Anti-Bugs Bunny Alliance Ch7
A/N: I know the last couple chapters, haven't been very packed full of comedy, but I promise to try and keep the comedy going.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Looney Tunes or Judge Doom. The Looney Tunes are the property of Warner Bros.
Bugs and Daffy were just about to the old Acme warehouse, as Judge Doom looked down on them from the roof.
Judge Doom: Boys, time to get into position.
He said, with an evil grin.
Sam: It's about fucking time.
They all waited just, behind the front door, weapons ready.
Judge Doom: Those won't be necessary.
They all looked at him, in confusion.
Elmer: But… if we don't have awe guns, how awe we going to kiww him?
Jude Doom: please, you fools didn't really think, you could kill someone like Bugs Bunny with near bullets. Only the weakest of toons, are vulnerable to such simple means. There's only one way to kill a toon like him. Lights
The bright lights of the warehouse burst to life, instantly illuminating, a huge bat of an unknown substance, amongst the countless random Acme products.
Sam: What the hell is that?
Judge Doom: This my friends, is DIP.
They all gasped.
Judge Doom: The only thing that can kill, any Toon.
Bugs and Daffy were at the front door; it was an old wooden door 10 foot tall and had a doorknob as black as the night. It was a very imposing sight and quiet odd for a warehouse, but considering it was an Acme warehouse, no one really ever thought muck of it.
Bugs: Da Acme warehouse? What's in there that I haven't seen before?
Daffy: The sthurpristhe isth what'sth in the warehouse.
Bugs: Huh, is it anything good?
Daffy: I'm sure somebody thinks it's a good surprise.
Daffy said nervously, thinking about what was going to happen, when they walked through that door. Bugs caught this and was now positive something wasn't right.
Bugs: Daff?
Daffy: Yesth.
Bugs: What's going on here?
Daffy: What?
Bugs: Come on Daffy, I'm no idiot. You've been acting weird, since we left. You have to tell me right now, do you know somtin is going happen, when I walk through that door.
Daffy was quiet for a minute.
Daffy: Bugsth, I promisthe nothingsth going to happen. I'm just going to show you something.
Bugs looked at him skeptically, Daffy was not the most honest of ducks and Bugs knew deep down, something was going to happen, as soon as they stepped through that door. But, even so, he decided to go through with it, even when all his instincts said no.
Bugs: Okay Daff, let's go.
Bugs reached for the door knob. Daffy knew this was his last chance to stop him. They could just turn around and go home, but of course Judge Doom would just have both their heads. No turning back now right?
A/N: I know this chapter had no comedy either, but it I just couldn't resist, this little cliffhanger.