" was all I could say so I tried to get up and notarised two pairs of normal training weights on my legs each with a signature on them three from the so called legendary teachers of Konoha and the fourth from Lee. I felt happy and leg heavy at the same time "now I know how Yamcha felt after battling 300 times gravity at least to an extent." So this time I tapped into the Might Guy copy in my head to get up and then stopped using it so that my power level would increase without help otherwise I would basically be skipping training and then noticed I also had pair of weights on my arms that had Tsunade's signature on both. Gifts from higher ups to help me train.

And so commenced the training only a short while after I woke and after three hours of running (well I say running more like gasping for air and flailing my arms about) we reached our ΒΌ way point on the single lap around Konoha while Lee and Guy were still perky and peppy I felt just like krillin and just kept trying my best and when we finally reached the halfway point it had been seven hours and we stopped running as it was 9:00 at night when I caught my breath I took off my training weights which I was starting to get accustomed to Guy said that before we went to bed that I should do a 100 meter dash that he would time "3..2..1..GO" he said and I started to run faster than ever before beating my previous time when I was I my own universe by 7 seconds (considering my time is usually around 16-17 seconds I was almost as fast as Usain Bolt no idea why only seven hours made me that fast maybe the weights were 10 kilos each when Guy said they were only a kilo each and the placebo effect took hold). "9.5 seconds not bad considering that each of those weighs were ment to weigh 100 kilos each and were you down because you couldn't lift a single one when we had them on our feet. Tsunade was right about that science stuff for once." This left my mouth wide open and so thanks to Guy switching the 100k weights for 10k also signed by Lee, the three legendary teachers and 5th hokage and went to bed with so much leg pain but so much strength happy that now I can learn Taijutsu techniques tomorrow and then Ninjutsu from the other two Legendary teachers and when I slept saw that rock lee was in my mind as a half gray already which made me smile but wondered where Discord went.

So what did you think fav and review and keep looking for more chapters coming soon. Also what do you think of the title for Guy, Kakashi and Jiraia. Also for info grey friends in my head mean I can access only 5% of their power level while half gray is 50% and full colour is 100%(so it just adds their power to mine e.g. if Guys was 550 and mine was 250 if I were to access 100% of the power my power level would be 800.

Power levels:

Zen Lucas-Divers: 120 (angered 180 with grey Guy 160 angered with grey Guy 220(later I won't include these and just put max which is angered with all my friends' power on top)).

Discord: 120

Might Guy: 800 (angered 1000, distraught over Lee being careless or nearly dyeing 1500)

Rock Lee:400(gate1 450 gate2 550 gate3 700 gate4 900 gate5 1050 Sakura endangered 1200 angered 500 elixir unknown)

As said before please review and fav.